Avril Lavigne
(33, 5’2, 126 lbs 6:6 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
Vs.
Dove Cameron
(22, 5’2, 107 lbs, 4:8 FCBA, Free Agent)

Results: Lookout!; Story: Caspian & The Dollhouse

BEFORE:
Avril Lavigne has been turning heads recently with her winning-streak, something no one saw coming just a few months ago. Getting herself back into the action (and of course the spotlight) seems to allow the Canadian singer to shine brightly just in time as her musical come-back seems to be planned for mid 2018, and if that new album is as good as her boxing thus far, well colour us impressed!

Her entrance into the arena your usual fare of punk rock and colourful black, pink and pruple neon flashing lights, Avril someone who would like *everyone* in the vicinity to know she’s arrived on the scene, and there’s really no denying that her fans in the seats are equally pleased to roll out their welcome mat as she struts down the ramp, wearing her usual black\pink sports bra and short tights, grinning happily and soaking in the cheers.

Her opponent tonight is Dove Cameron, a blonde Disney princess who has had mixed success in her stint in the ring thus far, but proved her mettle with an impressing showing her last time out, getting as close as once can to an upset against Hall of Famer Michelle Williams. Surly that showing should have Lavigne concerned tonight, even if she doesn’t openly show it. One thing that’s definitely going for Dove however is her ten-year age difference, with Avril looking like the aging, old woman, by comparison. Cameron milking that distinction for all its worth as she skips down the ramp smirking to her hit single, ‘Ways to Be Wicked’, her blonde hair tied up into two pigtail bundles for emphasis that she’s way younger compared to her 33 year old opponent. The young blonde is wearing a bright pink sports bra and hot yellow colored tights with matching hot yellow gloves, her colorfoul appearance tonight definitely eye-catching with fans seemingly very excited to feast their eyes on this young beauty judging by the noise volume in the arena.

Avril however not worried about the age difference, instead relishing it at the pre-fight press conference by reminding everyone about how the pundits said exactly the same thing about her previous opponent, Zara Larsson before, and subsequently bragging that she’ll put Dove away in similar fashion:

"Dove is known as like... the biggest cream puff in the FCBA. I mean, just look at her! She's this totally annoyingly cute Disney cupcake! She's lucky I LOVE cupcakes! So I might just go easy on her…haha.” Avril cracks herself, and only herself, up. “Anyway…she just needs to quit this whole fighting business. She even got her ass kicked by Ariana Grande at some point...” Avril lets out a loud snort in derision. “...Someone I've beaten easily TWICE! DO I REALLY need to say more...?”
“So, yeah!” she turns to Dove, laughing. “You're VERY cute! But if you think you stand a chance against me tonight, you're also very, VERY dumb!" Avril ends with a snicker.


Dove merely smirking her pixie-like smile in response, before replying: “Yes…Avril…We can ALL SEE very clearly how much you LOOOOVE cupcakes. You just can’t stop eating them can you?” The young blonde grins evilly at the Canadian who’s now staring back at her in shock, muttering “b*tch…” as her face turns a bright shade of red to confirm she’s clearly feeling humiliated. “The only thing that’s DUMB is that you think you’re some total badass. This isn’t high school anymore Av…grow the f*ck up! You don’t scare anyone and seeing you here in person now - you DEFINITELY don’t scare ME. And you know what? I’m glad you love cupcakes so much, not only because they made you fat, but because I PROMISE I’m gonna beat you and ram one down your throat tonight!”

Ouch. Strong early words from both sides as the two ladies square off finally in the center of the ring. Audience lets out a gasp of surprise when Dove actually offers up her hands to touch gloves, but of course Avril just snorts at her. “Yeah right b*tch!” The Canadian utters before defiantly turning her back on the American and marching to her corner. Dove, seemingly amused, shrugs and happily skips back to her corner, punching her own palm several times, eager to get things started.
“Let’s get this over with!” Lavigne bellows at the referee, already in readying stance.
Obliging, the referee waves for the bell. Here we go with ten rounds of Flyweight action!

ROUND 1:
Avril barrels forward, looking to brawl, hoping to pound this ‘cupcake’ into early submission and doesn’t expect the confectionary to punch back until it’s too late - Dove having watched the tapes, immediately getting out of the way of Avril’s charge. Dove fighting smart from the get-go, dancing in and to, to the side, whilst planting jabs into the singer’s face repeatedly. There’s a sickening smile on Cameron’s face as she puts Avril in her place in this opening round, relishing the thought of making the Canadian singer eat her words with every mouthful of leather slamming into her face. Avril shocked and stunned repeatedly - up until this fight she’s still had trouble adjusting her stance and strategy to different opponents. When is she going to learn that she can’t always rely on rushing in to overpower her foe? Dove’s round for sure when the bell finally rings, the blonde barely breaking a sweat as she celebrates with a squeal and skip back to corner, leaving Avril red-faced and steaming on the inside.

ROUND 2:
Round 2 is repeated in similar fashion for the first minute, with Avril can’t quite adjusting to Dove’s hit-and-run tactics just yet. At least the Dollhouse member is slowing down and her movements not as erratic as she steps in to chase her less and less often. Dove still hanging back, punching at the head periodically, still manages to take the first minute with dominance in this way. However, Avril soon choosing to hang back herself, and the girls sort of reach a stalemate as they circle each other and throw punches quick and fast into the face and body, thudding jabs away. Dove finally eating some punishment of her own as the strikes land hard and fast on her pretty face. Avril regaining some much-needed confidence, especially crucial if she wishes to go the distance here. Last thirty seconds and she goes into overdrive, flurry of punches trying to overwhelm Dove as she crowds her backwards to the ropes. Dove losing her identity here to her own detriment, as she allows Avril to retake the lead from her when the bell finally rings.

ROUND 3:
Both girls seem to have what it takes to steal the outcome of this match. Round 3 and they put that theory to the test: wild melee in the middle but Dove coming out of that exchange the loser after eating a rough hook to the side of her face, before backing away, wincing visibly. Avril feeling cocky, following her, looking for a decisive knockdown, but once again gets caught in Dove’s defensive net: iron curtain defense when Dove shoots jabs at her head whilst retreating, denying Avril the ability to get in close for the big blows. Dove still very much aware that she can win this, surprises everyone in the second minute when she begins a drastic counterattack: deflecting Avril’s pesky blows before ducking under a wild hook and a BLAST TO THE CHIN with a swift uppercut! Avril WOBBLED!! Dove rushing in, exacting vengeance: body blows pummeling Lavigne’s soft midsection hard OOMPH OOMPH OOMPH, the Canadian doubling over gasping and gets BLASTED with a SECOND uppercut to the JAW! Avril’s arms fall limp at her sides as the stunned blonde staggers backwards on wobbly legs, completely punch-drunk before quickly losing her balance and CRUSHING SIDEWAYS TO THE CANVAS! WOW! What a display from Cameron as her momentum pushes her on and seems like she wants to keep raining down punches on her fallen defenseless opponent, but unfortunately for her this is not MMA and the referee quickly stops her in her tracks, pushing her away towards her corner. Nonetheless, an early knockdown and bragging rights secured for the pumped young blonde as a large portion of the crowd begins a “CUP-CAKE” – “CUP-CAKE” – “CUP-CAKE” chant, both cheering for Dove while at the same time demanding to see her delivering on her pre-fight promise, which seems to get things in motion on Dove’s corner, her team now pulling out a small white and pink cardboard box, raising it in the air as the crowd goes wild – Dove jumping up and down in her corner, grinning, excited to fulfill her promise any moment now if Avril can’t make it back to her feet.

Avril on the other hand is sprawled down on her side, eyes and mouth working as though she can't believe where she’s finding herself - the realization dawning on her as the referee’s steady count grows louder and louder in her ear. Thankfully, she manages to make it back up to unsteady feet when the count reaches 7... Luckily for her, she is safe for now - no time is left on the clock, preventing a very irritated Dove from attempting to finish her off and feed her some cupcakes. But it MUST be a shocking blow to her morale (and body) as she finds herself the first one laid flat on the ground, much less being put there by this Disney ‘cupcake’ who’s now eagerly awaiting the start of the next round at the other end of the ring.

ROUND 4:
Avril fighting like a different beast in the fourth round - no more cocky smile as she finally deems it fit to take things seriously for a change. Well, getting beat up and knocked down will do that to a girl. Classic Avril here, and a lesson she hasn't learnt from just yet… she always seems to underestimate her opponent from the start but when she turns serious, she actually starts to have a fighting chance. Dove doing her best to secure a second and final killing blow, but not as easy this time, with Lavigne avoiding her like the plague. Avril hanging way back and then scooting out of the way when the blonde gets in too close for comfort. She manages to land a couple of jabs at the chin, and even some chance hooks off the side of her body, but Dove still taking the round due to aggression, though we don't think she’s as satisfied as her performance compared to the previous round.

ROUND 5:
Avril with a revived appetite, hoping to recover from her debacle, shocks Dove in the face with a step-back, step-in sudden FEINT of a right hand, which slams straight into her chin hard in the opening seconds. OUCH. Dove not having expected that resurgent quality so quickly in Avril, her defences falling apart equally fast as she struggles to get back into the game. Avril happily exploiting, hounding the younger woman with flurry after flurry of lefts and rights, this time though none of that reckless charging at her opponent. Dove gritting her teeth at the last moment, also biting back with wild fling of leather and what else can we say, as the two girls throw down in center of action, until the bell finally rings to break them apart. Avril’s turn to raise an arm high in the air as she takes this round by slim margin. Let’s hope she can sustain this momentum!

ROUND 6:
Dove sensing Avril’s resurgence early on when the strawberry blonde tries lunging at her head from the get go with a swift hook. Nice try, Avril, Dove seems to say through that grin of hers, jabbing a one-two to her nose as sick punishment. Avril supposed to be deterred, but tell that to the singer as she RUSHES in instead, swinging a left hand and catching Dove across the cheek with a FLASH hand! Dove didn’t see that coming, now looking dazed from the impact! Avril enduring more quick jabs to her face, Dove swinging wildly hoping to buy some time, but Avril’s eyes hungry for bigger prey as she keeps up the pressure and she continues to stun the blonde with punches to the body, then up top into the nose and lips with every step forward! Dove in trouble as she’s backed up, defenses soon getting wrecked as Avril unloads big hooks left and right - Dove’s guard suddenly blasted apart as she EATS another right hook clean to the face… GOES FLYING down to the canvas!!

Crowd on their feet, Avril huffing and puffing above her prone body! Referee counts her out steadily but Dove is barely stirring - she lifts her head weakly to register vague surroundings, before she loses consciousness again, this time for good. It’s over!!

Official Decision: Avril Lavigne defeats Dove Cameron via KO6!

AFTER:
Just like that - ANOTHER shock win for Ms Lavigne as she continues her quest to clean out the division. All that confidence getting to her head as the exhausted looking blonde finds the energy to strike a mean pose astride Dove’s fallen body, one foot on either side of her body, hands firmly planted on hips as she hoots loudly to the crowd, before bending over Cameron’s prone body, screaming into the younger blonde’s unconscious face – “Nice try…CUPCAKE!” - Avril laughs before turning around to high five her crew before exiting the ring and addresses the reporters.

“What did I tell ya? A creampuff!” Lavigne reiterates chuckling. “These bitches need to learn that I’m f*cking BACK and I f*cking mean business! And you can bet your ASS I’m coming for some of those other Disney cupcakes soon! Dove is SO out of my league!” Avril laughs and strikes a final pose for the cameras as she walks off, arms raised in triumph to the loud cheers of her fans in the arena.

Tough night for Cameron as her dreams at stardom thwarted unexpectedly. Blonde still recovering in the ring when reporters try and swarm her for comment, and it’s the questions that really steer her straight to tears. “How did it feel to get knocked out, Dove?” “Do you have any response to what Ms Lavigne has called you: a creampuff?” and, of course, “If you can’t beat Avril, Dove, who’s next on your wishlist? How’d you expect to beat them?” to which Cameron simply breaks down into sobs, muttering an “I don’t f*cking know! Please get away from me!” before she’s quickly led away by her team.

Well, one girl has to walk away with the prize, with the other getting jack-sh*t. Let’s hope Dove doesn’t beat herself up too badly though - she’s faced off against Avril Lavigne tonight, quickly establishing herself on a star-studded trajectory, and woe to anyone who gets in her way from here on out!