BEFORE:
Next on Avril Lavigne’s dinner plate is none other than Victoria Justice, former Queens of the Mic darling who’s now won 4 of her last 5 fights both here in America and abroad, and looks ready to secure another win tonight. Not if Ms Lavigne can help it, however, as the two ladies make their feelings towards each other known well and early at the pre-fight press conference.

"So, me and Vicky have a lot in common... we both hate Ariana Grande!” Avril begins the festivities with a short laugh and salute towards Victoria’s corner. “We both kicked her ass... TWICE! We both also put the beatdown on Gaga this month… pretty sick, huh? and yeah… that's pretty much it. Other than that, Vicky’s just another Disney creampuff. And you all KNOW what I think about them. So f*cking what if she's taller than me? She looks…like…REALLY fragile…and I punch f*cking hard, as you all know!” Avril chuckles. “I'm on a roll, so guess what? Another Disney wimp is getting trashed tonight, bitches!” Avril finishing her tirade with a smirk and a laugh.

Victoria’s face a mixture of expressions from the start to the end of that little tirade, at first nodding away with approval at Avril’s choice of parallel opponents, but once the insults start getting personal and flying in her direction, those lips of hers begin to unmistakably droop downwards into a firm scowl.

"First of all, don't call me 'Vicky'. I'm not your f*cking friend. VICTORIA is the one kicking your big flabby ass tonight.” Victoria fires back with a death stare at a shocked Lavigne. “And 'fragile'? I think you mean slim and fit....something NO ONE can say about you these days, Av…” Justice heard chuckling to herself but undeniably drawing a few OOHs and AAAHs from the audience at the verbal barb at the Punk Princess. “I've been training nonstop since my management went under and I still have every physical advantage I need to beat her. So, unless she resorts to some form of cheating – which wouldn’t actually surprise me……she's going to get a pretty painful boxing lesson tonight, and from a ‘Disney creampuff’, no less. Despite what she may think, I'm NOT going to be gentle...." Victoria concludes with an equally confident smirk of her own.

Its fight time and Avril is out first to the sound of her song “Bad Girl” blasting throughout the arena and some impressive cheers. The Punk Princess struts down the aisle grinning from ear to ear, clad in a hooded black satin robe. She blows a few kisses to her cheering fans before finally climbing into the ring, where she makes her way to the center, raises both arms high up and strikes a playful pose to some loud cheers. Satisfied, Lavige walks to her corner and slowly disrobes to reveal her usual ring attire, a black sports bra and short tights with pink trimming and her last name etched on the side of her thigh. The Canadian singer is wearing black and pink gloves and her hair is tied in a high ponytail. Lavigne is chatting with one of her trainers in her corner while her music dies down and is immediately replaced by Victoria Justice’s “Gold”.

The crowd goes wild as the gorgeous latina bursts through the curtains to some impressive amount of cheers. She stops, posing for the fans and cameras, white boxing gloves firmly on her hips, smiling. Justice is wearing a sexy black sports bra and matching knee-length black tights, her slim tanned body on full display to the delight of the fans. Victoria then begins jogging casually towards the ring with her crew following far behind her. She quickly climbs into the ring and jogs to her corner, doing her best to ignore the Canadian blonde starring at her from the other end of the ring. The brunette begins stretching and jumping up anddown, warming herself up while exchanging a few words with her personal trainer. When she’s done, Victoria casually leans against the ring corner, both arms resting on top rope, now finally starring directly at her opponent from across the ring, greeting Lavigne with a cheeky smile.

Referee calls both girls for some last moment instructions and the blonde and brunette make their way towards mid-ring.

Girls finally face off in the center of the ring and the height difference is jarring, with Avril coming in at a four-inch disadvantage and having to tilt her head upwards just to meet Victoria’s steady glare. Of course, Ms Lavigne making up for it with plenty of spunk, and when she catches Victoria smirking and giggling down at her from above, the Canadian singer shrieks out loud with a “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHIN’ AT, B*TCH?!” and promptly SHOVES the latina, hard! Stunned, Victoria immediately starts flailing back, sending a slap directly at Avril’s cheek, and the two girls lunge at each other with claws out, before the ring officials can intervene to separate them.

After much difficulty (and more screams), both girls are finally escorted to respective corners, ready to throw down for real. The referee waves a hand for the bell and HERE WE GO for ten rounds of Flyweight action!

ROUND 1:
Avril on the receiving end of much flak in recent weeks for her wild antics both inside and outside the ring. If anything, she does the job of blurring those lines almost too well, allowing her personality to bleed over into her fighting style as well. It’s definitely on show right here, with some aggressive charging forward and swinging at Victoria’s head early on, hoping to scare the bigger girl into making a mistake or perhaps just trying to prove that she ain’t scared of no one - not even someone four inches taller than her. Victoria of course not one to be intimidated, especially when she views herself as having all the advantage in this match up here tonight. The result is a mad clash in the center of the ring for territory in the first minute, with both sides aggressively swinging at guards, hoping to gain ground. Avril just doing more, by the looks of it, firing off a good MANY jabs and swings at Justice’s forearms, managing to score more than a couple when Victoria punches back but leaves her face open whilst doing so. Based on pure aggression alone, it’s Lavigne’s round by a close margin.

ROUND 2:
And Victoria Justice doesn’t like that fact one bit. Bell rings to start the second and she’s ready for Avril, who comes barreling out of her corner at the speed of light (what else is new?). Barrage of jabs taken on the gloves by Justice, who’s getting a little too used to Ms Lavigne’s antics and rhythm. Victoria with a focused expression on her own face as she eyes each and every one of Avril’s moves directed at her - Avril doesn’t realise she’s getting studied like a textbook, merely content with driving her opponent backwards as good enough progress on its own. That is - until she EATS a right hook straight to the cheek. Look of pure shock on stunned face as she TAKES ANOTHER, and another to the face! UGHHH! Victoria the one pushing forward, staking her own claim in the sand, using Avril’s strategy against her. Now, Avril’s getting spun about and stumbling into god knows which direction, unable to stop the return onslaught advancing quickly on her heels! The Punk Princess in pure panic-mode, hiding her face behind her gloves in a 180 degree reversal of fortunes, leaving Vicky to POUND away at her stomach and midriff, eliciting throaty grunts and GASPS as her soft body is violated with lefts and rights, in and out. Third minute and Avril’s the one driven backwards into ropes, her mouth hanging open and elbows slanted in and down to protect her vulnerable body… just in time for another right hand SWING from Justice SWIVELS the poor girl ragdolling along the ropes, and LAVIGNE COLLAPSES DOWN ONTO HER SIDE, the SHOCK of that one punch FLOORING her for the early KNOCKDOWN!!

BAD news for the Dollhouse darling as she’s floored good and early, a DANGEROUS sign for her here tonight as Victoria Justice already throwing her hands up high in celebration and shouting, “I F*CKING TOLD YA SO!!”. At least Ms Lavigne is alive, groggy blonde crawling, making her way towards the ropes to save her soul, her black mascara now smeared across both cheeks as she mews and moans her way to life. Victoria high fiving her corner team before retreating to a neutral corner, eyeing the fallen blonde every step of the way, a smirk of satisfaction on her lips when Avril manages to get back up by the count of 7 - it just means more punishment able to be dished out to this haughty little b*tch, as far as Justice is concerned. Bell rings, luckily signaling the end of a terrible round for Avril. Can she salvage her fortunes in the next?

ROUND 3:
Dollhouse corner looking worried for once - could Avril’s bad mouth FINALLY be catching up with her tonight? Victoria certainly hoping to be the one to do so and finally break this girl’s winning streak and shut her trap for good. One would expect any ordinary girl to retreat after a knockdown like that in the previous round, but this is Avril we’re talking about. “She’s so dead!” The Canadian songstress exclaims as she strides out of her corner as though nothing even happened, and save for the specks of smeared makeup still marking the damage done to her face prior, she starts SWINGING right back at the same pace as before. Justice surprised to say the least, and shocked to say the worse, when the first barrage of jabs comes flying at her from the get-go, Avril with the element of surprise and taking first blood when a couple of quick hands that slam straight into her nostrils. Victoria thrown off balance almost immediately with a OUHH, unable to stop subsequent blows from landing in quick succession, with Lavigne staying on top of her every inch of the way. It’s back to round 1 with one girl simply dominating the other with some pure quantity and aggression. Victoria now in the danger zone again as OH - how the tables have turned quickly - it’s the brunette who’s getting walked about the ring as her chin and nose absorb blow after blow after blow, making her wince and grunt without respite. Victoria grinding her teeth, a last exertion of effort on her part as she springs forward with a hook at Avril’s head, hoping to stop the cascading avalanche trying to bury her - instead, it MISSES - Avril weaving to one side deftly, before KNOCKING the poor girl’s head backwards with a step-in uppercut right up into the jawline…. SENDING JUSTICE CRUMPLING DOWN TO THE CANVAS UPON CONTACT! OUCHHH!! What a comeback KNOCKDOWN from the Canadian as she achieves her vengeance in under a minute of the third round!

Not sure if that sequence was entirely planned or we can just chalk it up to Ms Lavigne’s good fortune yet again! She herself looking dazed as she sways on both her feet, surveying the carnage that is Victoria Justice sprawled down on the canvas before her, completely knocked out and not moving, save for the rise and fall of her chest! This match is OVER folks!!

Official Decision: Avril Lavigne defeats Victoria Justice via KO3!

AFTER:
FINALLY the win dawns on Avril - she lets the referee raise one of her arms to the cheering fans, her own face brightening into a wide satisfied smile as she repeatedly screams out loud to no-one in particular: “HELL YEAHHHH, B*TCHES!!! I F*CKING WRECKED HER!!” Avril makes her way over to Victoria’s beaten frame and poses with two legs astride, hands high in the air above her head grinning widely - just like her to milk the moment for all it’s worth.

And she’s FAR from done, folks! Reaching down, Lavigne pulls hard on Victoria’s dark hair, yanking her fallen adversary back to her feet, at each opportune moment taking the effort to deliver leathery slaps to Victoria’s sleepy face, and all the while shouting, “WHO’S LAUGHING NOW, B*TCH?!” and “CREAMPUFFS SUUUUUUCK!”

Victoria on the verge of tears, but gulping down the pain as Avril continues to abuse both her face and pride, proceeding to walk her about all four corners for a humiliating walk of shame. A curious sight indeed, with the smaller girl viciously and constantly tugging down on the taller woman’s tresses, meant to be part-abuse and part power-trip, by forcing Victoria’s anguished face down a few notches in order to meet Avril eye-to-eye at all times.

Finally satisfied, Avril flings her by the hair back down to the ground, where she stays clutching her head and body, writhing. Avril smiling and laughing all the way to her corner where she resumes celebrations, high-fiving her stable crew and friends. F*ck if we continue to be impressed by this girl - she just defeated someone four inches taller than her, her aggression and punch power proving too much for Justice tonight! Who will finally get the better of this “reborn” Avril Lavigne ?!