Avril Lavigne
(34, 5’2, 128 lbs, 20:9 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
Vs.
Camila Cabello
(21, 5'2, 112 lbs, 8:8 FCBA, Empire Boxing)

Results: Lookout!; Story: Caspian & The Dollhouse

BEFORE:
A beaming Avril Lavigne is standing backstage, surrounded on all sides by reporters and camera flashes. She's dressed in her traditional Dollhouse colours of black/pink, both hands on her hips.

"All I've been hearing since becoming Queen is about this Camila kid running her mouth about me behind my back. Isn't she still a teenager or something? Whatever... this b*tch needs to learn some manners and be put in her place, and I’m totally here to teach. Plus, it'll be good for me to fight someone I can easily beat - it's just good practice. I mean, even Ariana Grande dominated her last year - she only won with a lucky, last second punch. And I watched the fight! How pathetic is that?” Avril chuckles mid-interview whilst rolling her eyes in disgust. “She thinks because she got lucky again and beat Hayley last month that she can run her stupid mouth about me?? I'll shut that wimp the f*ck up!"

For both girls’ safety, of course, Camila conducting her portion of the interview at a separate location backstage. Cabello looking ready to go herself in a white crop top and low-cut denim shorts, revealing a little too much of her tan line. She of course responds to Avril's comments with an eye roll of her own.

"I was honestly surprised when Avril's management OK'd this fight. It took a f*cking WHILE! After I beat Hayley last month, I was expecting to be ignored some more by this cow - I mean - *coward*...” the Latina giggles. “I guess her ego couldn't handle much trash talk, could it? How dare I? She's the queen now, after all. You're an old has-been Av, how's that pathetic musical comeback you've made this year been going for ya? Probably as well as tonight is going to go for ya. You tried to blow me off for months but you can't back out now! I dropped top girls like Lowndes and Fox - you think I can't take YOU down?” she snorts. “The beating I gave Hayley last month was only a warm-up, b*tch! Tonight, I'm going ALL OUT on your ass!"

In the arena, the lights dim and it's Avril's music to hit the airwaves first - something about putting your head above water. There's a spring in the songstress’ step as she leads the charge to cement her position in this division. After a string of big wins lately, some people clamoring to give this girl a title shot already! The new ‘Flyweight Queen’ of the Dollhouse struts out from behind the curtains to a huge roar from the crowd as she grins gleefully, blowing kisses in all directions. She’s wearing a partially open black satin robe covering her usual black and pink sports bra and tights, blonde hair in a high ponytail. Avril makes her way to the ring laughing and giggling with CEO Carmen Electra by her side, before climbing into the ring and coming to a rest on her stool for some last moment discussion with head trainer Kistanna Loken.

Camilla is next to emerge from behind the curtains, an upbeat Spanish tune accompanying her strut down the runway. The young Ms Cabello certainly does possess some packing power of her own, putting down people like Jade Thirlwall and Miranda Cosgrove, not to mention coming off a dominant win over fellow Dollhouse member Hayley Williams only a month ago. The curvy Cuban confidently prancing towards the ring in a sexy red bikini top and short black tights, black gloves, hair in a messy high ponytail. Cabello effortlessly climbing into the ring, ‘greeting’ Avril with a cocky smirk followed by her extended middle finger before taking her place in her own corner for some last moment stretching action. Can Camilla back up her words and take down Queen Lavigne tonight?
Both girls already readying themselves in corners as the referee calls for the first bell. HERE we go with ten rounds of Flyweight action!

ROUND 1:
The animosity seems more than real as both fighters CHARGE each other at the opening bell! Good lord - is this a boxing match or a demolition derby as the two girls CLASH into each other in the middle of the ring, their bodies colliding with a SPLAT as they immediately start using BOTH hands and legs to inflict contact damage. REF - get the f*ck in there, will ya?? Well, you can’t fault the man for trying. He’s attempting to insert himself between the two ladies, but then also forced to eat a couple of errant punches to the side of the head. These two genuinely don’t like each other, and it’s definitely showing! Avril snarling into Camila’s face, one arm wrapped around the back of her neck trying to grab at her long hair, the other punching in the face or buried into the body in close quarters. Camila initially shocked by the ferocity of close combat, but this chica’s clearly been in plenty of bar-room scraps herself, locking in Avril’s head in a headlock of her own before battering at her sides and face with her free hand as well. By the third minute of this crazed melee, the referee FINALLY manages to restore order by separating both girls apart. But they’re STILL charging in at each other with every opportunity they get! Points are surely gonna be deducted from both corners from the bevy of illegal moves used.

ROUND 2:
Avril coming in hot and heavy once the bell rings for the second. Once more into the fray, it seems. But Camila not willing to play ball, adopting a more traditional fighting stance. She's jabbing at Avril's head whilst keeping her legs moving, spoiling the Doll’s plans to fight another all-out war with her in close quarters. Instead, Avril's face getting tagged repeatedly as she tries for heavy swings but misses Camila's by inches. Lavigne hiding her face behind her gloves by the time the third minute rolls around, the stinging pain surely racking up by this point. She finally gets the message that this here's a boxing match and she can’t catfight her way outta this one, but by the time the bell rings, it’s unlikely that she’s able to salvage this round, leaving Camila to take it wide.

ROUND 3:
It feels like the true boxing action is just starting to materialise. Both girls circling inwards and then flicking jabs at one another. Camila throwing a few more hard shots into Avril's guard, but the Doll still chugging away with heavy hooks designed to end fights, not start ones. This mismatch goes on for another minute, before Lavigne’s finally forced to concede and switch to her own long jab, finally landing some quick ones to Camila's face towards the end of this round. Overall, however, it’s still Cabello's round, but Avril slowly managing to bite back.

ROUND 4:
Here we go - finally Lavigne gets into proper fighting mode, peppering Cabello's guard early on before avoiding a return right hook from the Latina singer easily. Crowd seems to be firmly behind the Canadian and she knows it as well, grinning to herself as another left-right rapid combo stings Camila's nostrils when she tries to close distance. This goes on for while, with Camila struggling to poke holes in her defences, finally taking a break and breather in the final minute by consolidating behind closed guard, and blocking and weaving a whole lot more. But that isn't going to win her any points - not when Avril’s the sole success story this round with scoring punches on the face and body. Round ends and Avril's still firmly in the driver's seat, taking the round wide for herself.

ROUND 5:
Opening seconds here and it's surprisingly tame after four rounds of back-and-forth action. Camila staying behind her own defences and Avril also appears hesitant to chase her in the first minute. Could be Cabello trying to bait her foe in order to expend her energy early, but Avril not taking the bait, instead of rushing in choosing to circle and jab regularly on her forearms from afar. Not sure what to make of both girls’ strategy here but this is what makes boxing so suspenseful folks - you just never know what might happen next. Camila going for another flurry to the face, for example, thinking that her opponent's tired. But she doesn't expect the return hook from Avril that almost SPINS her about in her very place! OUCH. Camila Cabello catching herself at the last moment but only because she has two hands on the top ropes, but she doesn’t have much time before Avril Lavigne descends upon her once more: the Latino singer eating more shots to the body, arms busy clinging onto the ropes and not in front of her defending herself. Final shot up into the chin FLOORS her as she crumples to canvas by the rope side!!

KNOCKDOWN for Avril Lavigne! Camila spun around by that nasty shot to the chin, now struggling to get back up but not doing a great job at steadying herself on shaky feet. Referee counting her out with steady beats, with Lavigne already grinning widely in her own corner, awaiting the inevitable victory. And it comes soon enough when the ref hits the count of 10 and Camila’s barely off her knees! He calls for the bell and this fight is over!!

Official Decision: Avril Lavigne defeats Camila Cabello via KO5!

AFTER:
Avril with ANOTHER important win and the Doll herself acknowledging the significance of this outcome, raising both hands with a grin before high-fiving her stablemates in the corner. She not so much as snatches her newly won crown from a stunned Lauren Mayberry's hands, the poor girl just trying to be helpful, before positioning it square on her grinning head and walking over to Camila's stirring body.

Avril towering over her latest conquest, saying, "Hope you learned your lesson, you little teenage b*tch! Next time I want you to show some respect, got it?! So don't EVER challenge me again!" as she stomps down hard on Camila's belly.

Ignoring her groans as Camila curls up into a ball in the middle of the ring, a giggling Lavigne continuing to yank on her hair as she pulls her up to her knees. "Actually, we're going for a walk now, because you've been SUCH a major b*tch!"

Avril begins dragging Camila forward, the poor girl lurching in her clutches as she's led about on a walk of shame. Cabello seemingly too dazed to offer much resistance throughout this torture, but that all changes in a split second as they walk past the second turnbuckle when the latina suddenly springs into action! Camila sending a huge fierce elbow into Avril's unprotected midsection, immediately doubling the Canadian over with a loud groan! Her mouth hanging open, the Queen seems to be in total shock as her crown dislodges itself from her head, tumbling the mat in front of her.

Lavigne looking comical all of a sudden – gasping for air as she drops to her knees and clutches at her tummy in pain, at which point Camila , still wearing her gloves, takes a deep breath as she straightens herself out, starring at the defenseless blonde in front of her with fire in her eyes for a few seconds before GOING APESHIT on a horrified Lavigne’s face: two huge swings to the face send Avril into a dizzy panic mode with a desperate attempt to cover up her and avoid the onslaught but the wild Cuban is relentless as more and more wild hands batter the sides of Avril’s head, finally sending the Queen crashing down to the mat!

Lavigne now the one acting all punch-drunk as she rolls over onto one side, barely able to register what just happened and trying her best to get the f*ck outta the way of the enraged Cuban looking for payback. She doesn't get very far though, letting out a shriek of her own this time when Camila simultaneously grabs at the Queen's blonde hair from behind whilst seizing her very crown that had cluttered to the canvas when it fell off of Avril’s head earlier.

A furious look in her eyes, Camila sputtering more mean words into Avril's shocked face before throwing the crown down to the floor next to her. The young singer then proceeds to alternate boot stomps: one into poor Avril's midsection, then another stomping down into the Queen's now broken crown, completely ruining both the golden ornaments and her victory! The crowd now booing loudly throughout the Staples Center, but Camila ignores them, spitting on Avril's squirming form before quickly making a mad dash for the exit once the Dollhouse crew storm the ring soon after they realize their Queen has entirely lost control of the situation.

It certainly was one that has spiralled out of control… it’s quite rare to have Avril Lavigne humiliated in a match like that, much less one that she herself WON. We’re guessing the distraught Dollhouse Queen is not going to forget what happened here tonight anytime soon and this just might be the beginning of an intense rivalry for these two hot singers. Only time will tell, of course, and 2019 can’t come soon enough!