Sienna Miller versus Vanessa Hudgens
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BEFORE: Despite being two of the most successful flyweights within their division over the years, it’s a bit of a surprise that these two championship fighters have not met once over the years. So, tonight for the first time and hopefully not the last, we have these two fighters competing for pride - with both Sienna and Miller having plenty of it! 

Sienna dismissive of Vanessa’s achievements and chances in the ring, “Listen, Nessa is not in my league. She’s had some luck, but she’s still that same little Disney bimbo that nobody is ever going to take seriously - as an actress or a fighter. I know I don’t. She’s had some luck here and there, but that’s going to run out when I take her out!” 

Vanessa just smirking and rolling her eyes, “Do you know how often I hear that ‘lucky’ crap? It’s not lucky to win the flyweight title multiple times, to beat the best fighters of their generation and to be the fittest flyweight alive. That’s pure talent and that’s something Sienna will just have to get used to. Sienna is also going to have to get used to looking up at me, so there’s that…”

Vanessa arriving for fight night in a baby blue bikini and matching gloves - hair in a fighting ponytail; Sienna wearing a Union-Jack inspired bikini with black gloves and hair in a battle bun. Both fighters head directly to the middle of the ring, but ref wisely intercepts them and keeps them apart before they begin the battle before the bell. Soon as the bell rings, however, there is no ref to keep the two of them apart as the battle begins... 

R1: Bodies are spanked as the girls stand mid ring and trade hard right hands to the belly and ribs - each taking their turn in laying on, it’s brutal trench warfare and Miller finally emerges the stronger as Hudgens stops punching to cover up with a groan. Sienna bodying up, walks Hudgens back and rips to the girl’s sides with beefy punches, buckling the brunette’s knees at the bell. Sustained power punching to the body shows Sienna hasn’t lost a step as she walks back to her corner all business.

R2: Miller standing in--each girl fighting big, not punching in combination, but HEAVING well leveraged right hands to the belly and rib cage. This time around, Hudgens simply bludgeons her girl into submission, taking over as Sienna wilts and the final minute sees Vanessa work Miller over on the ropes with booming lefts and rights in behind the elbows. Sienna looking panicky, on the verge of tears en route to her corner as she gets hammered here in the second.

R3: More good work from Sienna as she goes cheek to cheek with the youngster, trades with Vanessa until the blonde can’t take it, then works to batter her foe as Hudgens covers up. Sienna reaching around her girl with the left, pulling Vanessa onto punishing right uppercuts to the stomach, constantly keeping her weight on the blonde and punching with maximum leverage. Hudgens taking a good shot--but her tummy is getting hammered for her passivity.

R4: Sienna back to her old tricks, laying in with Vanessa answering the blonde’s every punch with crushing right hands to the belly, and by the final minute Miller has Hudgens turning away in agony. Vanessa floundering, melts to the ropes and cringes as Sienna stomps in - Miller working with her shoulders rolling inside, then shoving her girl back by the chest to get at that belly. Hudgens swooning, wobbly butt at the bell as Miller pours it on without mercy.

R5: Hudgens fighting desperately, while Miller takes a breather and Vanessa takes over while Sienna draws her elbows in, hiding behind a tight right guard. Miller blocking, but not moving her head and Hudgens warms to the task--pounding away on Sienna’s arms, booming right hands to the trunk line and bodying Sienna back in between salvoes. Miller sitting on the ropes in the final minute as Hudgens bashes away and a sustained barrage to the waist has Miller lock-legged, bell sounds and Sienna looks woozy, Hudgens rejuvenated by the shutout beating.

R6: Action continues as neither girl a big mover if she can help it - they go cheek to cheek and start slugging, stepping into left hooks, curling right hands downstairs, occasionally clubbing at the jaw if it’s there. After 2 minutes of brutal give and take an innocent Hudgens uppercut scrapes Sienna’s face and Miller stops punching, leaning on her foe behind her guard. Vanessa realizes that Sienna is hurt, and lays on, clubbing her left to the body, then doubling it to the ear as Miller begins to stumble back. A huge right between the gloves busts Sienna up and sends her sprawling to the ropes and Miller is glassy-eyed! Hudgens pounding away, using a right round punch to the ribs coming back with hamfisted left hook on the chin and Sienna GOES OUT! Miller’s head spins and she pitches forward - Hudgens stepping out of the way to let the blonde fall onto her face. KO6 Vanessa Hudgens!

AFTER: Sienna dazed unconscious on the canvas as Vanessa leaps into the air, cheering wildly as the fans are on their feet to celebrate a hard-hitting match between both fighters. Vanessa pumping her fist into the air as she immediately storms over to where Miller is struggling to her feet and with a quick flourish, Miller’s cursing in impeccable British diction is quickly muffled is underneath Disney abs.

Hudgens flexing her abs against the howls and shouts from Miller, curling her biceps to pull her face deeper into her tummy as she licks her lips in excitement. Shimmying her abs back and forth, just smothering Sienna underneath her belly as she calls out to the crowd, “I am sick of wannabes like Megan Fox running the league and little British b*tches like Lily Collins thinking they can come over to get in my way. I’m a freaking Disney princess and we rule….” Vanessa punctuating each of her statements by slapping her abs back and forth, almost purring in satisfaction as she bullies Sienna’s head from side to side under her punishing abs, “I am sick of stupid whores like Jessica Lowndes thinking that they are fitter than me or pathetic has-beens like Michelle Williams thinking they’re better than me. I’m the best and it’s time to remind each of these inferior flyweight b*tches why…”.

It’s only now that the refs are finally able to pull Nessa off of Sienna, who is unconscious and slides down to the canvas. Vanessa wrinkling her nose as she wipes Miller’s drool off of her abs and looking down at her foe on the canvas, she storms off with her eyes like daggers. Coming across a fan holding up a photo of Lily Collins and Jessica Lowndes, she tears it in half and tosses it down at her feet. Spitting down at them, Nessa motions for what looks like a belt around her waist - there is no question on what gold she has in mind or who she’ll be trying to go through next to get it back...