GWEN STEFANI VS. KIM KARDASHIAN
(Words: Holloway / Results: Lookout!)

BEFORE:

"Three fights. She's had three fights, and she's lost all of them. Two of those fights were this year. If this b*tch can't even beat Zhang Ziyi, whoever the hell she is, she stands no chance against me. I'm a f*cking Kardashian" says Kim about her older opponent. "Also, isn't she like 60 already? I guess I'm gonna have to send her into retirement".

"For your information, I'm 48 and still look much better than you. I've been working out extra hard recently just for this match. Have you ever worked out a day on your life Kim or did the sugeries did all the work? And I may not have had a win yet, but Mack was a truly tough opponent, though you know that already, and Pink and Ziyi got lucky. Plus, it's not like you're the greatest boxer around, didn't your little sister beat the crap out of you recently? Guess she's just a better "f*cking Kardashian", huh?" replies Gwen, trying to get under Kim's skin.

Kim does seem annoyed, but just laughts it out. "Kylie will pay for what she did to me eventually, and you will pay for what you just said tonight. No amount of training and exercise will stop me from tearing down your old-lady body and knocking your ass out".

"Don't forget this "old-lady body" is dating the sexiest man alive, and it will also destroy you tonight. I'll finally get my first win" says Stefani as she leaves to get dressed for the fight.

Both fighters have completely different bodies, despite weighing around the same. Kim is shorter and larger, with a nicely toned body. Gwen is almost four inches taller with a sliim, toned, muscular body. Even though Stefani is definitely the one who works out the most, she's also eleven years older than her opponent, which may put her at a disadvantage. Kim enters the ring wearing a pink bikini top and matching shorts. Gwen comes in wearing a sports bra and some boxing shorts.

This fight means a lot to both fighters. After her last few defeats, including one at the hands of Taylor Swift, Kim knows this is her last chance of redeeming herself and get higher in the rankings. Stefani's sick and tired of being defeated and is determined to make this the first win in a long list of victories to her name.

ROUND 1:

Gwen starts this match using her superior reach to dominate the first few exchanges. She'd never fought someone so short and is trying to get some advantage out of it. But the younger woman isn't taking it, as she slams a quick hook on the blonde's jaw, throwing her off a bit. She's still not used to recieving serious hits to her head unlike some more experience fighters. Kim lands a monstrous blow to Gwen's eye, followed by a three punch combo to the stomach.
"Abs of steel, b*tch!" says Stefani as she takes the punches. "You sure?" replies Kardashian as she throws a powerful right hook to the blonde's ribs, doubling her over. The shorter woman then uppercuts her right in the nose, throwing her right into the ropes, where she starts pummeling her body with jabs and hooks. After two minutes, Gwen is finally able to break free and dance away, before returning to land jab to Kim's nose. Gwen keeps her guard high for the rest of the round, trying to stop the mutliples punches thrown at her by the younger woman, but that can't stop Kardashian from widely winning this round on points.

ROUND 2

Ready to repeat what happend in the previous round, Kim wastes no time jabbing her right glove out and smashing Stefani on the nose. Stefani ignores it and lands some solid shots on her opponent heads, trying to keep her distance, now a little scared of her little opponent. Kim is shuffled backwards, but still keeping her guard high waiting for a moment to strike. Stefani starts to regain her confidence as she lands a hook at her rival's tummy, causing her to groan. Kim, now furious, slams Stefani with a strong left hook, followed by a right glove to her midriff. Gwen tries to put some distance between the two as she regathers herself, but is surprised by a a quick uppercut to the chin by the shorter boxer. Stefani staggers left, but is able to duck Kim's next shot and weave out of the way of her next attacks. Gwen defends a little for the next minute of the match as she lets Kardashian get tired. After a while, the blonde finally strikes back and lunges her right fist against Kim, followed by a two punch combo to her kidneys and finally a devastating uppercut that makes her tumble. Somehow the younger woman manages to stay on her legs for the rest of the round as the blonde slowly works her body, allowing Gwen to steal the round.

ROUND 3

Kim and Gwen walk out of their corners and duke it out at the centre of the ring. Both girls trying to tear into each other. Neither of them willing to lose another round. Kim throws some effective right and left crosses forcing Gwen back into her corner. Stefani shakes of the shorter girl's attack and throws a quick strong jab right at her nose. Kardashian staggers back allowing Gwen to get some space between them and start working her body from a certain distance. Kim can't keep the blonde off her, being tormented by the powerful punches of her taller opponent. Gwen smirks as she doubles her opponent with some fast jabs at her belly. Kim tries to cover up but gets smacked in the nose because of that. Kardashian rushes over to Gwen and wrestles her back to the ropes. Despite Gwen's height advantage, Kim is still as heavy as her. Kim, not letting go of her opponent's body, scores a few blows to her abs and ribs, followed by a mighty uppercut as she walks back. Gwen almost gets knocked out by that last punch, she holds the ropes to not fall down and puts up her guard, challenging Kim to come and repeat what she just did. And Kim does it. She dances around the weak Gwen while peppering her torso with some strong jabs. She pushes the young blonde to the corner yet again and snaps her head with an uppercut. Kardashian only gets a few more seconds of hitting her opponent's face before the bell rings, but it's enough for her to win the round.

ROUND 4

Stefani starts this round using some more footwork than the previous rounds, attempting to wear down her opponent. Kardashian takes some jabs to the face, but manages to quickly get past the blonde's defense and dig a couple of hard hooks to her abs. Kim is definitely the better boxer as well as the strongest one, which bothers Stefani, who started the match just as cocky as her opponent. Kardashian's next attack focuses on Gwen's abs as she tries to break down her toned stomach. The singer is able to react after just three punches and lands a hook to the smaller girl's chin that makes her tumble back. Stefani then comes in with a right hook to Kardashian's abs, which are not nearly as toned as her own, allowing her to do much more damage and pump out a rapid succesion of jabs, finishing with a strong hook to the face that sends Kim into the ropes. Both fighters exchange a few punches for the rest of the round, but both are considerably tired and not able to do much damage. It was a closed one, but ultimately was won by Stefani.

ROUND 5

Kim's exhausted, much more so than her opponent, despite the age gap between them. The small girl's determined to end this match this round as she leaves her corner and catches the blonde off guard ripping into her stomach with a massive right hook and outmuscling her as she wrestler her to the ropes. Stefani's desperate to get out of that position as she throws jabs at the shorter girl's ribs, trying to push her off, but Kim's not quitting. Kardashian tortures the singer's abs with right and left hooks, trying to not only defeat Gwen, but also humiliate her. Stefani covers her stomach but gets smacked right in the chin. The singer's dizzy and stuck in the ropes recieving punch after punch in her abs, until she can't take it anymore. The blonde tries to fight off the tears in her eyes and Kim stops for a moment as she admires what she has done to the fit singer. "I'm back" she says as she throws a right hook right at the blonde's head, completely knocking her out. Gwen can't stand up by 10 and it's over.

Official Result: Kim Kardashian defeats Gwen Stefani via KO5!

AFTER:

"As I said, no amount of training could help that b*tch beat me. I'm the Queen and I'm back. From now on I won't lose another match, you hear me? Not to Gwen, not to my sisters, not to anyone!" announces Kim, proud of her victory.

"I don't know how she did that" says Gwen Stefani talking about Kardashian, "I don't know how she did beat me, but at least I gave her a hell of a match. I also wanna make a little announcement. I don't know who my next opponent will be, but I'll make sure it's a worthy opponent; and if I don't win my next match, I myself will quit my current stable, Holloway Boxing. But I'm not planning on going 0-5, so don't expect that to happen. I'll work out even more from now on and just like Kim just said, won't lose another match!"