The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Jennette McCurdy, Jane Levy, Britney Spears, Hunter King, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit , Gemma Arterton, Serinda Swan, Allison Mack, Jewel, Mariska Hargitay, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Kat Graham.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Bazz, our regular guests here at Asylum. Another great fight tonight, courtesy of that stable. Every month. A great fight. And, of course, I want to thank the indies who competed here tonight. As always, the indies are the backbone of Asylum and we always enjoy giving talented girls without management a chance to get into the spotlight. And, last but certainly not least, the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "Last time I asked about the flyweights. This time I want to talk about the lights. Gemma and Serinda have both had titles before and both looked plenty good tonight..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "They look plenty good a lot. You're talking two of the best lightweights in the world when you talk about Gems and Swanny. Serinda had a very athletic opponent tonight, but, Swanny's as athletic as anybody we've got, and she showed that again. And, that was no tomato can 'The Gravesend Gladiator' had tonight. Helfer's a former champion. But, you challenge theses two ladies and they usually rise to that occasion. That's why they are what they are, two of the very best. Cable Boy II. Let's hear it!"

Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk bantams. Allison and Hunter. Mack was pretty clinical and King had some rough spots last month, but, this month she didn't waste any time ..."

Man In The Hat: "Knife has been around a while. She's not only a champion, she's also a dead solid professional, exactly the kind of girl you want to have around to show younger girls how to go about their business. Anybody in our locker room can see how Allison handles things, how she does things, and the younger fighters DO notice and they DO learn from her. Mack wants to wear those belts again. And, we are going to do all we can to give her a chance to do that. As for Hunter, as I keep saying, she's young, so you expect ups and downs. Tonight, we got a nice 'up', and, with talent like Ms. King has, I expect we'll see more of those than 'downs'. Tess, dear. Go ahead..."

Tess: "Jane Levy, with the exception of the one upset against Mendes, has been very, very good for you, and she looked good against a bigger girl tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "Correct on both counts, and, as far as Mendes goes,, there's a reason she got management, and it's that she's looked really good more than once. As for Jane, she's very smart and very talented. She gets better every time out there. She's one of the big reasons our flyweight division is stronger now than it's ever been. And, it wold not surprise me if SHE is the first Front Streeter to claim the flyweight gold. Smackeroo. Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "Would it surprise you if Jennette were the first to do that?"

Man In The Hat: "Not at ALL. We did not bring Jennette McCurdy IN here because we DIDN'T think she was a champion in waiting. I said long before we signed her that if she were available, I'd bring her in immediately, and, that's exactly what we did the first chance we got. This girl has a LOAD of ability and a bigger load of ATTITUDE. And, I like it. So, no, I would not be surprised. Now, dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"