Kathryn Winnick(40, 5’4, 117 lbs, 2:1 FCBA, The Dollhouse) Vs.
Kim Kardashian(37, 5’3, 122 lbs 6:20 FCBA, Free Agent) 
Results: Lookout!; Story: Caspian & The Dollhouse

BEFORE: In this cutthroat business, it’s rare to find a diamond in the rough. Perhaps it’s Kathryn’s age that’s resulted in her maturity, but the blonde is all smiles at the pre-fight press conference, with her comments about her opponent tonight surprising everyone in attendance, especially when she gives up the opportunity to beat down on someone like Kim Kardashian… 

“My last fight ended in an unfortunate way for me….” she begin, eyes flashing regret. “I guess I was caught off guard by how good and quick Dormer was. My defense wasn’t ready for her and she got me. Boxing is a lot more…’limited’ than martial arts, I can’t use most of the techniques and skills I have in that ring, and so I’ve had to adjust, of course. I can’t expect all of it to go smoothly. So…I’ve been working on my defense a lot since…. and I feel like I’m ready to go back to winning tonight.”  

Katheryn actually turns to Kim, seated at the other end of the table, and nods. “Kim is a pretty sturdy woman and probably pretty strong, but hopefully I can do a good job on defense this time and avoid those power punches she’s known for. I know her boxing record is not the best but she’s been doing this for almost ten years now. She has to be tough--” 

A scoff from the other side as Kim interjects. “HAH. Damn right I am. Listen, honey, I’ve been doing this WAY longer than you, so let me give you some friendly advice: stay the f*ck down when I floor you, you hear? Don’t make me hurt you anymore than I have to, especially at your senile old age.” 

Katheryn blinks in silence, but doesn’t seem bothered by the cutting remarks. It seems like one good turn doesn’t always deserve another. She remains that stoic stare at Kim and declares very diplomatically: “I’m sure it’ll be a hell of a fight, but I’m ready for you. And I’m pretty sure that you aren’t ready for me......Let’s get it on shall we?” 

Girls facing off at the podium, Kim smiling with condescension at Kath, like some novelty toy she gets to play with a few rounds before discarding her permanently. Katheryn slightly taller of the pair, keeps her ‘all business’ face on, and the square off goes through without a hitch, but of course one can still hear Kim’s relentless taunting and trash talking from all the way across the room.  
Later, the fighters are finally ready to make their entrances and Katheryn is up first. 
The classy blonde enters the arena to the overwhelming cheers of the crowd, waving and smiling at the fans as she walks confidently towards the ring, wearing her usual attire – a white sports bra with black trimming and the word WINNICK in white letters and matching short tights. Black and white gloves and long blonde hair up in a high ponytail complete the blonde’s classy yet sexy look. Katheryn enters the ring and settles in her corner to begin her pre-fight routine, alongside trainer Kristanna Loken.
 Up next its Kardashian, who is met with wild boos the moment she shows herself, stepping through the curtain.  Seems like the brunette was expecting this and is grinning cockily as she strikes a pose, hands on her hips, taking in the hate of the crowd for a few long seconds before starting her walk towards the ring, hands on hips, that cocky grin never leaving her face for a second, as her large entourage including her husband Kanye West follows her behind. Kim’s dark hair is neatly tied in a ponytail and she is wearing a black satin robe that covers almost her entire body, only her black gloves visible as she takes her time slowly making her way to the ring. When she finally reaches it, she is helped into the ring by her husband before disrobing to reveal a sexy black bikini, her voluptuous body on full display, which might have converted some of her ‘haters’ as some loud cheers and whistles can now clearly be heard from among the boos. 

The brunette marches on towards Katheryn’s corner, intent on giving the blonde something to think about before the fight begins. “I hope they have an ambulance ready for you blondie.” She utters, giving the blonde a sly smile and, not waiting for a response, immediately turns her back to Kath, strutting towards her own corner. 
Winnick only shakes her head at the juvenile trash talk, preferring to let her fists do the talking for her in just a few minutes.   Both girls make their final prep at opposing corners of the ring, bouncing on toes, warming up.  

Let’s see what happens! Here we go! Referee calls for the bell and we’re finally off with 10 rounds of Bantamweight action! 

ROUND 1: It’s a slow opening round for both fighters, but don’t let that make you judge them for their ages. Perhaps slightly wiser, perhaps more cautious - we don’t know the rationale. But both ladies are probing defenses from afar with the steady jab, circling and shooting, circling and shooting. Katheryn the newcomer but she’s willing to be the aggressor at multiple occasions, stepping in and then firing off punches, but Kim just too experienced at this, seen this dance more than once and manages to block most of the blows incoming with her arms. Not as great a result for Winnick on the receiving end, however. Kim doing well with her counter-punching - that famed right power hook not in play just yet, but someone didn’t warn Katheryn that the bosomed beauty’s jab jab jab to her face and cheek just as powerful, damning her each time it lands and making her even more cautious to get in there to strike back. A slow but effective opening round for either girl, we would say, but Kim getting the advantage this time with a small lead. 

ROUND 2: Katheryn adapting well, however, with the opening of the second round. Like we said, perhaps with age comes the ability to think and reason - something lacking in a lot of the younger fighters these days, who let their emotions take charge of their fight strategy - never a tried and trusted way to win a fight. Not so for Kath, who’s much more focused this time and avoids her earlier strategy of attack. Now she’s letting Kim come to her, staying out of reach with some excellent slips and footwork, avoiding her long crosses and then counter-punching with jabs of her own into the nose and lips. Kim getting the short end of the stick this time, grunting each time she’s forced to eat leather and then her swing just falling a bit short of target. If Kath keeps this up it’s a guaranteed win for her, but last minute sees Kardashian adapt as well, hanging back and not willing to take the bait. The girls exchange a few more long shots to the guard, scoring a couple more into vulnerable tummy, but nothing else significant for round 2. Kath roars back into the lead with a wide decision. The question is: can she maintain it? 

ROUND 3: Looks like she has no trouble doing so! Early in the third Kim lunges in for a surprise attack with rapid jabs to Kath’s guard and then testing out that power overhand hook that rattles the blonde but does little damage other than shock and awe. Still, Kardashian doesn’t seem about to give up, comes in a’charging much to her own detriment. Katheryn still considered fresh and nimble on her feet, predicted the reckless charge with her team prior: she easily dances out of the way of the charging vixen, swerving out of the way of her punch and then going to town with easy target practice on the side of her face. Katheryn landing those hooks to the face then banging them off Kim’s lean body, but STILL Kardashian advancing on her. Kath gets cornered in the last minute by accident, forcing her to turtle up on the ropes and taking home some of her own bitter medicine as Kim just WAILS away on her sides and guard, but unable to penetrate the thick shell to score big here. Kath runs away with another wide round, taking her lead to considerable heights!  

ROUND 4: Kim understandably frustrated, growling low and gritting teeth as she cracks her brain to find out how to put this blondie away. Katheryn told by own corner to just keep ‘doing what she’s doing’, and the Dollhouse veteran obeys. Hey - if it’s been working so far, why rock the boat? Well, situation complicated slightly when Kim herself hangs back and refuses to charge in, in similar scene from round 1, with the two big just circling each other like apex predators hesitant to risk their own hides for the sake of a quick bite. First minute goes by without much action, and it’s not until both girls’ corners start edging them on with encouragement from behind do both ladies stride forward to bang. First blood goes to Winnick, who manages to snap a couple of quick jabs into Kardashian’s nose no problem as she comes into striking range. However, return HOOK comes OUT OF NOWHERE - CRASHES into Kath’s cheek, rattling her all at once! Good lord that famed power really isn’t kidding around. Quick retreat from Katheryn as she ducks under ANOTHER hook from Kim, who was hoping to get lucky there. Still, Kim’s on her easily this time, not letting her get away without more spanking of gloves off her midsection, then more punches into Kath’s guard, before Winnick manages to escape. Things certainly took a turn for the worse right there - rest of the last minute back to the same old, same old, with Kath getting the short end of the stick, unfortunately. 

ROUND 5: As we enter the fifth, both ladies looking surprisingly spritely and still going strong. The blonde looks to get back to her winning ways with that bob and weave strategy, focusing on methodical defensive jabbing that hopes to tire Kardashian out both physically and in spirit. It certainly seems to be working… Kim huffing and puffing, but when it comes to blowing down the house, comes up short, swinging high but missing at Katheryn’s head, the blonde going to town on her body with short uppercuts buried into the gut puh puh puh, controlling the charging bull with relative ease. But heck if Kim is slowing down. Indeed, she seems to want to put her lights out even more, and soon gets what she wants with a final charge. Katheryn a bit spent by this point in the fight, all that footwork and dodging left right leaving her breathless and open for a stray hook to land into her side, and then another jerks into her body, leaving her stunned and without air in lungs. Kim in too close, now methodical whacking away at the guard hoping to score a blow on that valuable chin. Katheryn turtling up, trying to deny, instead eating body shot after body shot. Suddenly, Kim sees an opening and LETS FLY an uppercut under and up: SNAPS the head back as Kath sees stars!! She’s wobbling backwards in shock, deliriously trips over herself and falls butt first to the ground! It’s a shock knockdown for Kim Kardashian in the final few seconds!! 

Kim roaring to the audience as she celebrates the first victory of the night. Obviously though Katheryn just looking shaken up but not entirely hurt. She’s taking her time getting back to her feet, shaking pain and sweat from her face, reassurances thrown to her corner with nod after nod and repetitions of ‘I’m okay… I’m okay…’ Not sure whether she’s really trying to convince herself or otherwise. A textbook work-in the clinch attack for Kim Kardashian in this round, allowing her to steal it from right under the Doll’s nose. Let’s see whether either lady can capitalize in the sixth! 

ROUND 6: Aggression from both sides as they aim to take the fight up a notch. Katheryn actually forgets herself and consents to brawl with the brunette early in the first. First exchange of heavy hands has desired outcome for her: swiveling Kim’s face to the left, then the right, followed by a decisive pounding on the belly button and waistline as she exerts as much power as she can behind all those blows. But when a return hook from Kardashian comes sailing in up top, Katheryn has little answer for it as the hook smashes into her face left, then another lands on right cheek, making her stumble sidewards from the sheer power of it. Kim torquing her shoulders and putting that famed weight into each of those punches, fuelled by revenge on her mind for thinking this girl has what it takes to brawl with her. Kardashian ignoring the body and just going after the head, much to the detriment of Katheryn, who’s trying to cover up again, but this time, her footwork failing her as she absorbs and absorbs on the ropes. Kim again exploiting the various holes in her defences, CHOPS the head back once, twice, THRICE, despite Winnick’s flailing arms, and THERE THAT DOES IT - KATH WILTING to the canvas as her legs give way! ANOTHER KNOCKDOWN FOR KIM! IS IT OVER?? 

3… 4… Poor Winnick, blubbering on folded legs as she leans back against the ropes, eyes fluttering and wondering what hit her. Kim already celebrating, sauntering back to her corner with a shake of the bum and arms up high. 

5...6… Kim berating the referee from across the ring, suggesting that he doesn’t need to continue the count when Katheryn’s clearly done for and out. But Winnick is slowly recovering with the encouragement of her team members by the apron, egging her on.  

7... 8… 9... Blonde makes it back up to her feet just in the nick of time, both arms draped on the top rope and her back glued as well for support. She DOESN’T look ready to get back into the fight, however, the slow climb back to her feet taking more out of her than the actual round itself. Here comes Kardashian though, with little mercy in her eyes! 

Katheryn groaning as the brunette ravishes her body for the final minute, dull strikes pounding off her flanks and tummy, before traveling upwards and knocking her breasts side to side, side to side. C’mon ref - do your f*cking job and save her from permanent damage! Kath not responding otherwise, head lolling, only sounds coming from lips that of pain and punishment. REFEREE JUMPS IN FINALLY, WAVING BOTH HANDS - IT’S OVER!  

Official Decision: Kim Kardashian defeats Katheryn Winnick via TKO6! 

AFTER: Winnick collapses to the mat on her side, moaning, eyes squinted, face contorted in agony as a pumped up Kim screams in triumph at a stunned Kristanna Loken standing at ringside, hand on her forehead in disbelief. “That’s right! Your blonde ninja couldn’t handle me! Look at her!”  

Kim diverts her attention back to the fallen blonde, taunting her some more for good measure.  “Get off the ground! Come on! Fight me! I thought you were an expert martial artist!” but it seems like the humbled blonde is in no shape to comply anytime soon. Finally satisfied that her opponent is truly done, the curvy brunette raises her arms in triumph and plants her foot on Katheryn's chest. All the beaten blonde can do is moan as Kardashian towers over her, smiling cockily, posing at the booing crowd. 

Sad moment for the Dollhouse personnel as they take in their first defeat of the evening, and the first defeat period on home ground as well. Carmen Electra rushing into the ring soon after to check on Winnick, who’s barely moving on the ground, blubbering at the abuse she’s taken. 

Kim all smiles, gorgeous body very much still capable of being in action, her pride going up a notch as she proves she still has what it takes to brawl. Carmen kneels down besides Katheryn, sending a serious death stare at Kardashian silently warning her to back off, as she tries getting Winnick off the mat with the help of two medics. Of course, Kardashian doesn’t cease and desist, invigorated by her win and continues her pestering, finally confronted by Carmen Electra who stands up and the two gals now come face-to-face, giving each other a final ultimatum to back down, or else… It’s not everyday you get to see a manager rushing to the aid of her girl, much less the CEO herself! 

Kim’s grin fading to a threatening growl, but the final straw comes when she lets loose an insult at Carmen’s roster of being filled with ‘grandmas and old hags, including the manager herself’ does Electra finally respond with a huge arching slap to the brunettes face! Kim never sees it coming, squeals as she turns around holding her cheek in pain, Carmen follows up by shoving the brunette away hard, almost causing her to lose her balance. She’s quickly backed up by Jessica Chastain and Paige, who rush into the ring to protect their CEO. Kim stunned, prepares for retaliation, but realizes she’s outnumbered now. Stopping herself, she smiles at the three women pissed off women, exclaiming “Yeah, gang up on me. You all suck…I’ll f*ck you up too Jessica. Just say when and where!”.  

Chastain silently shakes her head at the cocky brunette before Paige fires back. “Alright, We heard you, now get the f*ck outta here before we both kick your arse!” Kim smiles at the bigger girl, then turns around, finally making up her mind to leave the ring before this escalates into a 3 on 1 beat down.  

A shocking conclusion for the fans and The Dollhouse crew, not to mention Katheryn, who’s finally able to make it back to her feet with the help of her stable mates and the medical staff, while her opponent proudly struts her way back to her dressing room, fist held up high, adding to her record what some may say was a surprising, but convincing win.