Demi Lovato versus Miley Cyrus (JMD) 
(Words & Results by Lookout, with assist by Ginny)



BEFORE: It’s almost impossible to mention one without the other. Two prominent Disney alumni and Queens of the pop world have - from the start - had a rollercoaster relationship. From being best friends to rivals - and at this point, at least publicly, somewhere in between.

In the ring, however, there’s no question they have a very contentious relationship; one that will be renewed here tonight - under Jugs of Mass Destruction (JMD) rules! Neither has been shy about showing off what God gave 'em and comparisons have been frequent, with each trying to outdo the other on social media. This has led to most recently, both releasing their albums on the same day. Though Miley and Demi most recently met at a 2017 “Women’s March” Miley made a hasty exit - citing her need to (allegedly) use the rest room. 

Whatever their differences in the past, neither has shown a willingness to back down an inch tonight so there will likely be NO bathroom break tonight. Neither the fighters nor fans want to miss what promises to be an epic confrontation. 

In an attempt to refocus her career, Miley took a more laid-back approach last year, musically, on social media, and in the ring. But now with the solid backing of Chimera, Miley has returned to social media, proudly proclaiming, “#BitchIsBack." Tonight, Miley looks to demonstrate her resurgence against fellow Disney queen, Demi Lovato.

“Demi and I used to be friends, but in fact, we’re not anymore. She’s somebody I used to know and - more importantly - respect. But there's ZERO respect now - and ZERO tolerance for losing to her. When I joined Chimera, they drilled into me the importance of beating rivals. That’s something I WILL do. Demi will learn curves don’t mean sh*t when you’re buried in a real woman’s jugs…” 

Miley cups her cleavage with both hands, gives 'em a shake and adds ominously, “I’m going to teach Demi a lesson tonight and show her who the #RealDisneyPrincess is!” Then Miley sticks out her tongue. 

Demi smirking, just belting out a chuckle, “When you wish upon a star! But nobody wishes upon Miley, because she's a freaking #FallingStar.” Then sticking out HER tongue, Demi sneers, “Miley should be careful sticking out that tongue, because she may find it wedged between my jugs. Hey, seriously, we are NOT friends; we’re not acquaintances... basically, I just don’t like her. My record beat hers this year and tonight, I am going to beat that scrawny little, no account, body of hers. She's going to end up black and blue and bawling when I get through with her. If she thinks she’s a 'Disney Princess' she'd better learn to be careful what she wishes for... I’m going to show her what true royalty can do to a pretender in the ring!” 

Both girls enter the ring in low-cut sports bras - Miley's bright pink reading, “I’m a F*cking Disney Princess” on her chest with, “Get Over It” across her prominently twerking rear end in colorful cursive. Her hair in a battle bun, feet bare and her gloves blood red! Demi wearing a tight top with, “Smothering Girls Out Happily Ever After” across her chest and matching shorts - hair in a fighting ponytail. They chest up as the ref gives their instructions and doesn’t even both to ask them to touch gloves - the hatred simply radiating off of them is enough to deter that. The bell rings and the battle begins…! 

During R1: Lovato out with a furious, ripping hook in the belly, lean away hook on the teeth and CYRUS GOES DOWN! Miley spilling to her hands and knees, up wide eyed. She's cut in the moth - all busted up as Demi turns puncher from the get-go. Lovato flurrying Cyrus to the ropes, getting after her; swat-swat-swatting hooks, drilling straight right hands. Lovato's darting in and out, her movement making Cyrus dizzy under pressure. Brunette doing a fantastic job defensively; just moving her head, rolling with punches; staying upright. Round goes as a shutout Lovato, but Miley’s eyes are clear at the bell as she's dodged a bullet.

R2: Miley with a throwaway right hand, jumps to her right and NAILS Lovato a banging hook on the left cheek - Demi stomps away all shaky as Miley returns serve! Cyrus coming in off that left shoulder, jabbing the mouth, slashing in the straight right hand and trying to jump the hook in on the chin - Lovato hits the ropes with the right cheek, left across her body - impressively parrying and shoulder rolling. Demi stays alive on the ropes as Cyrus keeps the strokes short, just pounding back and forth across Demi’s jugs - working the body as she scrubs away for the shutout.

R3: Both girls more wary at this point - it’s not as tactical or conservative as both expected coming in. Both feinting the other, daring in an out. Midway through, Cyrus’s cat-quick hands decisive. She steps out as Demi steps in, picks Demi up a swatting hook on the teeth, taking Demi off balance. Miley immediately capitalizing with a stamping straight right to the face, then a series of licking hooks upside the head chase Demi back to the ropes - Cyrus putting punches together in slashing arcs, slicing up Lovato's defence - Demi covering up, letting leather bounce off her sides and guard as Cyrus shines her up. At the bell, both breathing hard, sharing hard-hearted glares. Ref stays close but it’s Demi hugging her sweaty boobs on her way to her corner. 

R4: Cyrus working downstairs with her jab, reaching it in, then straightening to hook the chin. Lovato closing up her stance, opening up the canvas; using the right hand to sweep away Miley’s left. Midway through Demi times Miley’s left to drop a blinding right hand over the girl’s extended stick! Miley stepping in fence post holes, soaks it up! Lovato stepping to the right, hooks that left eye, skidding the fist off Cyrus’s face and driving her sideways into the ropes. Miley dazed, truly and badly hurt for the first time - sits heavily in the strands, covering up; bending forward as Demi Lovato squares away! Vicious, vicious work by Demi Lovato; slicing combinations tear at the back, breasts and sides of Cyrus who’s defence is getting shredded. Miley taking 2 and 3 punches on her drowsy face - staring helplessly as Demi help herself to fistfuls of Cyrus. Miley sliding groggily to her right - Lovato stepping with; working outside one shoulder or the other; ever mindful to keep something on Cyrus’s belly just to step up her spiteful jug mugging. At the bell - Miley clutching her cleavage; legs shot - it’s one of the rare times in her career she’s had to simply gut-up and reply on her heart on see her through.

R5: Demi with that flat-eyed glare of confidence - wheeling easy to her left, spiking the backhand jab at Cyrus’s swelling eye, making the busted up beauty move her feet. Miley coming forward, not picking up the stick very well; getting her breasts and face both spanked! Midway through - Cyrus steps in to immediately cut off the ring, then shoots a straight right to the mouth that gets Lovato backing up off balance. Cyrus jumps in with a CRASHING left hook that hurts Lovato... DOWN GOES LOVATO! Demi scooting to her butt against the ropes, straight right hands setting up Miley's heartless hooks. Demi under siege as the crowd roars to its feet. Final minute - Cyrus fighting off Demi’s chest, digging to the waist. Lovato using the left shoulder nudge to create room, gets a counter hook in tight; nudges again, turns into a sneaky swiping right hand counter and CYRUS IS HURT! Miley stops punching, lolling forward to clinch...Lovato with a hand on Miley’s hip, spins her girl into the ropes, reversing field. Demi GOES TO TOWN! Cyrus’s mitts dropping low, eyes vacant - Demi SLASHING away with lefts and rights to that proud blond chest! Miley’s top stretched to the breaking point as she sags helplessly into the ropes...just taking punches, not answering back. AND THE REF STEPS IN! It’s over - TKO5 Demi Lovato!

AFTER: 

Demi is, obviously, jubilant after scoring a big win over her rival as she hops over to a corner, pounding her victorious jugs and shouting with excitement as the crowd returns the love. Miley, of course, once she recovers is less than enthused and in fact, appears downright furious. The ref is the recipient of Cyrus’ rage as she is the referee’s face and judging by the close proximity that they’re in, it appears he is earning hazard pay tonight. In just a few seconds, that would prove all too-true. 

Demi takes a moment from her celebration to attempt to intervene as she stops over, snarling out, “Don’t take it out on the ref - my jugs stopped your jugs, Miley and that’s just the way it is!” Lovato goes to step in between the two of them, when suddenly Cyrus pounces forward to shove Demi into the referee as their heads connect together with a loud CRACK that can be heard throughout the arena as the two of them tumble down to the canvas. Miley looks down with a smug grin, hands on her hips as she poses for a moment over her downed foe as a dazed Demi rolls to her back on the canvas, but it doesn’t take long for the fans OR Demi to realize she isn’t done yet!


Almost immediately, the crowd witnesses Miley scrambling up Demi's stretched out body, tugging at her sagging top, giving the fans an all-too brief glimpse at the pale flesh, already showing mottling of dark black and blue bruising from the pounding by Lovato's fists. Good-natured groans escape the crowd as her cleavage is soon out of view - at least their view anyway as it appears Demi is getting a VERY in-depth examination of Cyrus’ chest. Two handfuls of sweaty dark hair got Demi's blank face into Miley's bosom, crushing her nose in Cyrus's sweat-slick cleavage. Miley wincing at the pressure on her savaged sacks, nevertheless perseveres, eyes closed - mind fighting the urge to stop tormenting herself - intent on blotting out any memories of Demi's domination of them.

At ringside, Miley's mom Tish, shakes herself out of her despair, jumping up and down, clapping excitedly as she watches her "baby girl" put jugg to their hated rival. On the opposite side, Demi's mom, Dianna Hart (a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader) is also jumping up and down, but unlike Tish's celebration, Dianna is emploring her "baby girl" to "Demi, get up dammit! Fight back!" But Dianna's doomed to disappointment as Miley locks in the breast smother and slowly, but emphatically, puts Demi down and out. Miley just hugging Demi deeply into her decolletage, biceps flexing as she scrubs her jugs back and forth as she is eager to teach Lovato a lesson and trash-talking Demi relentlessly with each grind of her boobs across Lovato’s jug-shocked & sweaty features. 

The referee, finally manages to crawl back to a standing position in the ring where they are joined by numerous other members from the security staff who manage do pull Miley off of Demi... but not before Miley lands a solid kick to Demi's chest. "Something to remember me by when you wake up, b*tch!" Miley screams over her shoulder as she's dragged away. 

Dianna and Tish (calmly discuss their daughters postfight antics at ringside while Demi is being cared for) and the consensus is that Dianna's two handfuls of bleached blond hair earned her a narrow victory over Tish's one handful of hair and a small rip in Dianna's blouse. (It was - accounts agree - a split decision...unlike the one between their daughters which went, overwhelmingly, to Demi Lovato before the bell, and to Miley Cyrus - by a breast - after the bell.)

Based on a study of Facebook, Twitter, and comments recorded in the immediate aftermath by TMZ, experts in Las Vegas have the odds on a rematch at 1:1, since both fighters were demanding one as soon as possible. 

That rematch, if and WHEN it happens, will be several months away to let cooler heads prevail, though nobody really believes any amount of time will calm these two down in any shape, form or fashion. Things grew even more heated after the contest as Cyrus did not receive a suspension as many anticipated, but did receive what many sources describe as the largest fine in FCBA for her alleged referee assault. What was even more controversial was the decision to also fine Demi Lovato, albeit for a much smaller amount for her own incidental contact with the referee - which drew immediate ire from Demi as she proclaims, “I had to get smothered out by the gross, loser tits of that bytch and I get FINED for it!” And the rest of Demi’s statement is borderline unprintable as things are obviously going to remain heated as the b*tch may be back, but clearly so is the rivalry between these two fighters and stables - in a big way!