GWEN STEFANI VS. MILEY CYRUS
(Words: Holloway / Results: Lookout!)



BEFORE:

Miley's laughing her ass of as she walks into the ring,w earing nothing but a pink bikini, showing off her young fit body. Gwen stands in front of her showing her own proud body, quite more muscular than her opponent's.

"Okay, so I just wanna make something clear before we begin. In the past two weeks, I went five rounds with Demi who, despite being a talentless b*tch, is a top 10 bantamweight and then defeated Lynch with ease. And still, I have more than enough energy and strength to beat this grandma's ass as well, so... yup, that's it" states Miley.

"Alright, look, Cyrus. I may be older, but I'm also, obviously, more experienced, not to mention in better shape, and I will be the one to put you in your place tonight and maybe spank you like the spoiled brat you've always been" replies Gwen.

"You made me laugh, Gwen. You're twice my age and haven't won a single time, you call that experienced? And by the way, we'll see how that old body holds up after a few rounds with me".

ROUND 1:

Miley's looking for a quick win, trying to show her superiority over the older singer, focusing on Gwen's toned belly, smashing her with right and left hooks, forcing her to cover up, but Stefani's not taking it and counters with a left hook into the young girl's ribs. Slowly, Cyrus begins retreating and eventually finds herself losing an exchange of jabs before the ring bells. The taller blonde wins the first round.

ROUND 2:

Gwen's feeling good, but so is Miley, both girls being fit enough to last 10 rounds. First minute sees Miley dancing around the older singer, firing off jab after jab, then jumping back out of the way, most of Gwen's punches only scoring on guard. Finally, the young girl lands a solid punch on the blonde's tummy, stunning her and follow swith a hook to the chin that almost knocks her down. The rest of the round has Cyrus beating her opponent with ease all around the ring, Gwen somehow taking all of it.

ROUND 3:

Gwen is now aware of how fast her foe can be and decides to change her game plan. Stefani begins this round with a high guard and defending most of the young singers' attacks, eventually finding the right pace to counter with a powerful hook to the solar plexus and follow it with two more to the ribs. Miley tries to hug her opponent, but the taller girl tackles the smaller one, outmuscling her and eventually forcing her into a corner. Miley fights back but Stefani's now got the advantage and starts beating Cyrus against the ropes. The round ends short after, with Gwen taking the lead once more.

ROUND 4:

"She got lucky, she got so lucky last round, won't happen again" Miley tells her coach as the round begins.

This round sees a faster Miley walking her opponent down, keying on the stomach, ripping to the body of the taller singer. Gewn crumpling up, attempting to retreat from this massive beating, not able to block as many punches. She seems to be getting tired, a lot more than Miley and not able to repeat what she did last round. On the contrary, Cyrus gives her the beating of her life, punch after punch, to the face, stomach, shoulders. The young singer smiles as she dominates the round. The bell rings and Gwen smiles a little, seeing her suffering is momentarily over.

"I hope that makes it clear, b*tch, I'm better than you" says Miley. "Next round, you're done".

ROUND 5:

Miley's much more confident now, almost toying with her adversary, pushing in close range. Both girls meet at the centre of the ring, swinging savagely at each other, but it's Cyrus who gets the better of it and hits Gwen hard with a hook to the face. She staggers back, puts her guard up, fearing a beating like the one she received last round. She gets some punches in, but Miley looks unstoppable. She smiles and laughs as she knocks the blonde girl down on the second minute with a powerful hook to the chin. The referee counts as she raises her arms in celebration. The fight is over.

Official Decision: Miley Cyrus beats Gwen Stefani KO5!

"I told you b*tch! You're over, and so is your career!" shouts Cyrus as she grabs her defeated opponent by the hair while she lays on the canvas. "If I recall correctly, someone said something about leaving her stable if she lost one more match. That was like 3 months ago, but still... good bye, Gwen". She walks away from the fallen singer, who doesn't make any statement about the match.