BEFORE:



"Oh, I' WANT this one," says a hard-eyed Sarah. "I've been struggling all these years with no management, and she just WALKS into a sweet spot because of those fun bags on her chest. Well. I'm going to wear those OUT tonight."

"It's been a long time coming between me and Sarah," says Ariel. "She never tried to bully me or anything, but, as soon as I got into the FCBA and had some success, she got jealous...and it had to end this way. And I WILL end it."



ROUND ONE:



O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'You're The Only One' by Maria Mena..."

McCarthy: "And, the only thing more horrible than this song is the fighter who comes down to it, an absolute tomato can if ever there was one!"

O'Dell (sighing): "That song is the theme music preferred by one of the stars of ABC's 'Modern Family', the lovely Sarah Hyland..."

Tess: "And, Hyland DID take Levy a full ten rounds back awhile ago, but, while I hate to agree with MAC on anything..."

McCarthy: "See? Even WALMART knows this girl is a tomato can!"

O'Dell: "Hyland into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal that black bikini we've seen before, and, that's 'I Knew You Were Trouble', but not the Taylor Swift version. Instead, it's the cover by the young lady coming to the ring now, the star of ABC's 'Modern Family', Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter'!"

Tess: "Management at Front Street very happy with what they've seen from Winter so far..."

Cassie: "Yet another member of what's become a deep flyweight division for Uncle Wiz..."

McCarthy: "PLEASE! Weirdo's flyweights don't do anything but underachieve...even WITH help from Britney!"

O'Dell: "Winter into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that curve-hugging white number we've seen before and the crowd showing its appreciation as usual. And, the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Ariel. Mac?"

McCarthy: "This Hyland kid DOES have an FCBA win. Mac's picking the upset and going with Sarah The Tomato Can!"

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "Split panel. Let's see who's right. Hyland all about the legs early. She's bouncing, dancing, jabbing, making Ariel chase. And, that's exactly what Winter's doing. She wants to bring that power of hers to bear on her fellow brunette, but Sarah not about to let that happen at the moment..."

McCarthy: "This is what I'm talking about...Campbell fighters. They're all slow, unskilled bangers who can't deal with boxers..."

Cassie: "BFF, should we tell Mac that BRITNEY is in charge of the flyweights around here..."

McCarthy: "Oh, don't GIVE me that. Campbell has her grubby paws on EVERYTHING at Front Street!"

O'Dell (sighing): "Winter trying to close, but not having much success. Instead, Hyland leading her a merry chase, here, there and everywhere. Sarah not exactly landing a ton, but she's getting jabs home here and there, following on on occasion. Ariel, on the other hand, spending a lot of time moving and not much punching."

Tess: "And, she's getting a little sloppy, too. Opening herself up too much..."

O'Dell: "Exactly. She's CHASING and not stalking, and that usually won't work very well. Into the final seconds of the first, and Winter looking a bit frustrated as Hyland circles, stops, pops, gets right back moving. Five seconds to go, and Sarah will leg out the round. There's the bell. Hyland in the first."



ROUND TWO:



O'Dell: "Second sees Sarah right back on the move. Ariel a little less aggressive now. She's working the feet, looking to cut and close. A lot sounder and more patient in this stanza after getting a talking to in the corner between rounds. Hyland cut off and Winter bangs some hard shots to the body..."

Cassie: "Sarah ties up and slips away quickly. She does NOT want to bang with Ariel."

O'Dell: "No, she does not. Instead, she's back on the move, circling, jabbing. Winter again cuts the ring, works the body and NAILS HYLAND WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Sarah GOBSMACKED, stumbling backward and Winter is all in! Ariel thumping away, driving her rival back into the ropes..."

McCarthy: "This kid has NO chin at ALL..."

O'Dell: "Ariel testing that theory, letting the hands go along the ropes. Sarah in a high guard, rolling with, jabbing back in spots, but taking a thumping as we head into the final seconds. Winter DIGGING body, tenderizing the flanks and the belly right to the bell. Sarah's still standing, but Winter's got the round wide."

Tess: "And, she's evened the fight at 19."



ROUND THREE:



O'Dell: "Ariel right after Sarah to start the third. Hyland doesn't have the legs all the way back and Winter's taking full advantage. She's lining the older girl up, backing her up with hard shot. Ariel patient, working to set up punches, working upstairs and then down, slowly forcing her rival to the ropes..."

McCarthy: "This kid needs to tie up in there, do something to slow this down."

O'Dell: "Winter a NASTY right hook to the body! That doubled Hyland up and Ariel follows with a flurry to the head that backs up her rival. This is getting to be pretty desperate for Sarah who's ROCKED WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Hyland staggers backward and DOWN SHE GOES!"

Tess: "Straight right and it landed on the button!"

O'Dell: "Hyland dropped to her back, starfished, and looking very, very unlikely to get to her feet any time soon. Winter not exactly rushing to a neutral corner, but, she gets there. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Six. No movement at all from Sarah. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO3 is Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter."

Cassie: "Might just be THIS girl who's the first to get Uncle Wiz the flyweight gold. She's got the tools."



AFTER:



O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I've got our winner, Ariel Winter, and, Ariel, you didn't waste a lot of time in there..."

Ariel: "I wanted her out as quickly as I could get her out. She ran the first round and I was dumb enough to run after her. But, once I managed to slow her down, she was going to be toast."

Tess: "What's next for you?"

Ariel: "I just want to stay active. And, I know management will keep getting me fights, so, it's all good."