Gemma Merna vs Jenna Coleman
(Lookout! Atlantic Boxing vs Lookout! Boxing)
(1-1, 1 KO vs 18-5, 18 KO)
JMD Value: 38G (Enhanced) vs 34C (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: This match-up could headline any BBU card back in the old country however there's more to it than just free Lookout! exposure on the other side of the Atlantic. The rise of Demi Rose Mawby into JMD championship send the British Invasion back into full swing and while Michelle Keegan remains the natural contender number one among fellow Brits, Gemma Merna still believes she can make make a career in jug muggin' business over in America. On the other hand Jenna Coleman eyes taking over Vanessa Hudgens' spot at the outright leader of the Lookout! bunch especially now that the former Disney brat is focused on AMD glory and a brewing rivalry with Lily Collins. Erin Andrews is simply impressed where Jenna finds time to cover all her options but that's where perhaps some of Dr. Who magic comes to the rescue and allthough intra-stable match-ups are extremely rare in FCBA, this JMD battle has a Lookout! win/win scenario written all over it tonight.

Gemma Merna wears a light blue bikini set and white gloves. Long blonde hair wrapped in a loose bun at the back of her head. Jenna Coleman wears a red bikini set and black gloves. Long dark brown hair wrapped in a similar loose bun at the back of her head. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Gemma's outrageous rack is almost too obvious of a target during any boxing fight let alone a JMD but Jenna still gets carried away by such a glorious opportunity to score easy pickings in the opening minute. She rattles those enhanced balloons back & forth almost like it's a sparring fight intended to keep her in shape but Gemma whacks her across the lips and camps inside the brunette's chest herself before Jenna can cry foul. The blonde's fitness level remains a great unknown to Erin Andrews but the former 'Hollyoaks' actress does a great job to shut the ballyhooed stablemate off during a hectic point-blank range push that leaves Coleman dancing on her toes as well as bouncing off the blonde's forearms in a futile response. Merna lands another not-so-legal hook on the mouth and declares supremacy at the bell with Jenna staring at her in disbelief. 

Round 2:
Jenna's much quicker across the canvas now and she beats the cocky blonde to the uppercut punch which allows her to rock those enhanced mounds repeatedly during the opening minute. One can assume Jenna has realized this ain't a custom gym clash between two stablemates anymore and she digs her mitts into Gemma's rack in such frantic fashion, the older girl yelps in pain before rolling onto her heels. And here's where Jenna can really make her aggressive push count; she outworks the hapless blonde in close range and drives her onto the ropes. Merna swings a couple of hooks over the top hoping for another change-up but Coleman literally head-butts her in response and plunges deep into the exposed midsection thereafter leaving the blonde in loud spasms at the bell. It's staredown time at the bell and this is getting serious now between two alleged frenemies.

Round 3:
Coleman's pace is too much for Merna again and the blonde's footwork gets badly exposed as she struggles to land more than single punches that make no impact against such an experienced competitor like Jenna. However Coleman becomes a little hesitatnt in pulling the trigger down the stretch as if Gemma's quiet moans remind her she's not dealing with outright enemy like Cheryl Cole or Lily Collins. She allows the blonde to stall the fight into a mere wrestling contest along the ropes which leads Erin Andrews to push pause on the intra-stable excitement. However Gemma then reverts into punching the brunette's kidneys which breaks the truce even though the clock expires before action properly heats up again.

Round 4:
Merna romps into a nasty jabbing drive that catches Jenna through a classic uppercut route but the punch that sends Coleman into a tail-spin nails her on the liver area and triggers a full-scale blonde attack. Gemma steps on the front (left) leg and hauls in more point-blank range juice that topples the brunette's otherwise supreme agility. Jenna gets trapped on her heels and fails to brawl herself out of trouble while getting blasted back to the ropes down the stretch. Gemma gets vocal as she hammers Jenna's boobs in and leaves her crippled behind a desperate guard come the final stretch. She then lands several free punches to the ribs and Erin Andrews is shocked to see Coleman apparently being hurt by this power assault. The Sun City audience loves this sight though and the noise is as loud as it has been during this contest!

Round 5:
Gemma's eyes glare with determination ahead of the fifth and she truly believes she's hurt the favored stablemate. She leaps into immediate close range blast that pierces Jenna's guard with shocking ease and it's all going downhill for the dark-haired actress now. She wobbles forward underneath the onslaught while Gemma drills her cleavage with heavy blows and eventually stuffs her into dummy mode... that's one punch too many now AND COLEMAN CRASHES ONTO HER BACK simply unable to embrace the punishment anymore. This could be THE upset of the card here and Gemma waves back at manager Nicole Richie in the stands as she's convinced Jenna won't beat the count anymore. Think again, hun! Jenna hasn't won all that BBU silverware for nothing and she grinds herself back upright at eight and still has that spark in her eye... Gemma simply can't believe it but is ready to torch the otherwise inferior rack on the follow up... she slips by with the initial drive as Coleman's agility comes to the fore again and then wobbles too far forward to control her balance as Jenna whacks her on the exposed liver and connects with a jug-to-chin uppercut that sends the blonde rolling... just a quick one-two straight up the middle lifts the bumpers again AND SENDS MERNA CRASHING ONTO HER BUM in another shocking turn of events!!! "Just like in the gym, babe!", Jenna laughs at the stunned blonde who hugs her aching liver area and is fortunate enough the bell interrupts the count at six. "She had her, she really had her!", Erin Andrews tries to understand how in the world Coleman escaped the upset nightmare while still knocking Gemma down in the dying seconds of a mind-boggling round here! 

Round 6:
Gemma's so upset she let Jenna off the hooks she literally runs across the boards to resume the uppercut pounding but the red mist mode quickly blows straight into her face... or into her liver as Jenna plunges a hooking menace deep under the blonde's elbow and bends her to the side with a whimper before crashing into her rack with mammoth combination of speed & power. Uh-oh!! Merna's knees hit the shaky button and she slumps into a horrendous uppercut drive that almost spills her rack into the open as Coleman bars in her efforts to render the stablemate topless no-mercy style. And the wholesale attack breaks Gemma's resilience just shy of the one minute mark... SHE DROPS ONTO HER KNEES with a loud whimper and bends her head against the canvas when the merciless count passes her by. She tries to get up but can't find additional strenght anymore and sits down on her heels while trying to make sure her bikini top remains in tact. Oh my, Erin Andrews thinks the poor girl is going to cry next... KO6 Jenna Coleman in come-from-behind fashion!!!

AFTER: Gemma is simply devastated that she couldn't beat the count but she needs extra oxygen here as she almost chokes on her tears. She slumps face-down again and pounds the canvas in frustration while Jenna tries to embrace that joyful feeling. It's maybe like scoring against your old team but the Blackpool babe obeys Nicole Richie's orders and stays clear of the usual humiliation antics while helping the vanquished stablemate back to her feet. "Better luck next time, hun! I knew you gave it your best!", "Like that frickin' helps!", Gemma almost shakes off the friendly hug but realizes she's been officially reduced to Jenna's sidekick role even though the overall record suggested this much without tonight's evidence. 

Both girls still parade around the ring for a while to a standing ovation from the Rustenburg audience but that smile on Jenna's face is in a sharp contrast to Gemma's sobbing mess display. Gemma notices Michelle Keegan hanging around in the bar already following the epic punchout of Jessica Simpson just minutes ago and leaves the stablemate all alone to soak up the remainder of the atmosphere: "Boy, do I need a drink now! You stopped my jugs but there's only Mish and me in the old country! Demi Rose can bugger off! Stupid c###!"

While Gemma joins Michelle in the otherwise crowded bar to share their thoughts on the trip to South Africa, Erin Andrews notices another person sitting at the end of the table, those huge sun glasses and the striking pink lipstick reminds her of someone when combined with vintage Kim Basinger 1980s blonde hairstyle. Could that be the one and only? Right here in the middle of another Queendom PPV? Surely not! But everyone knows about those trips to the bar being a part of the professional resume. The only thing missing is a jukebox playing country music.. or Pat Boone! 

Official result: Jenna Coleman def. Gemma Merna KO6.