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30 April 2018 Jennette McCurdy vs Taylor Spreitler

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BEFORE:

"Look," says Taylor with a shake of the head, "Winter got lucky. No question about that. Well, McCurdy IS better than Winter, but I'M better than McCurdy, and I'm heading into the ring to prove it."

"I like a girl who's confident," Jennette says with a smile. "But, I WILL have to go beat that out of her."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Hang Loose' by Alabama Shakes, and here comes the lovely Taylor Spreitler..."

McCarthy: "And, I'll say the same thing I said the LAST time Weirdo brought this tomato can in here. Spreitler has ONE FCBA win, and it's against Melissa Joan Hart who is a HUNDRED..."

Tess: "And, yet, remains younger than YOU..."

McCarthy: "And also remains about a hundredth as HOT as I am. Oh, and SHUT UP, WALMART!"

O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, as Ms. Spreitler, star of CBS' 'Kevin Can Wait', makes her way into the ring. She's helped off with the robe to reveal that lilac number we've seen before, and that's 'Lust For Life' by Iggy Pop you hear pounding through the arena, and that can only mean that 'The Answer', Jenette McCurdy, is on her way to the ring..."

McCarthy: "And, 'The Answer' remains a STUPID nickname, unless you ask 'Who's the latest flyweight to flame out at Front Street?' THEN, the answer would be Jennette McCurdy!"

Cassie: "The problem with that statement is that Jennette's done very well since joining Front Street..."

McCarthy: "Give Weirdo and the Hookers time. They'll screw her up."

O'Dell: "Jennette into the ring and helped off with the robe. She's wearing that black and white striped number she's favored since joining Front Street. And, the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Jennette. Mac?"

McCarthy: "Spreitler's a tomato can. McCurdy."

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "The ladies are unanimous. Let's see if they're right. Spreitler right to that drop step and circle we saw the last time she was here. She didn't want to stand and bang with Ariel Winter, and, apparently, she's got the same idea tonight...and it's not a bad one, because McCurdy's a girl who likes to get physical..."

Cassie: "No question about that, and that's true of everybody on the Front Street roster at this point. All fourteen members of the 'Wiz's Dozen' are girls who have power and like to use it..."

McCarthy: "And, thirteen of them are talentless Dancing Hookers..."

O'Dell: "McCurdy measuring, not getting sloppy. She's working the feet, looking to square. Fellow blonde making that difficult for Jennette to do, but the Front Streeter is managing it in spots. Otherwise, Taylor using the jab, scoring with it at times, keeping the distance and working her own feet."

Tess: "Not sure Jennette isn't going to be able to solve this when she gets more aggressive."

O'Dell: "Working in what's turning out to be a 'feeling out' kind of first, though. McCurdy willing to let these terms play out as we come down the stretch. Taylor has to be feeling pretty good about things right now. That jab's allowing her to fight lead and she's doing so right to the bell. Close. Spreitler."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second begins with more aggression from Jennette. Older blonde stepping to, crowding Spreitler now. Taylor holding ground, banging back, landing some solid shot of her own and we've got ourselves a FIREFIGHT RIGHT NOW! Crowd a-buzzin' as the ladies trade BOMBS..."

McCurdy: "This is what the Spreitler kid needs to do, punch for respect. Can't get bullied."

O'Dell: "Crowd on its FEET as the ladies just keep firing away and JENNETTE ROCKS TAYLOR! Spreitler GOBSMACKED by a short right hook...stumbles backward...McCurdy follows on with a HUGE flurry and DOWN GOES TAYLOR! Spreitler deposited FLAT on her back after a BRUTAL series of punches..."

Cassie: "No idea which of those did the most damage, but they ALL did plenty..."

O'Dell: "No question about it! Taylor down on her back, eyes closed, as Jennette makes her way to a neutral corner. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Spreitler's head lolling back and forth as if she's trying to shake some cobwebs, but that's all the movement coming from the younger blonde. Seven. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! That quickly, it's OVER! And your winner by KO2 is 'The Answer', Jennette McCurdy!"

Tess: "And, I'm beginning to think it isn't going to be long until this girl is at the top of the Front Street flyweight pecking order."

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Jennette McCurdy, and, Jennette, that fight swung pretty quickly from a tactical first to a power-punching second..."

McCurdy: "Yeah, and I was all FOR it. If you're in this flyweight division and you want to stand in front of me and wing punches back and forth, well. You're going to end up where Taylor did."

Tess: "You've been on a roll since joining Front Street..."

McCurdy: "And, we're going to keep that roll going right to the top of the flyweight division. You heard it here first, folks. Front Street's had a problem at fly for a long time. And, you're looking at 'The Answer'."