If you are citizen of an European Union member nation, you may not use this service unless you are at least 16 years old.
You already know Dokkio is an AI-powered assistant to organize & manage your digital files & messages. Very soon, Dokkio will support Outlook as well as One Drive. Check it out today!

26 May 2018 Adrianne Palicki vs Kelly Rohrbach

Page history last edited by caspian2 4 years, 1 month ago

Adrianne Palicki versus Kelly Rohrbach

Adrianne:
(35, 5’11, 28:23 FCBA, Sceej Boxing)

Kelly:
(27, 5’9, 125, 14:4 FCBA, VIXENs)

BEFORE:
“I heard that Rohrbach’s been trying to bite my ass for the longest time. Can totally understand why - who wouldn't want a piece of me?” Adrianne cockily pronouncing at the press conference. “She beat Yustman and now she thinks she can take me down? Heh. Talk about dreaming big, blondie…”

As just mentioned, it’s a blonde versus redhead showdown tonight as Kelly Rohrbach not about to take those words lying down. Her entrance into the arena with that trademark smile not dampening the mood one bit as she replies:

“Ouch, Palicki, cocky much? The only reason I opted to fight you is to give the fans a show. And judging from their response here tonight, it looks like I did make the right choice…” Kelly pauses to let the cheers rise from spectators eager to see a brawl between two gorgeous women. “Make no mistake - I intend to beat you the same way I did Yustman.”

Face off loads more tense, especially with both women wearing the bare minimum for the scales. Adrianne fighting in bright yellow bikini, red gloves, whilst Kelly in baby blue swimsuit, white gloves. They refuse to bang fists together (as expected), so here we go with ten rounds of Lightweight action!

ROUND 1:
Adrianne the first to poke some jabs at Kelly’s guard, putting her on notice. The girls exchange quick shots in the first minute, trying to snag the nose or lips. But Palicki just doing more, being more aggressive. The jabs start flying aplenty towards the middle, making Rohrbach wince as her nostrils are pounded on and her eyes start to water. Wilful redhead actually manages in pushing the big blonde back and keeping her at bay. Kelly resetting in corner, looking forlorn at having underestimated this foe, and in the last minute sees Adriana trying to keep the pressure on her but not managing to ensnare again.

ROUND 2:
Adrianne striding forth eager to keep her momentum, but Kelly looking like a different beast as she hangs back and relies on counter swings. Redhead is now the one getting stunned by hooks to the face landing out of no man’s land, with Kelly blocking a majority of her punches before sending a right or a left hand screaming in from either side. A left hand is blocked by a shocked Adrianne just in time, but Kelly’s right ROCKS HER HARD, crashing into her face all the way to one side! HERE COMES KELLY - blonde girl with no mercy as she advances and punts, stacking Adrianne up with multiple shots disappearing into her body, before wailing away on her high guard. Palicki in trouble, but still managing to hold onto her marbles best she can…. she’s keeping herself bent low and small, and it seems to be working - opportune moment has her clinching up with Kelly to stop the torrential abuse. Girls end up snarling into each other’s ears as they rotate on the ropes whilst still stuffing fists into the belly, all the way to the bell. Big comeback round for Rohrbach, that’s for sure!

ROUND 3:
Nice back-and-forth action as these two heavy-hitters put in their best effort early in this fight. At one round a piece, here comes Adrianne looking to stake her line in the sand once more. Kelly no different, with the same idea, and the CLASH of bodies in the middle of the ring reverberates throughout this arena as expected. So does the constant sound of leather hitting flesh, both of them simply chug chug CHUGGING away, hoping to get lucky. Kelly trying to maintain her momentum early but soon finding it hard to keep up with the firebrand slugger with fire in her own eyes as Palicki targets the blonde’s cheeks just as hers were targeted in the last round. It has the desired effect: Kelly getting rotated about late in the round when she concentrates on slamming hooks into Palicki’s body, leaving her face wide open. Adrianne simply ignoring the throbbing pain that’s traveling up her spine, instead concentrating hard on giving Kelly some knuckle sandwiches that are disappearing into her face, leaving Rohrbach in a blubbering mess as she retreats to the safety of her corner. The Vixen’s harassed for the rest of the round, cursing her luck under her breath at having again allowed her opponent to gain the upper hand this time.

ROUND 4:
Girls are gonna exhaust themselves if they keep up this frantic pace… truly that’s the case when Adrianne comes out at the bell heaving heavy breaths, probably regretting charging headlong in without catching her breath. Kelly not much better, but she still has the energy to initiate an exchange of punches early on, exploiting her foe’s sluggishness with snap jabs into her lips from afar, before targeting the lean body again with sharp yelps from the redhead. She still needs to be cautious though, those dangerous swings from Palicki are able to take her head off if she’s not careful. True enough, Kelly gets stung once or twice when she gets in too close for comfort, hooks banging hard into her guard up high and making her think twice about moving in for the kill just yet. But Adrianne too spent to do any chasing of her own, allowing Kelly to get to safe distance and continue harassing her for the rest of the round. Some good action and hits from both ladies in the fourth, with Rohrbach taking a slight advantage in points.

ROUND 5:
Adrianne’s nostrils flaring as she looks determined to take the round right back from her. The big girl seems to be running on fumes as she wills her body forward to brawl. Kelly on the other hand learning her lesson, staying at the peripheral and tagging the cheek and chin as she strides in to close distance, louder and louder grunts from Palicki evidence enough that the strategy’s working. Adrianne swinging those big hooks but missing more often than not, doesn’t realise she’s on the losing end of this exchange and the swelling red in her cheeks starting to become more prominent. If she’s not careful she’s going to get FLOORED - and KELLY SCORES with a wicked combination of left-right HOOKS TO THE FACE, stunning the redhead and stopping her in her tracks! Rohrbach capitalising with the wild flailing,then surgically stepping in and cleaning house with those double-swipes across the face! Adrianne LISTING on her feet, eyes fluttering and mouth working silently as she struggles to stay afloat, arms still swinging haphazardly in Kelly’s direction. Blonde still biding her time, weaving back and forth to avoid, before she sees another opening, rotates those curvy hips and LETS LOOSE another right hand - sails straight into Palicki’s cheek! AND DOWN SHE GOES!! Palicki POOLED at the blonde’s feet, NOT moving an inch! This fight is OVER folks!!

Official Decision: Kelly Rohrbach defeats Adrianne Palicki via KO5!

AFTER:
What a combination of power, poise and a little sexiness thrown in: both girls putting up a commendable performance but it’s Kelly Rohrbach who’s emerged victorious, with an early victory to boot! The blonde is all smiles, barely breaking a sweat as she leans onto the top rope waving at the crowds, and of course ignoring the prone body of Adrianne Palicki still being checked on by local medical personnel.

Vixen not all that living up to her namesake, however, and after her celebration decided to approach Adrianne, intending to check on her status. The redhead’s at least now sitting up and conscious, getting her cheek and chin examined for cuts and bruises. Kelly offering a hand to help her up, to which she hesitates for a moment before accepting. The girls share a brief, token embrace in the ring, before promising that they’ll do this dance again sometime in the future.

For the sake of all their fans, we certainly hope they do!