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31 May 2018 Betty Gilpin vs Serinda Swan

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BEFORE:

"This is pretty exciting," says Betty with a smile. "I know Alison's been whispering in people's ears about me, and I appreciate it. I can't wait to make my FCBA debut, and I'm about to make it in style."

"No question she has physicals," says a hard-eyed Serinda. "But, nobody in this division has the physicals I do. No one."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Dare' by Stan Bush, and here comes the star of Netflix's 'GLOW', the lovely Betty Gilpin!"

McCarthy: "This is DISGRACEFUL! Here's a girl who only got an FCBA fight because her BUDDY Alison Brie works in Weirdo's front office. I DEMAND an INVESTIGATION! The FCBA Commission has to DO something about Weirdo and his dirty dealing!"

Cassie: "You know, you really shouldn't talk about your BOSS that way..."

McCarthy: "HE. IS. NOT. MY. BOSS!"

Tess: "Let's see if we can walk this cat back. Wiz owns Sceej Boxing. You WORK for Sceej Boxing. Now, that make's Wiz..."

McCarthy: "NOT MY BOSS! He is NOT! He is NOT! He is NOT!"

O'Dell(sighing): "Half way through the card. I'm going to need that bottle ready in my hotel room. Gilpin into the ring and helped off with with robe. She's wearing a lovely cerulean bikini..."

McCarthy: "Siri what now?"

Siri: "I'm sorry. I didn't understand that question."

McCarthy: "Not...SHUT UP, SIRI!"

Siri: "Shut up yourself you blonde bimbo!"

McCarthy: "YOU...I..."

Cassie: "Did you ever notice how often Mac leaves her phone unattended, BFF?"

Tess (laughing): "I've noticed."

McCarthy: "YOU LITTLE..."

O'Dell: "AAAAANNNNDDDDD, that's 'Foxey Lady' by Jimi Hendrix you hear hammering through the arena, and here comes 'The Hottest Player In The Game', Serinda Swan..."

Siri: "And, before you say it, bimbo, you are NOT hotter than Swan!"

McCarthy: "YOU...I will SMASH you with a HAMMER!"

Tess(laughing): "This is GREAT, BFF!"

Cassie: "Just a little side project I've been working on..."

O'Dell: "Work on a drone that will deliver liquor to this table. Swan into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that red number we've seen before and the crowd is showing plenty of appreciation. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess favors Serinda. Mac?"

McCarthy: "Typical Dancing Hooker opponent. NO FCBA wins. Swan."

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "Four straight unanimous panels. We're going for the record. And, Gilpin's going to work stepping to Serinda Swan. Brunette wants to work at gunnery range, and we're going to have a battle for terms early. Brunette's got plenty of length and she likes to extend on those punches..."

Cassie: "But, from the video we've seen on Gilpin, she's sturdy and she can hit. Not surprised she wants to bang."

O'Dell: "Blonde doing a good job slipping past Serinda's defenses, getting inside, forcing some slugging. Swan giving as good as she gets on those terms, even if they aren't the ones she prefers. Ladies tying up. Swan shoving off, working a little body, giving some ground, looking to create space..."

McCarthy: "Gilpin needs to stay on her. Throw hard leather. Maybe we'll see TWO Dancing Hookers go down in a ROW."

O'Dell: "That's certainly Betty's plan. Blonde stepping to again, banging body, tying up in there, just getting as physical as possible. Swan has no problem with that, as she's got the power to thump with anybody in this division. Ten seconds to go in the round. One last big exchange, and there's the bell. Close. Gilpin."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second begins the same way the first did, with Swan wanting space and Betty not giving her any. Gilpin showing excellent feet and good hands as she works her way past Swan's jab to get into the brunette's grill and start some more exchanges of heavy leather. And there's a whole lot of thumpin' goin' on..."

McCarthy: "I used to LOVE fights like these. I ALWAYS came out on top if a girl wanted to slug with me..."

Tess: "Two words. 'Neve. Campbell.'"

McCarthy: "Three words. 'I. Was. ROBBED!'"

O'Dell (sighing): "Two more fights after this one. Half the second in the books, and there's not much in it. Ladies not quite in the phone booth, but they're in close banging away to both head and body. GOOD right hook by Gilpin and SWAN BACKS HER UP WITH A COMBINATION!"

Cassie: "Best punches of the fight so far in that exchange."

O'Dell: "No doubt about it. Coming down the stretch and the ladies upping tempo, really getting some heavy leather on target now. Fifteen seconds to go. HARD right from Betty and SERINDA A BIG LEFT HOOK that backed Gilpin up again at the bell! What a round. Close. Serinda."

McCarthy: "And, we're even at 19."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Ladies right back at it in the third. Swan no longer wants distance. Instead, she's going to fight on Betty's terms and they are trading some BOMBS in there right now. GOOD right by Gilpin that backed Swan up a step. Serinda steps back to, works some body, backs up Betty with a right hook..."

Tess: "Something's going to have to give if they keep going at it like this."

O'Dell: "You'd think so, because that is some SERIOUS leather that's getting home right now and both fighters are taking plenty of it. SOLID combination from Betty that forces Serinda to cover up. Serinda, though, fires right back, landing a good left hook and DROPPING BETTY WITH A BLISTERING RIGHT HAND!"

Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiggghhhhttttsss. The party's ohhhhverrrrrr..."

O'Dell: "Serinda to a neutral corner. Betty down on her back in the Maltese cross position. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. No movement at all from Gilpin, who has her eyes tightly closed. Six. Seven. Eight. Referee can count all night. Nine. TEN! And it's OVER! And your winner by KO3 is 'The Hottest Player In The Game', Serinda Swan!"

McCarthy: "And, she's STILL not as hot as ME."

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Serinda Swan, and, Swanny, it got very physical in there very quickly."

Serinda (nodding): "Yeah, and she can play that game. She hits like a truck and she can take a punch, too. There are a lot of girls in this division, Yustman types, that she could give real problems with that kind of power. But, you aren't going to trade with Serinda Swan and get away with it."

Tess: "What's next for you?"

Serinda: "Not sure what management has planned, but the goal is still the same, you know? The lightweight belts."