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31 May 2018 "Netflix at the Asylum PPV" Post-Event Press Conference

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The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Hunter King, Kat Dennings, Chloe Bennet, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Gemma Arterton, Charlotte McKinney, Serinda Swan, Jewel, Mariska Hargitay, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Kat Graham.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start, as usual, with Bazz. What a fight that was between Chloe and The Wilde Girl. And, that's no surprise. The Bazz stable is full of great fighters like Olivia Wilde, and, when you get in against a Bazz girl, you're going to GET a fight. Also want to thank our indy fighters, who are the backbone. And, last but certainly not least, the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "As it was pointed out, it's been a while since you lost a fight here, but that streak ended tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "I say this all the time. This is the FCBA. You can ALWAYS lose a fight. ALWAYS. So, you get on a little winning streak and that's great, but, eventually the vig's gonna get you. And, it got us tonight. But, while Ritter winnin' is a surprise, it's ONLY a surprise because of how good Gems is. Ritter can FIGHT. She's shown that before and she PROVED it tonight. If she keeps getting fights, she's gonna win more of 'em. Count on it. Cable Boy II. Go!

Showtime Reporter: "Sticking with the lightweights for a moment, Serinda looked very good tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "Well. Swanny's a championship-level fighter. She looks good a LOT. That was a physical, hard-hitting girl she was in with tonight. But, Serinda's about as physical as it gets at lightweight, as you saw. She's a girl we think is eventually going to wear the lineal belts. And, we're going to keep pushing her at 'em. Tess, dear. Go ahead..."

Tess: "Now that you're back in the mix at welter, Charlotte's definitely a girl who's been talked about as having championship potential. She didn't do anything to quiet that talk tonight ..."

Man In The Hat: "No, she did not. Charlotte is a top-level welterweight. All she needs is work. And, we're going to give it to her. Again, I don't expect us to be makin' any pushes at the welter title in 2018. We're gonna take this slowly. But, yes, we definitely see a future where Ms. McKinney wears gold. Smackeroo. Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "We hadn't seen any bantams on the card here in a minute, but, we saw three-quarters of your division tonight, and, added to the pay-per-view, all four girls won and looked good doing it."

Look, what we got here at bantamweight are four aces. "Diamond' Lili Reinhart, the Ace of Diamonds, you saw on pay-per-view. And, tonight, you got a chance to see The Ace of Hearts, Hunter King, who continues to impress, The Ace of Clubs, Kat Dennings, who is right in the title picture, and the Ace of Spades, Chloe Bennet, who beat one of the best bantams on the planet. Four Aces. That's what we've got. And, we couldn't be happier. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"