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30 June 2018 "Superheroines at the Asylum" PPV Post-Event Press Conference

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Posted by Wiz on Jul 1, 2018 at 11:01am

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Hunter King, Kat Dennings, Chloe Bennet, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Anna Torv, Kristen Stewart, Jane Levy, Jewel, Mariska Hargitay, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Kat Graham.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start, as usual, with Bazz. Dennings/Spiridakos II was one heck of a fight and it makes you wanna see Dennings/Spiridakos III. And, before you ask, YES, I AM gonna make you WAIT to see that..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Also want to thank our indy fighters, especially ScarJo, who was fantastic tonight. And, last but certainly not least, the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "Let's start with ScarJo. When is she joining Front Street?"

Chloe: "You could give me a chance to make my SALES PITCH first!"

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Look, there's no question that Scarlett Johansson is one of the best indie fighters in the world. And, there's no question she still has championships in her. We have a full roster right now, though, and I don't expect that to change any time soon. Cable Boy II. Go!

Showtime Reporter: "Scarlett can fight at flyweight, and that's a weight where you haven't had a ton of success...

Man In The Hat: "Well, I think we had some success there tonight. I think Jane, who's 19-1 in her FCBA career, has had some success. I think Kristen, who's 38-6 in her FCBA career, has had some success. I think Ariel, who just won on the pay-per-view, has had some success. I think Jennette, who's been a champion in the FCBA, has had some success. Now, have we has as MUCH success as we'd like? No. But, I think we have girls here who can win fights at the highest level, and that's what you want to have. Tess, dear. Go ahead..."

Tess: "Let's talk about Anna Torv. She stepped up to welter tonight and beat Romijn. Are we going to see more of Anna above 130?"

Man In The Hat: "That's gonna depend. Anna can fight up there. She can fight at light. We'll see what opportunities develop. We want to give 'The Aussie Enforcer' another shot at a title. So. Whatever gets us there. Smackeroo. Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "We got to see three of your 'Four Aces' at bantam tonight, and all of them looked good..."

Man In The Hat: "Well, they certainly did. With Lili comin' on the scene the way she has, Kat in the top ten, and Chloe havin' a run with the belts, it's easy to overlook Hunter. But. She showed tonight how big of a mistake that is. She's got championship talent. Chloe had a very tough draw tonight, but, she's had a lot of those, and she keeps showing that she can handle them. And, for Kat, tonight was about exorcising some demons, maybe the last of the demons. Consider them gone and consider her a top contender for the bantam gold. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"