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6 July 2018 Emma Roberts vs Jennette McCurdy

Page history last edited by caspian2 4 years, 1 month ago

Posted by The Dollhouse on Jul 8, 2018 at 1:34am

Emma Roberts
(27, 5’2, 98 lbs, 8:5 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
Vs.
Jennette McCurdy
(26, 5'3, 108 lbs, 12:10 FCBA, Front Street)

Results: Lookout!; Story: Caspian & The Dollhouse

BEFORE:
Sparks fly tonight as Emma Roberts looks to continue her path of destruction up next. Earlier tonight at the press conference, Roberts had plenty to say as expected:

“Look, I have a lot of respect for Front Street. It’s a great place with a great management and reputation and I KNOW they know what they’re doing, which is why I find them signing McCurdy so confusing. Is it a charity thing? They can do A LOT better than signing a Z-list, huge-faced bimbo who doesn’t even look good. No wonder she can’t get any roles. When I told people I’m fighting Jennette McCurdy, all I got were confused looks and “Who?” responses,” Emma not wasting time with the fireworks, before chucking to herself and continuing.

“But SOMEHOW, this nobody is ranked higher than me?? I guess being a Front Street fighter comes with a few perks. Well, that absurdity ends tonight,” Emma growls. “I keep hearing about how she’s on a roll since joining Front Street… THREE wins. What a joke. I’ve won my last SIX! what makes *anyone* think this hideous sl*t can stop me? Over my f*cking dead body!” Emma finishing her little tirade with a snort and glare at McCurdy at the other end of the room, visibly affected by her own tirade.

By contrast, McCurdy herself couldn't be more composed: perhaps part of the strategy here is to simply let Roberts talk herself to death or lose her cool and make a mistake later on. By the time McCurdy opens her mouth, Roberts already left panting hard and red-faced:

“Emma, be a dear and shut up for a moment, will ya? Whatever you just said about me, I’m NOT taking it personally, because they’re all just big, fat lies, and it simply proves that you don’t know me, my stable, or what I’m capable of doing to you tonight. Front Street wants me because I’m quality goods. Old Wiz saw it, my past three opponents *definitely* felt it, and I’m gonna make that big mouth of yours feel it tonight as well.”

Officials hesitating before letting these two get near each other at the stare-down, especially after those heated words.

Its fight time and the girls make their way to the ring with Emma being introduced first, she enters the arena looking fresh off her SHAPE magazine spread, looking equally toned and fresh, and now ready to rumble with might be her toughest opponent to date as she makes her way to the ring barely cracking a smile despite huge cheers from the capacity crowd. Emma is wearing her familiar ring attire – a pink sports bra and white tight leggings with ROBERTS etched on her thigh in pink, pink\white gloves, hair in a tight ponytail.

Jennette is out next and the crowd remains apathetic towards the lesser known actress, who seems to enjoy her villain role tonight, looking determined to prove to the fans they are rooting for the wrong fighter tonight. Jennete is clad in a black satin robe, white boxing gloves, hair in a bun. The robe is discarded once the blonde reaches the center of the ring, revealing a black and white striped bikini and a fit, slim body to go along.

Both blondes now making final preparations in corners. They’re still scowling at each other as the referee asks them if they’re ready for this. The fans certainly are, so here we go with ten rounds of Flyweight action!

ROUND 1:
Good lord do the face punches start flying almost immediately - guess Emma Roberts *really* doesn’t like her face and wasn’t just trying to make a statement about it. Roberts comes out swinging hard, mixing up her offense with combination of hooks and jabs, hoping to dominate McCurdy from the very start. Jennette trying to keep up the pace, obviously not having the same level of experience in the ring as Roberts, who’s been getting a TON of more work by comparison. Still, that doesn’t make McCurdy a lame duck - she’s doing her best to fend off Emma’s quantity of punches, but doesn’t succeed on every occasion though, with Roberts landing punches from afar on her face and even the body. McCurdy however firing back late in the round, giving Roberts a good scare when she narrowly dodges out of the way of an incoming big hook from the big blonde. Roberts yelling to noone in particular when the bell rings, knowing she dominated this opening round, and as far as she’s concerned, assumes she’s already won this match for herself. Blonde though having other ideas, massaging her face with a glove before seething hatred back to corner.

ROUND 2:
“How’s that face of yours, Jen? I dare say you’re looking slightly better!” Roberts being a b*tch, but a funny b*tch at that, making Jennette’s pinked face turn an even brighter shade.
Emma’s smirk however getting wiped clean when she rushes in too close wanting to punish, but instead giving Jennette the opportunity to let fly a right hook clean into her face! Roberts letting out a low-level yelp and grunt, that punch really rocking her sideways. Perhaps she could learn a thing or two about how her opponent fights, with McCurdy staying silent thus far and just letting her fists do the talking. Steady hands from the Front Street member as she advances every few steps, pounds on Roberts’ guard, rinse and repeat. Emma having to remind herself that she’s the one doing the facial rearrangement here, roars back in the second half, and the girls end up trading blows to the head until the very end of the round. Still, McCurdy now the one with her fist raised high and a smile curling the corners of her lips, proving that Emma Roberts perhaps not entirely invincible...

ROUND 3:
Girls turning serious at the same time now, with even Roberts hiding her shocked face behind those forearms, coming forward slow and cautious. Jennette knows she has the power and strength to dictate terms here, and that’s exactly what she does. Blonde is herding her opponent with lunging hooks aimed high, keeping Emma back and on her own toes. Roberts however is perfectly okay with not getting herself in too close, knows exactly what might happen if Jennette manages to land one of those punches on her flanks. Instead, Roberts fighting smarter, jabbing from afar at the body, then going back again to her favourite target: Jennette’s face. Just proves that Roberts is a world-class fighter in the ring when she’s not horsing around and making fun of her opponent. Advantage swings back to her favour, as expected, with Jennette having plenty of trouble just trying to keep up this round, let alone fend off the relentless attacks to her face.

ROUND 4:
Same scene, from same dance partners in the fourth, with both women looking to score big but one girl not willing to go the extra mile to change things up too much. Roberts staying away like last time, shooting the jab inwards, but McCurdy has had some advice from her own corner, also choosing to hang back and pick her shots a little more carefully, only firing away at Roberts when she’s certain (or close to certain) that she can land something significant. As a result, Roberts buffeted about on multiple occasions when a McCurdy hook lands lucky on her forearms or crashes into the side of her tummy, drawing aching grunts from her lips. Emma backpedaling like the wind but adapting quickly, staying EVEN further out of range by the last minute. All that results in, however, is even less action from either girl, with Roberts at least scoring a final flurry of jabs into McCurdy’s lips in the final seconds, saving her from this being a completely one-sided affair.

ROUND 5:
Fifth round and here we go, both girls eager to push ahead with an advantage over the other. Emma venturing a little more risk here, bouncing on her feet from side to side as she tries her hand at more power behind her shots, thinking that McCurdy MUST be more tired out by this point. Well, she’s wrong. Jennette’s guard absorbing the punches easily, before she surprises the Dollhouse starlet with hooks that SWISH at her face at high speeds and quick succession. Emma managing to dodge one, block another, but the third hook CRASHES into her cheek and ROTATES her on the spot! OUCH… Crowds giving forth a roar on Jennette’s behalf as she chases after the stumbling Roberts... Emma starry-eyed and now in full-on retreat, if you want to call being blown backwards into the ropes just that. McCurdy swinging those elbows in and out, doing some major damage, leaving Roberts hanging and trapped with her back to the ropes. Emma in trouble, covering up her face but her body getting pounded on relentlessly. Bell rings and it’s McCurdy with a smirk and taunt of her own, bellowing, “Next round and you’re going down, Roberts!” Emma can barely reply, bent over and panting hard on the ropes.

ROUND 6:
Good gosh - what has Old Wiz been feeding his fighters? McCurdy like a ball of fire as she starts the sixth round like she did the very first, barreling forward with nary a pause in her step. Roberts on the other hand running out of energy quickly from all that actual running, first minute is a surprise for her at trying to keep the blonde off her back. Jennette of course looking for that potential knockdown, especially after her dominant last round, but her punches just not landing with the same frequency, with Roberts not someone who makes the same mistake twice in a row. Jabs being flung at the head and body from both sides of the equation, with Emma again exclusively targeting the face, making Jennette slightly dazed in the final few moments of the round. But Roberts unable to capitalise on her quick flurry when the bell rings prematurely on her. McCurdy signaling that she’s okay though, however only able to stand with the help of the ropes for support. Close round goes back to Roberts here, but not by much.

ROUND 7:
Looks like this fight is going the distance… we enter the seventh and FINALLY Jennette seems to be slowing down, all that swinging surely having done some damage. Of course, Roberts would like to think that she’s played some part in the unraveling of the blonde, though we question how effective her punches have been really, besides just pissing her off some more. Emma back to the needless taunting here, finding a surprising reservoir of energy reserves for the sole purpose of running her mouth off at McCurdy’s out-of-shapeness and general facial ugilness. The blonde however not about to be thrown off her guard twice, steady chugging forward and wasting no time: another left-right combo slamming hard into Roberts forearms and pushing her backwards. McCurdy coming onto her more slowly, yes, but equally as hard-hitting, and Roberts seems to be running out of options at what exactly she needs to do in order to put this beast down for good. She stays out of her way for a good two minutes, before managing to land a couple of straight hands into McCurdy’s chest and tummy, making her grunt and drive the wind from her lungs. That seems to have done some magic, at least. With Emma’s exclusive targeting of her head, perhaps Jennette’s body is her Achille’s Heel instead. However, bell rings and prevents another knockdown. So far, either girl having the wits to avoid going down, though we wonder how long this can last.

ROUND 8:
Round 8 and girls are pushing themselves past their limits. Slow start this time, as can be expected, even Roberts hanging back and barely throwing punches in the first thirty seconds. Jennette suddenly lunging forward with a double-hook hard and fast, but Roberts weaving back on instinct, and the second blow glances off her side, cratering her body and stunning her to the spot for a few seconds. That’s all the help McCurdy needs - she’s swinging more hooks at her, and harder, going into overdrive as if this might be her one and only shot… Roberts bent over, arms and elbows tucked in and taking the damage to her body. Dull grunts from her lips but she doesn’t look hurt too badly, judging from that slick uppercut she sends UPWARDS into Jennette’s chin just moments later, using the blonde’s proximity to her own advantage! McCurdy’s head snapped backwards with an UHGGHH as spittle sprays into the air. McCurdy NOT prepared for that counter-shot, the big girl stumbling backwards all of a sudden and finding herself the one in trouble. Roberts LUNGING forward making her own move, another one-two-three punches landing hard to the face, before ANOTHER shot up into her jawline simply CRUMPLES her down to the canvas!! This fight is over, ladies and gents, with the referee taking one look at the busty blonde lying on her side, declares her unfit to fight!

Official Decision: Emma Roberts defeats Jennette Mccurdy via KO8!

AFTER:
Emma too tired to be entirely happy about the outcome, even in her victory. Perhaps she wasn’t expecting such a grueling battle, or perhaps she just wanted to put McCurdy away much earlier. A cold, killer look on the Doll’s face as she raises both arms to acknowledge her fans in the audience.

McCurdy still lying on her side, breathing heavily, one arm draped across her face as she shields her eyes from both the bright lights and humiliation.

It doesn’t seem to be over, however, with Emma Roberts having sinister thoughts on her face, as she nefariously approaches the blonde, perhaps intending for some post-fight shenanigans However, her plans are immediately foiled when Front Street personnel make ready to rush the ring, intending to disrupt.

All Roberts manages to do is pull the groaning McCurdy up by her messed-up hair and sneer at her one last time:

“Thank your lucky stars you’re part of Front Street for now… Otherwise this would have ended WAY worse for you, sl*t.”

“She’s all yours, if you even want her!” Roberts concludes by shoving Jennette away roughly, sending her sprawling into the incoming FS crew. The defeated McCurdy collapses into their arms and falls back down onto her back, after which they quickly form a phalanx around her, giving Roberts an equally cold and hard glare.

But Roberts doesn’t have to do much more - her statement been made for now as the Dollhouse’s Ice Queen walks away with another victory tonight!