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27 July 2018 Miley Cyrus vs Lily Collins

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on Jul 28, 2018 at 11:01am

Miley Cyrus (Chimera) vs Lily Collins (VIXENs)Result: Lookout/Fight: Ginny
Miley (25yo, 5'5", 106#, 28-19-0 BBU+FCBA) vs Lily (29yo, 5'5", 112#, 18-8-0 BBU+FCBA)

Before: Flyweight Miley stepping up in class for this fight to face bantam Lily. Cyrus has more fights and (arguably) tougher competition but Collins an edge in weight and, most important, she booked a KO6 win over Miley in their only meeting (Sept. 17, 2017).

Cyrus held the Unified Flyweight title in 2014, winning it from Hayden Panettiere and defending it twice before losing it by UD to Vanessa Hudgens in December of that year. Collins only title fight was for the AMD title, one time, losing a KO7 to Vanessa Hudgens in March 2018.

Both women are top ten ranked at flyweight, Collins #5 and Cyrus #9 while Collins unranked as a Bantam. Cyrus is #36. Both women on something of a hot streak lately with Cyrus coming into the ring on a 6-1 winning streak since her loss to Collins last year (her only loss being to Demi Lovato). Over the same time, Collins is 5-1 with her only loss that AMD title tilt with Hudgens.

Miley comes out first with her Chimera trainer Paula Abdul, the youngster in a white bikini, white gloves and bare feet. Cyrus flaunting a tight, taut body as she does some shadow boxing around the ring while the crowd eats it up! Miley pauses in front of the network PPV broadcast table, leans out between the ropes, sticks her face in front of the camera, then holds her hand up in front of her face, spreads her first two fingers and waggles her tongue between them. Miley eating up the crowds' reaction as she heads back to her corner where Paula gives her a hi-five.

Lily strutting down to the ring with Corey Saucier in an all-black bikini outfit, gloves and shoes. Collins taking a pass on ribald prefight showing off, heading to her corner where she does only a few brief limbering up exercises before the referee calls them together at center ring. The referee tonight is two time former flyweight champion, Salma Hayek who gets a huge pop from the crowd when she's introduced in a snug referee's uniform that shows her magnificent buxom physique in its all-natural glory.
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During Rd 1: Cyrus, usually a fast starter, taking her time with the dangerous Collins. Lily likewise cautious during what amounts to an early "feeling out" process by both women. Second minute Miley lands a harmless looking left hook that hurts Collins and Miley quick to take advantage and pile on. Lily rocked again by a right late and is hanging on at the bell as Miley takes the points (wide).

Rd 2: Collins recovering between rounds, showing no aftereffects of Miley's early muscle; working behind the jab, using it to steer Miley around the ring as Cyrus loading up and firing wild right hands that usually either come up inches short of Lily's face, or sail harmlessly over her head as she ducks. Midway, Cyrus getting her emotions under control and when she starts connecting with combinations her evening improves. Both trading at long range with neither able to hold any advantage for long before her rival takes it back and the judges give Lily the round on points (close).

Rd 3: More of the same; Collins measuring Miley with the left, her right loaded and ready to fire, but she's unable to pull the trigger when Cyrus continues to use her quick hands to short circuit Lily's offensive pretensions. Lily having some good moments with her left hook finding its way to Miley's right side ribs but Cyrus taking the blows and responding with hooks of her own. Girls stake out a small square mid-ring and trade body shots for much of the round as Miley wins the points (close).

Rd 4: Even trades continue into the fourth round. Collins left hook her best weapon so far, while her right has been kept mostly under wraps both by Lily's choice, and partly because Miley's anticipating it and beating Collins to the punch, stuffing her own left hook to the body under Lily's right. Late in the round, Cyrus with a left hook-right cross combination again hurts Lily and Miley jumps in with a second right that drops COLLINS ON HER ASS! Lily swept off her feet by the right hand, sits down hard on her butt; her head snapping as her body bounces six inches off the canvas. Collins up quickly, but she's buzzed and has to turtle the rest of the round while Cyrus hammers away with both fists, but she's unable to find the off switch. Bell: Miley's knockdown enough to win the round (wide).

Rd 5: Cyrus going more uptempo now that her inner beast has been awakened. She's targeting Collin's slender, slight, body with left hooks and rights down below Lily's belly button. Collins getting battered backward around the ring as Miley unleashes hell with both fists. Collins forced to clinch early, but late in the round, Cyrus starts to wear down and Lily's able to pick up some of the slack, drilling Miley with combinations of her own. Two wiry battling babes digging deep as they trade punches in flurries for the final thirty seconds earning them a standing "O" from the fans at the bell. Miley wins the points, but again the margin is (close).

Rd 6: Even fight continues apace with each woman missing some opportunities, but neither misses them that often and each is rocked by right hands and left hooks on occasion often enough for them to remain wary of leaving any opening for the other to exploit. Lily wins round on points (close), she's landing her right more often than Miley.

Rd 7: Collins bringing her right hand into use more often this round and she's finally starting to reach Miley with it and she's not going to stop until Miley makes her! Collins punishing Cyrus to the body with the hook and her right. Cyrus head-hunting but Collins a slippery little minx and she makes Miley look awkward at times. Miley hurts Lily with a right late, but Collins comes right back at her, drilling Miley between the eyes with a straight right of her own! Lily finishes up, torching Cyrus' body along the ropes at the bell. Lily wins the seventh on points (wide) with her right hand doing most of the damage.

Rd 8: Out of the break, Collins quick on the attack, her right hands hurting Miley time and again in the early minute of the round and Cyrus seems unable to find the antidote! Collins with a left hook hurts Miley, but then she ROCKS CYRUS with an uppercut. Miley leaking blood from the mouth as she reels back in disarray with Lily Collins in pursuit. Cyrus' back hits the ropes and Lily bores in behind the left, and DOWN GOES MILEY! Cyrus head snapped up and back by an uppercut and she drops like a puppet with the strings cut! Miley Cyrus rolling around struggling to get up but she can't get it together and referee Salma Hayek's count passes her by with Miley still slipping and sliding around on all fours as Lily Collins' uppercuts in minute three left Miley unable to beat the count. Lily Collins wins a KO8!
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After: Cyrus' trainer Paula Abdul and Head Trainer Jeri Ryan into the ring to collect their charge. Miley unable to stand without their assistance. Supporting her on either side, they walk/drag Miley back to the Chimera corner and sit her on her stool where Nurse Sunny McKay climbs into the ring - giving the fans in the front row a quick peek at her heart-shaped behind in the process - to check her out.

Lily Collins comes swaggering over looking to make some kind of statement with a dominance display, perhaps stretching Miley out and giving her a "tummy facial" or even something more graphic. But when she arrives in the Chimera corner, Abdul and Nurse McKay intercept her and refuse to allow her to get close to Cyrus. Abdul argues that her fighter is too injured to know what's going on and may have a concussion.

Collins challenges "the bimbo nurse" to "say that to my face" - so Sunny does. She pulls herself up to her full 5'6" (or so) height, throws out her (modest) bosom, puts her hands on her (slim) hips and with a toss of her golden blond hair, Sunny McKay says, "In my expert medical opinion, this young woman," she points to Miley who is slumped on her stool, her chin on her chest, "has suffered a grade two concussion and can not be allowed to participate in any way in the postfight." She punctuates her announcement by jabbing Lily in the chest as she said "concussion" as added gravitas to her diagnosis.

Lily couldn't think of anything to say to that, and had no experience with concussions. With nothing to do, she finally just shrugged, turned around and went back to her corner.

As Lily was climbing out of the ring with her trainer and several members of her stable, Miley suddenly sat up, held her hand up to her mouth and wagged her tongue between her first two fingers, then used her middle finger to (literally) flipped Collins backside the "bird" as she walked up the ramp. Then Miley and Sunny stood up and exchanged a high-five in the ring while Abdul chuckled and shook her head in dismay.
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