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3 August 2018 Emma Roberts vs Lacey Chabert

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Posted by The Dollhouse on Aug 6, 2018 at 2:17am

Emma Roberts
(27, 5’2, 98 lbs, 9:5 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
Vs.
Lacey Chabert
(35, 5’2, 110 lbs, 42:33 FCBA, Free Agent)

Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago, Caspian & The Dollhouse

BEFORE:
Confidence is everything and Emma Roberts is full of it which makes her a natural betting favorite against long-time fan favorite Lacey Chabert. But then again it's BLONDE! Magazine which leads the prediction fanbse and they're not exactly unbiased when it comes to blonde (albeit bleached) vs brunette rivalry. Menahwile it's become something of an old tune when you listen to either Emma or stablemate Avril Lavigne's pre-fight trash talk and Lacey's the one who orders the New Yorker to zip it which leads into microphone dart-throwing during the press-conference.

“Lacey’s another one of those has-beens who’s trying to stage a comeback. She doesn’t know when to quit and let us young gals in our prime take the stage. Well...” Roberts saying with a hand on her hip. “...I’m about to send her into forced-retirement tonight.”

Lacey Chabert with a frown on her face at the blonde’s comments, folding her arms across her chest and looking primed to fire back from across the table.

“Emma’s younger, sure. But that also makes her a little brat who thinks she deserves everything in this world should be handed to her on a silver platter. Honey, I’ve been doing this much longer than you have. I’ve won the Flyweight title twice and the JMD title THREE f*cking times, while you’re only just beginning to banter words with Nessa? PUH-lease. Someone needs to shut your huge mouth, and I’ll be glad to be the one providing this service to the rest of the FCBA.”

Staples Center might have established itself as The Doll Ball home court but Roberts remains an East Coast girl and isn't winning the crowd support by default both in and out of the ring which leads Chabert to claim she's gonna upset the odds against the "bleched tramp".

Emma Roberts wears a pink crop top, white knee-high yoga shorts with the name 'Roberts' written on the side and pink & white gloves. Dyed blonde shoulder-lenght hair straight, tucked behind the ears. Lacey Chabert wears a navy blue sports bra, black hotpants and matching black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
So much pre-fight talk from Emma but it's Lacey who makes the early move and blasts through the New Yorker's guard to establish quick control. Emma hasn't been bullied around much since joining The Dollhouse but Lacey's a proven veteran who wants to still go some and she rattles the blonde with steady jabbing assault that quickly turns into a proper rapid fire. One shouldn't expect the older girl to rely on her physical shape and outlast Roberts but the high-tempo drill leaves several fans stunned indeed. Dollhouse coach Kristanna Loken suffers from the shock factor as well and doesn't even blink when her protegee gets pummelled back to the ropes where she only clinches Chabert in a rather dismal survival effort. Huh! Talk about a bad opening here for the hosts!

Round 2:
More of the same in the second as Lacey beats Emma for pace and controls the high-tempo assault. The Dollhouse girl refuses to back off though and responds in a slugging fashion but she simply fails to throw the brunette off her stance and gets picked off to the point she develops a visible swelling under the left eye. Ugh! Lacey barks in her efforts to dismantle the bleached blonde but Emma's arrogant attitude prevents her from yielding real estate and she gets banged up during a feisty exchange in the middle of the ring. Both girls apply the head-hunting pressure but Lacey finally switches her targets and finds the exposed breadbasket to reel Roberts onto the ropes where she drills the midsection until the bell eventually halts her charge.

Round 3:
Lacey thrives on another head-hunting display early in the third but Emma is up for the slugging challenge even though it seems a little bold at this stage. Another cruel hooks further exposes the swelling under the left eye before the blonde's response finally begins to rattle Chabert. The New Yorker clips the brunette's chin a couple of times and whacks her over the top to ring into her ear before a stuffing hook on the boobs makes the brunette moan. Roberts yells out in delight when she adds a hooking double on the temples and Lacey decides not to seek a quick respite. She earns immediate uppercut menace and wobbles into another brutal shot on the chin THAT DROPS HER ONTO HER KNEES!!! Uh-oh! Now that looked very easy from the hitherto outmatched Roberts! Lacey indicates she slipped here but is still given a full eight count as the ref ignores her pleas. However it's all Emma from here on as she leaps into a whirlwind assault to pummel the aching brunette back to the ropes where she gets shut down and just soaks up more abuse with coach Loken leading the support! Emma doesn't need this extra boost as she leaves the older actress gobsmacked in the corner outright!

Round 4:
Lacey wants to regain her dominant display from the opening couple of rounds but struggles to make her efforts count in another feisty mid-range dispute. Emma has kicked into a higher gear following that knockdown and picks off the fellow actress in more successful fashion while still focusing on the head-hunting approach. Lacey withstands the gruesome slugging but eventually has to back off and gets chased around by the visibly more agile fake blonde. Chabert almost trips down during her hectic retreat before restoring some late pride however it's Roberts who comes out on top when she clocks the older woman with a steady hooking drive on the lips that leaves them swollen come the bell. However coach Loken remains a little upset and wants to see Emma in full destruction mode next.

Round 5:
Emma seeks another whirlwind approach to neutralize the brunette but becomes too erratic and downright careless when she weaves around with her gloves dropped by her waist. Ugh! You might sell an extra ticket or two based on that attitude but Chabert is too dangerous not to take advantage and she spikes the blonde on the swollen eye again which kickstarts her challenge. She leaps forward and almost head-butts Roberts in the process but both women eventually duke it out in the center of ring lashing out from both flanks. It's a downright suicidal approach but coach Loken seems more than satisfied with it especially when Lacey eventually buckles under pressure and wobbles to the ropes late in the going. Emma is poised to smash her into another meeting with the canvas but she misses a classic put away pounce and gets clinched instead with clock running out and leaving The Dollhouse crew frustrated during the interval.

Round 6:
Lacey struggles to keep up with the high-tempo pace and Emma's superior physical shape allows her to rattle the otherwise impressive opponent with a swift attack on the boobs which is quickly followed by a nasty blast on both temples that drops the brunette's guard south. Ugh! Chabert got stuck on her heels and just failed to react to the uptempo approach but this is where her age has caught up with her and Emma pounces on the open space; she splits Lacey's earmuff cover and rocks her head back & forth to the point the older girl simply can't reply in equally feisty fashion and doesn't have the legs to escape to safety either. And Emma simply cranks it up! She slams another rally on the exposed ribcage before finding a one-two combo upstairs that tags Chabert on the chin AND DROPS HER ONTO HER KNEES AGAIN!! Ugh! This time Lacey slides onto all fours and looks downright spend following this high-octane battle. She makes a brave effort to rescue her pride but stays down on one knee when the count reaches ten and well, she just shakes her head when the fight is waved off! KO6 Emma Roberts!!!

Final Decision: Emma Roberts def. Lacey Chabert KO6.

AFTER:
“B*tch.” Emma mutters at the fallen Brunette before striking a pose, hands on hips, a satisfied smirk on her face. This was a close call for the New Yorker as she looked outclassed during the opening couple of rounds before turning the fight around since knocking Chabert down in the third.

One has to praise the aggressive display which has become The Dollhouse's calling card but even BLONDE! Magazine pictures Emma as a mere carbon copy of Avril Lavigne's leader of the pack attitude. This is a well known script when stablemates become their own worst enemy but Emma still thinks she should be granted a proper shot at the flyweight straps sooner than her Canadian friend.

She even ignores the banged up Chabert for a while to announce her championship ambitions: "Just exactly WHO wants to see these Hudgens and Lowndes bimbos each and every week out there? I'm the true ELITE prospect of this stable and I keep proving that time and time again! This is more than just a Dollhouse story to tell so they better offer me this big shot real soon or else I'm gonna come and get it myself!"