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31 August 2018 Sarah Rafferty vs Serinda Swan

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Posted by Wiz on Sep 1, 2018 at 12:54pm

BEFORE:

"Oh, I can just HEAR what McCarthy will say," says Sarah with a lovely smile. "'No FCBA wins! Well. I've only HAD one FCBA fight, and it was against the girl who just retired as champion. Well. Swan's not a champion. And, you'll see what a difference that makes."

"Well," says Serinda with a smile of her own, "I guess I'm not a LINEAL champion. But. Make no mistake. That won't stop me from whipping Sarah's a**."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'What's He Building In There?' by Tom Waits, and here comes redheaded beauty Sarah Rafferty!"

McCarthy: "And, that BIMBO is RIGHT, I AM going to say that she's a typical Dancing Hooker opponent with NO FCBA wins! And, what's worse is that Weirdo's WHOLE STABLE is now Dancing Hookers, since his one REAL fighter, Torv, has retired!"

O'Dell: "Sarah into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a red two piece..."

Cassie: "And, she's clearly in great shape for this one..."

Tess: "And, she's taking a shot across Swan's bow with that color..."

O'Dell: "And, that's 'Foxey Lady' by Jimi Hendrix you hear pounding through the arena, and here comes 'The Hottest Player In The Game', Serinda Swan!"

McCarthy: "I may have to SUE if she keeps calling herself that! I'm EXPONENTIALLY hotter than she is!"

O'Dell: "Serinda climbs into the ring to be helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. And, as Tess points out, Serinda's partial to a red bikini, and she's wearing it now...and the crowd definitely appreciates what it's seeing..."

McCarthy: "Philly. LOW standards!"

O'Dell: "And, the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Serinda. Mac?"

McCarthy: "Again. NO FCBA wins. Swan!"

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "Unanimous for the second straight fight, and Rafferty immediately out to make those predictions look silly, as she's coming forward in a high guard, after Swan aggressively. Shouldn't be a surprise to Serinda, since this is exactly what we saw from the redhead when she fought Torv here back in 2015..."

Tess: "May not be a surprise, but it's effective. Rafferty's backing Swan up, and not just with the aggression. She's landing solid shot."

O'Dell: "Is, indeed. Showed she was sturdy and has power in the fight against Torv, and that's all still there. Serinda backing and covering, fighting back on the counter in spots, but it's Sarah who's calling the tune at the moment. GOOD right hand from Rafferty sends sweat flying early!"

Cassie: "Not only is this physical stuff apparently Sarah's style, it's not a bad fight plan. She's got nothing to lose here. Might as well go for it."

O'Dell: "And, that's exactly what the redhead is doing. Swan backed near the ropes, able to move laterally to stay off the cables. Serinda taking lots of accurate fire. She's been on the back foot the entire round, and Rafferty's going to keep her there. Ten seconds to go. One more flurry from the redhead and there's the bell. Rafferty. Wide."

McCarthy: "And, again, a tomato can with the early 10-9 lead."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Rafferty right back to work as we start the second, but Swan now holding canvas and firing right back and there are some absolute BOMBS being exchanged in there! Channeling the fourth round of our first fight, with neither fighter willing to give an inch and both determined to impose will with heavy leather..."

McCarthy: "And, what I said then goes DOUBLE right now, because these aren't flyweights. Lots more power involved now and something will give here sooner or later...and it's likely to be sooner."

O'Dell: "Nothing and nobody giving anything right now, though. Instead, they are standing toe to toe and going at it. Rafferty digging some body now and Swan responds in kind. GOOD right hand Sarah and a BETTER right hand from Serinda backed the redhead up a step. But, Rafferty stepping right back to..."

Tess: "Like Cassie said, give Sarah credit. Nothing to lose. Might as well go for it. And, she's going for it."

O'Dell: "Is, indeed. Final fifteen seconds of the second round. Not a lot in it at the moment. Another GOOD right from Sarah and Serinda answers with a BLISTERING right of her own! Rafferty takes the licking and comes back for more. BIG exchange at the bell. Close one this time to Swan."

Cassie: "And, we're even at 19."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Ladies right back at it to start the third. They've simply walked into the center of the ring and begun trading bombs, and, again, nobody willing to take a step back. And, as Mac stated last round, you've got to wonder how long this can last, because there's some seriously heavy leather being traded right now..."

Tess: "Heads being snapped back quite a bit, no question about that!"

O'Dell: "GOOD right hand from Rafferty and SWAN ROCKS HER WITH A RIGHT HAND! Serinda staggers Sarah with a BOOMING right that would have put about half the division on the canvas! Swan now going all in, looking to send the redhead to the canvas and THERE'S A RIGHT HOOK AND DOWN GOES SARAH!"

McCarthy: "Don't you even THINK about singing, Scabbo!"

O'Dell: "Serinda to a neutral corner. Rafferty down on her right side. Count at three. Four. Five. Sarah rolling to her belly. Six. Seven. Redhead pushes to her hands and knees. Eight. Nine. She's not going to beat it. TEN! And it's OVER. Sarah still on all fours as the count passes her by and your winner by KO3 is 'The Hottest Player In The Game', Serinda Swan!"

Cassie: "And, don't look now, but Swan might be right at the top of the Front Street lightweight division."

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I've got our winner, Serinda Swan, and, Swanny, not a lot of finesse in there tonight..."

Serinda (smiling): "Well, I'm a girl who likes to box. But. If you're going to stand there and slug with me, well. You ARE going to end up on the canvas."

Tess: "Cassie made the point on the broadcast that, with Anna retired, you might be at the top of the Front Street lightweight pecking order at the moment..."

Serinda: "I don't worry about that. I get into the ring and take care of business, then go back in the gym to train to do it again. The rest, I leave to management."