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12 September 2018 Jennifer Love Hewitt vs Kendra Wilkinson

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Posted by Vassago on Sep 13, 2018 at 5:05am

Jennifer Love Hewitt vs Kendra Wilkinson
(Chimera vs FCBA Independent)
(50-68-1, 36 KO vs 17-20-1, 15 KO)
JMD Value: 38D (Natural) vs 34E (Enhanced)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: "Let's make no mistake, I still enjoyed the Doll Ball experience even though Jessica Chastain proved to be... ahem.. tough!" a somewhat bruised Jennifer Love Hewitt shares her recent boxing memories with the Tigress Uppercut reporter ahead of the Queendom VII test versus JMD stalwart Kendra Wilkinson. "However this is the fight I'm gonna win! That was the plan from day one! Ginny and Chimera are the best when it comes to jug muggin' and let's get the facts straight, I invented the damn thing in first place! Kendra is.. well.. past her selling date! She tried to hook up with our gang but got punched by Lindsey Pelas on the parking lot and lost her ####. She's a loose cannon these days and I'm really gonna enjoy smothering her senseless tonight!" (laughs).

"Damn, Love sure talks a lot these days!", Kendra refuses to confirm the brunette's allegations about her failed attempt at joining Chimera in the past, "Thank God they resumed the Queendom stuff or else I'd be fighting these Dollhouse wimps just to pay my bills! Grr... But hey, she accepted Carmen Electra's check too so we're riding the same boat! (...) Why we never fought before? Hah! Because I was too frickin' busy pounding the crap out of Kim Kardashian, that's why! But I'm gonna scratch Love off my hit list tonight and boy, she had it coming for YEARS!!!"

Jennifer Love Hewitt wears a red basque top, black hotpants and red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. Kendra Wilkinson wears a light blue bikini set and black gloves. Long blonde hair pulled back in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
These vets waste no time whatsoever in delivering some proper jug muggin' punishment! Kendra reaches the end zone first and lifts Jennifer's boobs first but the brunette literally splatters her cleavage in response and makes the notorious playmate moan during the initial tangle. Kendra has seen it all but she gets stuffed onto her heels with Hewitt pounding away in fury like she send a clone for the recent Doll Ball event! That speedy approach dumps Wilkinson on the back foot and despite her best slugging efforts, she simply can't shake the Chimera cougar off! Jennifer begins to bark in her uppercut efforts down the stretch as she keeps lifting the blonde's boobs so that Kendra has to yield real estate. A couple of wild hooks slam into the brunette's face but she keeps driving with those pesky uppercuts to trap the younger woman on the ropes where a belting hook on the liver area spins Wilkinson into spasms: "Take that, bytch!", Hewitt yells out at her before piercing more tummy and leaving Kendra yelping in pain at the bell.

Round 2:
Kendra storms from her stool to make up for the lost opener and manages to beat the Waco native for the initial punch. Jennifer was ready to deliver another uppercut blast but gets caught out with a quick hook that bounces off the right cup and clips her on the jaw. Ugh! Kendra unloads a powerful right and lifts the other breast too which makes the actress squeal. Hewitt gets briefly glued to the spot and Wilkinson powers ahead with a tit-squeezing combo that rocks the brunette's cleavage. Jennifer's response from the back foot finds the blonde's guard and Kendra finds her range in a phone booth-like dispute; she barges the brunette onto her heels and thumps her with more uppercuts which Hewitt's unable to block. A quick hook on the liver area reels Jennifer onto the ropes where she soaks up more uppercut punishment. "How's it going, bytch?", Kendra volleys a verbal tease when she has the brunette moaning her heart out but this only fuels the ex-playmate's anger and she clobbers a hapless Hewitt from both flanks come the final seconds which triggers more loud cheers from the audience. Jennifer is clearly hurting at the bell and Kendra can't stop taunting her before she's finally wrestled back by the ref: "There you go, cow! You're so f##### done here!"

Round 3:
Jeri Ryan has arrived from backstage - no official word on the roughed up Lindsey Pelas yet - and orders immediate attack but Jennifer gives her that "I know, you silly!" look while Kendra browses the Montego Bay landscape and seems to be taking this result for granted already: :This is a Kardashian-like beatdown comin' up!" She jumps straight at the brunette and hoofs her mitts away to connect with that crowd-pleasing uppercut route but Hewitt wades right in and pierces her cleavage too; she hits it bullseye on the button and splatters the blonde's tits amid wild cheers from the audience. Both women lean into each other and bump heads but Jennifer recovers first and hauls in that jug-to-chin uppercut that drops Kendra's guard... she tries to push off from her heels but Love beats her for the punch and spills the right breast out of that blue bikini top!!! Uh-oh! Kendra goes partially topless here but she remains stuck on her heels and gets WHACKED on the lips as Jennifer goes high... "Oh, gawd!", Wilkinson's head snaps back and she loses her footing while the Texas native jumps in and CLOBBERS her rack to leave reddish marks on the exposed tit.. Kendra half-spins to the ropes with a whimper and the ref prefers to ride out the Hewitt wave... no easy outs for the topless playmate and her rack just gets SMOKED by the Chimera fury. Uh-oh!!! It's ever worse than that alleged parking lot dispute and Kendra bellows out onto the ropes with eyes closed while Hewitt shows her all the JMD love... She lands in more unanswered punches to the exposed breast and even a veteran like Kendra can't take it anymore... SHE SLIDES DOWN ONTO HER BACKSIDE and remains numb when the count passes her by!!! KO3 Jennifer Love Hewitt!!!

AFTER: That was downright ugly what happened in the third when Jennifer simply beat the stuffing out of the former playmate and Jeri Ryan joins Jennifer Love to drag the still mumbling blonde onto the center of the ring when she gets ritually stripped and spanked raw on that glorious bum. Ugh! "I borrowed this from Charlize's private collection!, Jeri waves a leather whip above her head before getting down to business on Kendra's backside rolling back some memories from the Body Saddle events. Alas this is not what the Chimera tag-team wants for Kendra to suffer... not all of it anyway.

Jennifer quickly turns the dazed blonde onto her back and digs her claws into those reddened tits: "I wonder if Kendra cuts down to strawweight when all that plastic gets removed from her?" (laughs). "F### you... F### you all!", the playmate still argues her case but Jeri pins her heel on her crotch and orders silence. Jennifer twerks some Texas booty and applies the reverse facesit first - looks like a blatant try at BMD - but then slides back and begins to choke the blonde with her own bikini top: "You look so pretty in red..."

Kendra's eyes begin to bawl out as she struggles for breath and scowls: "I give up!" just before Jennifer released the choke. Jeri likewise removes her foot from the blonde's crotch but there's only one thing left to perform...

"Lindsey is done? She ain't coming here?"

"Nope, that Brazilian c### banged her up good!"

"Oh well, I can do it on my own too!" (laughs) "Say goodnight, bytch!... Oh, wait, just WHO destroyed your jugs tonight?"

"F### off, cowgirl!!! Go back licking mud on your ranch... Argh...."

Kendra doesn't get to finish her response since she disappears underneath the brunette's rack and eventually stops kicking out while the Montego Bay audience maintains the "J-M-D!!!, J-M-D!!!, J-M-D!!!" chants long after she's stretched off the ring. Meanwhile Jeri and Jennifer pose for the cameras together as the Chimera presence on the Queendom VII returns split results. It appears the glass is half-full rather than half-empty for the JMD stalwarts!

Official result: Jennifer Love Hewitt def. Kendra Wilkinson KO3.