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22 September 2018 Hannah Ferguson vs Brooklyn Decker

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Posted by caspian2 on Sep 22, 2018 at 9:49pm

5. Main Event: Hannah Ferguson vs Brooklyn Decker (Welterweight)

(Results: Lookout!, Story: Vassago)

(VIXENs vs Lioness Club of America)
(25-4, 24 KO vs 37-14, 26 KO)

BEFORE:
Several pundits claim the entire stable war served as a mere dress rehearsal before the Main Event where two Alpha Blondes put their elite skills on the line. Sorry Kate Upton, you're not invited for this one!

Hannah Ferguson has stopped Brooklyn Decker's jugs on the June PPV however due to a major difference in JMDD experience between the two this result shouldn't affect the betting odds going forward. BLONDE! Magazine still rates Decker's chances higher in standard rules combat and the Ohio stunner definitely recognizes her limitations: "Well, all those years at Front Street have put me back when it comes to jug muggin' but I'm right there with Kate and Hannah regardless! I just need to show it more often because Neve Campbell really pulled some strings so that Anna Torv got all the exposure! Enough with that! This is Brookie 2.0 and that blonde tramp is going down!"

Meanwhile the VIX entourage tries to keep it strictly business: "The pressure is all on Decker! I've whupped her once and I'm gonna do it again!", Hannah's beaming smile tells all you need to know about her mood, "Let's be serious, Kate, Tahnee and I have passed Brooklyn on the depth chart and she can't handle it, just like she couldn't handle ME pounding her jugs the other day. We're going standard rules tonight but if she expects me to spare her rack then she has no idea what she signed for! Can she really be THAT stupid?" (laughs).

Hannah Ferguson wears a red bikini set and white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. Brooklyn Decker wears a teal bikini set and black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division.

ROUND 1:
Hannah goes all RACK!!! She obviously wants to wreck all the well-laid plans LCA had in store and sure enough, Brooklyn gets caught out by some vicious north-south jug pounding! Oh, come on! Hannah lifts 'em up and Decker has to hassle her way out of there instead of dishing out similar punishment! Neve Campbell must be loving that but it's panic mode in Lioness Station as Hannah dominates the show to light up the Sacramento crowd! She has Decker dancing on her toes but still soaking abuse up the middle and the counter-punching response is literally dead-on-arrival. Ferguson traps her foe on the ropes after a streaking hussle and whacks her to the body to make the older blonde yelp in pain. A quick change of scenery allows her to pounce upstairs and she keeps Brookie wrapped in a desperate earmuff for remainder of the round.

ROUND 2:
Vixens on the prowl early but another jug busting attempt goes bust when Decker NAILS her fellow Alpha Blonde with a vicious left/right combo before blasting the JMDD champ across the boobs proper. Hectic phone booth exchange follows and Brookie gets a lucky break when she head-butts Hannah on the nose which wobbles the fan favorite onto her heels. She just misses the long jab in response and eats a wild overhand on the left brow ridge that stuns her on wobbly knees! Ugh! Decker has gained plenty of welter muscle since her Front Street days and she bullies the fellow model onto the ropes where she flicks more harpoons to the body to neutralize all the momentum Ferguson has build before. Loud jeers at the bell and the audience seems to be truly in Hannah's corner tonight, maybe the VIX fan club members got free admission tonight?

ROUND 3:
Hard pounding from the start and now it's all upstairs as Hannah drops the jug bombs only to find herself getting worked over around that brow ridge again. Brooklyn tries to take her head off and she finds enough success to rattle the JMDD champ around. Hannah gets beaten to the punch repeatedly which is a shock but then again, Brooks is no stranger to divisional silverware herself and she turns it up to tear a patch under Hannah's left eye before blasting her across the jugs. Ugh! Ferguson wobbles forward and eats a flush hook on the jaw before Decker turns it from the hip and drills her foe's solar plexus on the double... HANNAH CRASHES DOWN ON HER KNEES and my oh my, that series would have rocked a middleweight or two alright! Tess Valmore reminds everyone that that Brooklyn did enjoy extended sessions with Antje Utgaard back in Philly and she's got enough to drop Ferguson into trouble. Alas the VIX champ battles back from this setback and claims she's good to go at seven. That was fast but blonde pride is on the line here. Decker keeps her under pressure with more body shots but Hannah channels the defensive route instead of gung-ho payback; that plays to the Lioness advantage as they've all but destroyed the early VIX promise here in the Main Event.

ROUND 4:
Hannah hits the payback button early in the fourth and that was to be expected. No jug shots though and she tackles the midsection outright only to bump Decker off in a hectic close range scrap before a quick double finds the Ohio blonde's jaw and wobbles her onto her heels. Ferguson does have the supreme power according to most West Coast pundits and she wraps Decker in a head-hunting barrage that snaps the ponytail around but more importantly backs the erstwhile lightweight champion onto the ropes. Brooklyn missed her chance to slug herself into a dominant position and has to soak up midriff abuse instead as Hannah picks her off by numbers before settling downstairs and wrecking proper elite havoc Abs of Mass Destruction style! And Decker wilts under the pressure! She gets walloped deep into the ropes and almost falls between them as Hannah runs riot and belts the Ohio tummy into a mush come the final seconds. Can Decker hold on here? No, she CAN'T!!! Brookie TAKES A KNEE after Ferguson literally carved the VIX logo into her flesh.... Saved by the BELL!!! The count reached five and Brooks was still down there kneeling but maybe she was aware of the clock situation anyway? Hannah gives the ref that "R U kiddin' me?" look but coach Steve Boyd seems happy enough about it and so does the audience!

ROUND 5:
Hannah hits the front early and she simply will NOT let Brooklyn off the hook here! She heaves it upstairs to keep a little sluggish rival dancing on her toes but when she connects with a vicious double, Decker gets stuck in neutral and falls into another jug-busting rally instead! Hannah takes it to the house and backs overwhelmed Decker into the ropes where the Ohio native clinches her for respite. The crowd doesn't like it at all but Brookie is going through a rough patch at the moment indeed. Ferguson shakes her off and tries to bomb the blonde head off only to get tangled into a slugging war of attrition that the Front Street drop-out SURVIVES albeit not without a scratch! Ugh! Hannah bursts Brooklyn's lips into a bloody mess but unlike the body assault from the previous round, she can't find a repeat with her head shots which allows Decker to escape another knockdown cooler.

ROUND 6:
This is Ferguson's best stretch now and Decker has to rely on that lightweight mobility she once dazzled the Asylum Arena crowd. No such love for her antics on the West Coast and Hannah's almost too power-oriented to dominate the mid-distance slugging. She IS letting her off the hook, folks! The VIX prowl ends with another stalemate as Brooks goes all Mrs. Clinch and literally wrestles the fellow model into the ground! Cue in more jeers from the California audience and Hannah's lost her temper as well: "What the h### are you doing, bytch?" Brooklyn recovers some steam to engage in another mid-range brawl but it's like Ferguson has dropped off the boil following that hip toss delay. She's out of the red zone and the round concludes with both blondes hanging back to cool off for good. That's not what Hannah needs here but coach Boyd quickly reminds her she can't fight on Brooklyn's terms going forward.

ROUND 7:
Hannah resumes the aggressive approach and lands more crisp hooks on the lips which threaten to open the seeping wounds again but Brooklyn does well to protect her midsection and jugs and settles down in the close range dispute that originally gives the Texas blonde the edge but then she jars her hand with a miscued effort on the hip and eats a brutal uppercut on the jaw instead. Decker quickly pounces upstairs and rocks Hannah's head back while also clipping her mounds for a good measure. Hannah channels a brief escape route and when she tries to jump back into action, she WALKS into a massive heave from the right that opens that early wound under the eye. Ugh! And now we have more blood here! Hannah barks in her jabbing shots but gets picked off on the wounded area and loses the exchange while Decker BELTS her across the ribcage to wobble the VIX model onto the ropes. Ferguson fends off the late Decker push with a clinching galore on her own but she loses all the post-knockdown momentum and it's still anyone's for the taking according to BLONDE! Magazine in-fight report on social media!

ROUND 8:
No signs of fatigue yet but we're talking elite hellcats here and Hannah powers ahead with another head-hunting series before getting down to punish the Ohio tummy however she gets caught with a wild overhand and it opens that cut under the left eye again. That's just unfortunate for the Texas native but Decker goes all in there and overwhelms the fellow blonde with a head-hunting drive on her own to emerge on top of a close range slugging at the one minute mark. The swelling grows bigger with every second now and affects Hannah's execution but probably fuels Brooklyn's efforts even more. Hannah gets staggered onto her heels when her head snaps back and she wobbles into a clinch to briefly halt the fellow blonde's charge but Decker shakes her off and SLAMS a left hook on the nose that SINKS Ferguson on unstable legs. Uh-oh! She tries to swing one to find immediate recovery but Brooklyn gets there first and spills BLOOD into the front rows instead. Oh my, Hannah is a bloody mess here and while the referee doesn't signal for a medical stoppage, Decker just pounds her into the turnbuckle and delivers a proper facial reconstruction! Ferguson goes LIMP and she's lucky the ref just prefers to see them slug it out... it's a Decker slugfest now though and she beats down on the vulnerable opponent to almost knock her through the ropes... Ferguson's guard collapses and she just can't throw a punch anymore while Brooklyn finds one extra on the nose that sends the VIX Alpha SIDEWAYS INTO THE CANVAS!!! It's just too much punishment for even an elite welterweight and poor Hannah remains face down during the count with blood stains all over the boards. She is counted OUT and the crowd gets a full taste of your 21st Century Goddess! KO8 Brooklyn Decker in brutal slugging fashion!!!

Official Decision: Brooklyn Decker defeats Hannah Ferguson via KO8!

AFTER:
Disaster for the stable war hosts while it's almost like the Decker win meant everything for the Lioness guests instead! The Vixens crew quickly crowds the ring to protect their fallen pin-up, even the European-based Sirens are there on the front line to neutralize any Decker flamboyant ideas. However the Sports Illustrated legend survives the stand-off teasing - Nina Agdal was really close to taking one for the team though - and pounds herself across the chest before turning back and taunting the audience into a louder reaction. "Is that ALL U got?"

Nina Agdal seeks permission from coach Boyd to challenge Brooklyn into a "smack her, drag her" brawl - a lite version of the recent Tess Valmore experience at the Boiling Point PPV but Ferguson STILL hasn't recovered from her demise and requires immediate medical treatment. It's a gut-wrenching sight when such an elite competitor gets lifted off the canvas and Nina's help is indeed required to assist her fallen colleague. "It's not f#### over, tramp!", Nina shouts at the grinning Mrs. Roddick and there's always room for Kelly Rohrbach too. The Connecticut version of Brooklyn Decker doesn't need any permission to get into the winner's face but Brooklyn still has her gloves on and she bounces one off the top of Kelly's forehead to send most of the VIX members scattering around the ring.

"You little, bytch!", Kelly quickly recovers from that wild punch and Brooklyn suddenly gets tackled from three sides with Hailey Clauson, Nina and Kelly going after her! Decker quickly analyzes her chances and WHACKS Clauson into the gut to make room for a quick escape. Security team finally arrives on the scene and blocks Nina and Kelly's path but the verbal exchange continues for a while yet with Decker sitting on the turnbuckle and making obscene gestures aimed at Kelly Rohrbach in particular.

BLONDE! Magazine is surprised Brooklyn doesn't receive any help from her stable members but your Main Event winner solves this puzzle during the VIP post-event party: "I knew they would be sooo upset once I finish Hannah off. No real surprise there. But I'm the Goddess, you know? I don't need sidekicks to get the job done! I had to live through all these jealous wannabes at the Asylum so I know how to go my own way! Kelly is half-good looking but boy, she's such an airhead! It's so easy to make her lose her ####!!! (...) I had so much fun I could give Tess Valmore some tips how to fend off or survive a mass brawl danger without getting booked in jail overnight! (laughs). Speaking of Valmore, just watch the next Tractorpull edition! Kelly might have bought her a few drinks tonight but I am the one and only Alpha Blonde addiction around! And a true modern Goddess no less" (laughs).

(VIX/Lioness Stable War: 3-2; The VIXENs win the stable war!)

That’s it for this year’s crossover event. Why do the Vixens look like they’ve just eaten humble pie when they’ve been declared the winners? Certainly a bittersweet night for both stables, winning and losing some choice battles, resulting in a Pyrrhic victory at best. Something tells me however that these two groups of girls aren’t done with each other - not by a long shot.

On behalf of Vassago, thank you and good night!