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30 September 2018 "Blonde Ambition @ The Asylum" PPV Introduction

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Posted by Wiz on Oct 1, 2018 at 10:50am

O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap September with another great Asylum card!"

Cassie: "We are, Jenny, and we're going to start in the division where I rule, flyweight, where we're going to see the Asylum debut of Carly Chaikin against Jane Levy and the Philly return of Carrie Underwood to battle Kristen Stewart."

Tess: "And, the flyweight action won't stop there, because Lady Gaga is back in the house for a fight against Jennette McCurdy."

McCarthy: "And, if it isn't bad enough that Weirdo has no REAL fighters left now that Torv has retired and I have to spend the night sitting next to JAILBIRD Walmart, at bantamweight tonight we're going to be forced to watch that PEARL HARBORING LITTLE WEASEL Kendra Wilkinson! Maybe. She MIGHT not make it to the ring, because I MIGHT just slap her silly as she comes down the AISLE."

Cassie: "In case the audience is wondering, Kendra will be fighting against Hunter King..."

McCarthy: "MAYbe."

Tess: "And, we've got a pair of welterweight fights tonight. First, Devon Windsor will make her Asylum debut against the suddenly-on-the-bubble Antje Utgaard, and in what's definitely one of the best matchups EVER on an Asylum card...well, go ahead, Cassandra Lynn!"

Cassie: "Philly's OTHER home team, the Bazz Fight Club will be in evidence in the person of BRIDGY REGS HERSELF, who'll climb into an Asylum ring for the first time ever against Charlotte McKinney!"

O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, and one heck of a card. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Blonde Ambition At The Asylum!'"