BEFORE:

"Yeah," says Kendra with a smile. "I'm surprised they brought me back, after I wrecked Dennings. And, now she's some big deal here or something, but, am I fighting her? No, it's one of her caddies. UnREAL. Well. I'll just have to destroy this girl and see if THAT will get me another shot at Kat."

"Oh," says a clearly ticked Hunter, "She wants to fight Kat? She think's I'm some scrub? Well, she's going to need plenty of time OFF before her next fight after I'M done with her!"

 

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Just Like You' by Three Days Grace, and here comes Kendra Wilkinson..."

McCarthy: "And, I'm glad you didn't say 'Playmate', because this Pearl Harboring BIMBO was NEVER a Playma...DON'T YOU EYE ME, WILKINSON! I'LL COME UP THERE AND SMACK THE TASTE OUT OF YOUR...THAT'S IT, I'M GOING UP THERE..."



Sharknado Meets Mothra....



Debbie Gibson

Martika

Joey Fatone

Vanilla Ice



O'Dell: "...DOWN before we get PULLED OFF THE AIR FOR GOOD! Oh. We're back. Kendra is in the ring being helped off with the robe and she's wearing a blue number that the crowd clearly likes..."

McCarthy (mumbling): "The standards just get LOWER around here..."

O'Dell: "And, that's 'Shake It Out' by Florence and the Machine banging through the arena, and here comes 'The Ventura County Volcano', Hunter King!"

Cassie: "What, Mac? No talk about how stupid that nickname is?"

McCarthy: "They could call her 'Ralph' and I'd still hope she beats that Pearl Harboring Wilkinson into the canvas! That no good..."



Tiffany

Menudo



McCarthy: "....didn't even SAY anything!"

Tess: "Truck, you might want to just keep a finger right over Mac's 'mute' button for the duration of this one...because I don't think anyone on the planet wants to see that movie..."

Cassie: "Unless the sharks and Mothra eat Menudo in the first five seconds..."

O'Dell: "Meanwhile, Hunter is into the ring and helped off with the robe. She's wearing that aqua bikini we've seen before. And, we're about ready. Time for our picks. Tess likes King. Mac?"

McCarthy: "King! And I hope Wilkinson wakes up sometime around CHRISTMAS!"

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "It's unanimous. Let's see if the panel is right. Kendra after King early. No real surprise there, as that's the M.O. for K-Dubs. King giving ground early, not trying to stand in and bang with Wilkinson, and that might not be the best of strategies here, as the smaller blonde's getting off heavy and putting Hunter on her back foot."

Tess: "I was just going to make that point. Hunter's a sturdy bantam. She might want to hold ground here."

O'Dell: "Not happening at the moment. She's retreating, jabbing, trying to get a little space, but Wilkinson walking right through her defenses and banging to both head and body. Wilkinson has grabbed control of this thing very quickly, and she's piling up points and punishment on King."

McCarthy: "Weirdo's girl needs to stand UP to this bully! That IDIOT Campbell needs to TELL her that!"

O'Dell: "Final thirty seconds of the first. Kendra's had control from the opening moments, and that's not changing. Wilkinson landing hard shot to head and body, crowding King, not letting her get any space to box or use her length. Five seconds left. Good combination, Kendra and there's the bell. K-Dubs. Wide."

Cassie: "And with the 10-9 lead."



ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second begins with more aggression from Kendra, but now Hunter IS holding ground and banging back. King forcing Wilkinson to cover up now, forcing her to retreat. Hunter getting VERY aggressive and BULLYING Wilkinson at the moment, sending flurry after flurry of leather at her..."

McCarthy: "THIS is what she needs to do. Get AFTER her."

O'Dell: "And, that appears to be the plan, at least for the moment. Kendra trying to firm up her defenses, but can't hold canvas and SHE'S HURT! A short right hook from Hunter and Kendra's knees do a shimmy! And the Front Streeter is all in, letting the wobbly Wilkinson have it with both hands!"

Cassie: "That was a NASTY right hand."

O'Dell: "Was, indeed, and Kendra felt it. Managed to stay on her feet, and she's STILL managing to do it, but Hunter not making it easy for her, forcing her back to the ropes and giving her a beating. Kendra in a high guard, taking a TON of shot now. But, the final seconds are rolling off the clock and there's the bell. King. Wide. But Kendra still standing."

Tess: "And, we're even at 19."



ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "King looking to clean up to start the third. Kendra's legs still iffy. Smaller blonde giving ground as the Front Streeter comes at her aggressively. Hunter staying sound. Setting up her punches. But, she's sitting down on everything, punishing the shorter woman as much as possible..."

McCarthy: "And, I couldn't love it MORE."

O'Dell: "Kendra backed into the ropes again. She's firing back in spots, but mostly suppressed as Hunter's REEFING hard leather at her, working a little body, but mostly concentrating upstairs. GOOD left hook from King and THERE'S A RIGHT UPPERCUT AND DOWN GOES KENDRA!"

Tess: "Ouch. Not sure Wilkinson is coming back from that!"

O'Dell: "Kendra bounces off the ropes and crashes past King's left shoulder to crash, face first, to the canvas. Hunter to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Six. No movement from Kendra at all. Seven. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO3 is 'The Ventura County Volcano', Hunter King!"

Cassie: "And Mac has the headset off. She's climbing up into the ring and she's DANCING over the downed Kendra! Referee clearing her back so that Kendra can be helped to her stool but Mac dancing...is that the Macarena?"



AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and...Jenny McCarthy!"

McCarthy: "I've got our winner, Hunter King, and, Hunter, thank you for babifying that Pearl Harboring WEASEL Wilkinson!"

Hunter: "Well...um...you're welcome, Mac..."

McCarthy: "You know, there aren't many of Weirdo's fighters I like, but I'm starting to like YOU."

Hunter: "Well...um...thanks, Mac..."

McCarthy: "That's it from the ring, back to you, Jenny!"