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26 October 2018 Camila Mendes vs Miley Cyrus

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on Oct 27, 2018 at 1:55pm

Camila Mendes versus Miley Cyrus
(Words: O & E / Results: Lookout!)

Before: Miley, usually the impish troublemaker, finds herself the established former champ tamping down the eager newcomer. “Yeah, yeah. She knocked down Mish Williams twice. She also got spanked by her. I’m not impressed.”

Camila shoots right back: “Miley knows what it takes to get in the ring with Mishy. Oh that’s right, she’s never had the guts to face her! So guess who else isn’t impressed!”

Miley Cyrus walking to the ring wearing her a white bra and panty combination - part of the agreed stipulation for this match is that the loser must give up her bra. Chimera had intervened to prevent Camila from taking her Lindsay Pelas’ bra last month after winning her JMD debut and Mendes demands Miley's in exchange. Miley agreed, but with the condition that, "After I KO her, I'm going to add Mendes' new bra to my collection."
Miley's accompanied by her trainer, Paula Abdul, and Blake Lively who's working Miley's corner with Abdul because Chimera's head trainer, Jeri Ryan, has been banned from being anywhere near the ring during the bout by the commissioner as a penalty for her behavior in the aftermath of Mendes-Pelas last month! So with Ryan restricted to the Chimera dressing room, and with most of the other Chimera trainers busy with their own fighters on this card, Lively has to step in to give Paula a hand.

Camila emerges with O&E trainer Kelly Carlson,

R1: Drilling, determined one-twos penetrate Miley's guard after a few attempts, buckling blonde legs. Cyrus on her heels, Mendes walks her down, hooks her tummy, pushes her into ropes with a bully's scowl. Credit Miley: she's rocked, but combative - bouncing off ropes to duck down and fit Camila's tummy for a shoving right; straightening up to hook-with Miley inside, backing brunette back a step. Cyrus snarling, pouring in righty over the top, Mendes doing a good job ducking under, then working on the inside as girls fall in. Scrappy stuff - Camila's round due to early power, but Miley's got her legs back by the bell.

R2: Camila pours in to finish: finds much more blonde than expected. Furious face-pasting exchanges all around the ring - li'l sluggers leaning in, scrubbing away straight left&rights until one or the other stumbles out of orbit. Gradually it's Mendes doing more of the stumbling - Cyrus hopping after her with swinging right hand wallops to body; slap-chop lefts down across breasts; then back on the face with right/left hustle-punching until she staggers away. Bell: Miley sticks her tongue all the way out at a well-spanked Camila; brunette furious, but a little too ass-kicked to do anything.

R3: Crowd roaring: these girls are just scrubbing each other senseless. Fighters sputtering as they lean forward into their punches - each taking a pasting on her face in mindless give-and-take. Miley the girl who's buckling now, Camila pouncing when blonde stumbles to the side, hopping in short, palm-down hooks to chin; swatting Miley's jugs meanspirited right hands, then belting away hup-hup left/rights to face, punching her into retreat. Bell: chests heaving, eyes blazing, mouths open...both girls are cautioned by respective trainers to breathe, slow down, and try to place shots rather than sprayin'-and-prayin'.

R4: Spicy right hand lead spring-loaded off the shoulder, punches Camila's face straight back. Cyrus hooking paunch, then pushing shoulders back: Mendes stumbles back woozy. Another right hand bounces off Camila's face, then a quick hook gouges in underneath her right breast and MENDES GOES DOWN! Camila sobbing out, backing away, then sinking to her haunches gasping: terrible body shot momentarily takes away her legs. Miley beaming, strutting mitts on hips: she's finally broken the stalemate. Mendes struggles up off her haunches, blinking back tears: she's combative, forcing herself forward - but Cyrus heaps on the punishment to the bell.

R5: Pace slows for both girls: flat-footed stalking; more thoughtful approaches. Camila's face showing her concern - she's been roughed up, touched up and bullied, but she's in there competing, now trying to control Miley's position with the left jab. Mendes bobbing on approach - jabbing at Miley's flat tummy; stepping counter-clockwise - looking to lunge out of her bob with that sneaky short left hook. Camila gradually taking command of the ring: Cyrus grumpy from the consistent poke in her tummy brings her hands to cheeks, holding elbows close to ribs for protection. Camila able to circle and potshot prettily to bell.

R6: Miley tries her luck again - leaning into a robust right hand, coming back hooks. Camila snarling, answering back in kind: both girls gambling crazy, punching as hard as they can as crowd goes wild. Cyrus beaten again and again to punches: blonde withdraws, Mendes dips low, then straightens up into a short hook as she hops in close - catching Miley bingo on the chin. BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Cyrus clipped, blown to her back, head bouncing off canvas as she crashes down hard. IT'S OVER! Miley’s head lolling side to side, right knee rising, then falling as that leg flexes, then straightens out. KO6 for Camila Mendes!

AFTER: (by Ginny) Referee doesn't even bother counting and just waves his arms and raises Camila Mendes' arm over Miley's oh-so-unconscious body. Camila races to her corner and leaps into Kelly Carlson's arms, then as soon as her gloves are off, Mendes whirls around and charges into the Chimera women working on Miley Cyrus' still body.

Camila shoves Lively aside, hip-checks Abdul onto her ass and drops to her knees straddling Cyrus' waist. Mendes pulls the shoulder straps of Miley's bra off her shoulders and down to her elbows, then uses a fistful of Miley's sweaty, matted, hair to sit her up so she can reach around and unfasten her bra. She's just started to pull it off, baring Miley's famously perky breasts, when Camila's grabbed from behind by the irate Blake Lively and thrown on her back!

Pandamonium! Blake stands over Camila, fists clenched; daring the little bantam to get up. But before Camila can rise, Eisa Gonzalez comes flying out of the Odds and Ends corner, dives OVER Camila and tackles Blake to the canvas! They start rolling around punching, slapping, kneeing and pulling hair in a catfight all the fans are enjoying while Paula Abdul straddles Camila to pin her to the mat and stop her from taking Miley's bra. Paula's dominance of Camila is short-lived, however, when Kelly Carlson, the Odds and Ends Head Trainer, comes to Camila's rescue, clubbing Paula in the head with an elbow that puts Abdul facedown. Paula doesn't get up!

By then, Jeri Ryan - her temporary ban over when the bell rang and the referee raised Mendes' hand - arrived to support her trainer and fighters. She's been joined by Blake Lively's trainer, Jennifer Lopez who'd been sitting ringside, enjoying a night off, but felt duty bound to support Blake's defense of Miley's bra.

Ryan hiked up her skirt to climb thru the ropes while Lopez paused to rip the seam up the side of her skirt to free up her legs since she planned to do some serious ass-kicking! Jeri kicked Miley's stool out of the corner into the ring in her haste to get in on the action and Lopez stumbled over it, falling into the back of Ryan's legs and knocking the blonde down as well. While the Chimera cuties are untangling themselves, Tahnee Atkinson and Ashley Greene take advantage of the ringside confusion to mount the steps in the Odds and Ends corner which puts them in perfect position to protect Eiza and Kelly from this new threat!

Tahnee grabs two handfuls of Jeri's blonde hair as she's struggling to her feet, her legs restricted by the tight pencil skirt she'd worn since she had only expected to be in the ring posing with Miley for victory photos. Atkinson jerked Jeri up, keeping her bent over, then drove her knee up into Ryan's fullsome bosom. Jeri let out a loud grunt as the air was driven from her lungs, then as her knees buckled, Tahnee hooked her arms in a Double Underhook, and sat down, slamming Jeri facefirst into the mat between her spread thighs!

Ashley Greene barreled into J-Lo as she stood up and dodged around Tahnee and Jeri, driving her shoulder into Lopez' belly, wrapping her arms around the Hispanic Hottie's wide hips and, using two handfuls of Jen's generous glutes, lifted J-Lo off her feet and carried her back into the Chimera corner where she crushed Lopez between herself and the thinly padded turnbuckles. Jen's head was whipped backward by the sudden stop against the turnbuckle, then her upper body folded forward as Ashley's shoulder sank deep into her belly, knocking all the air out of Lopez.

Ashley stepped back, jumped in the air and as she came down she smashed her forearm down on the back of J-Lo's shoulders, slamming her face on the mat like she was driving a tent spike in the ground! In a matter of seconds, both Jeri Ryan and Jen Lopez were down and out along with Miley Cyrus and Paula Abdul!

Eiza Gonzalez wasn't dressed for a fight, wearing a lightweight cotton dress and stockings (she'd kicked off her shoes as soon as she reached the ring). Blake Lively wasn't either, but she at least had worn shorts and a polo shirt, attire appropriate for corner work. So initially, Blake had that advantage in her favor. But Eiza had landed the first blow that knocked the breath out of Lively. They had each landed several hard punches, but rolling around on the mat, it wasn't as easy to punch as to elbow, knee and pull hair and they were each doing plenty of both!

Blake had just started to gain the upper hand when Tahnee finished off Jeri Ryan and came to Eiza's aid. Grabbing Lively by the hair, Tahnee snatched her up to her feet and put her in a Full Nelson, then held her while Eiza got up and began to punch Blake's body. Eiza not only knew how to use her fists, she also knew how to use the advantage Tahnee had given her! Eiza started just below the waistband of Blake's shorts and worked her way up to Blake's boobs; punishing every inch of her body in between!

When Tahnee released her, Blake crumpled in a heap on the canvas between Tahnee and Eiza who hi-fived each other over her writhing body. Looking around, Tahnee, Eiza, Ashley, Kelly and Camila saw not one of the Chimera women was standing, and Miley, Paula, Jeri and J-Lo were all out cold and Blake was so battered she couldn't do more than roll around gasping for air and holding her belly.

The five Odds & Enders exchanged a look, then they all decided at once what they had to do! They started ripping the clothes off the beaten Chimera quintet...including Blake, the only one still conscious, although she didn't put up much of a struuggle. They were starting to remove all five of the Chimera women's bras when a new threat emerged. Racing down the aisle came Nurse Sunny McKay, the one-time porn star cum medical director of Chimera. As Sunny scurried up the steps, she screamed at them to stop, but as they all started forward to meet her, Camila held up her hand and told them, "No. I got this..."

Sunny was halfway into the ring when Camila Mendes grabbed her by her messy blond hair, pulled her the rest of the way into the ring, dragged her over to where Jeri Ryan lay spread-eagled on her back after Tahnee had pulled her bra off. Camila slammed Sunny's face down on Ryan's massive bosom, then straddled the back of Sunny's head and forced her face down in Jeri's world famous cleavage and held her there until Sunny passed out from a lack of oxygen.

Camila rolled Sunny off of Jeri and ripped her blouse open, and only then realized that Sunny wasn't wearing a bra! Mendes, frustrated, decided she'd just settle for Sunny's blouse and took that instead, leaving Blake Lively, Jeri Ryan, Paula Abdul, Jennifer Lopez, Sunny McKay and Miley Cyrus all topless without their bras (or Sunny's blouse) scattered around the ring.

As you would expect, Chimera's Jennifer Love Hewitt immediately sent out a press release to the entire civilized world "demanding" a stable war with Odds and Ends.