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26 October 2018 Kelly Brook vs Mary Elizabeth Winstead

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on Oct 27, 2018 at 1:07pm

KELLY BROOK VS MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD

LIGHTWEIGHT TITLE TOURNAMENT: ROUND 3

Results: Lookout Writing: Archer

Kelly: 38 YO, 5’8 (1.73 m), FCBA: 47-60-5, 34 KO since 2002, This Is Glamour

Mary: 33 YO, 5’8 (1.73 m), 47-41-0, 1 KO since 2007, Foxfire Boxing

Before: Kelly Brook thoroughly enjoying her late career resurgence. “I’ve been going very well back in the UK and now I’ve reached the third round of this tournament. It feels really wonderful to be winning again. Of course, now I have to take on Mary Winstead—for the first time, believe it or not. I’ve had plenty of encounters with Foxfire’s big shot Jenny Garner. Garner got the better of me in most of them, but I did beat her once in 2005. My old manager and I Jeri Ryan took turns smothering her out. She got me back for it, but I still got my memories of Garner’s face getting stuffed against my girls here.” (Kelly pats her expansive chest).

“Yes, I heard about that incident,” Mary says drily. “How you care for some tea? Yvonne bring Ms. Brook some tea.”

Yvonne Strahovski comes out in her French Maid’s outfit (with the black fishnet stockings, of course) carrying a silver tea service. Kelly looks dumbfounded as Yvonne pours Mary a cup and then brings another over to Kelly.

“Hope it is to your liking ma’am.” Yvonne says in her best ‘servant girl’ voice.

Kelly accepts the cup and has a sip: “Say this is really good.”

“My special blend. “ Mary says, “tea is my hobby.”

“Boxing is mine,” said Kelly, “and though you have some class—you’re just going to join Jessica Nigri and Jaimie Alexander in losing to me. Nothing personally, you understand.”

“Oh, certainly not, I would never take being eliminated from a title tournament as something to take personally,” Mary said blithely.

“That so?” said Kelly with a wary note in her voice.

“I will, however, do everything in my power to make sure it doesn’t happen and put you flat on your back with those big boobies pointed at the sky in defeat,” Mary continued.

“You do have a sexy way of making threats,” Kelly said and theninquired. “You going after my boots like you did Lima?”

“I honestly don’t know,” Mary said frankly. “I like to decide things like that after I’ve seen how the fight went. I took nothing from Yvonne, but I did like Adriana’s boots.”

“Well, you did have that bet with Stravoski and now she’s prancing around as ‘Fifi the French Maid’,” Kelly observed.

“I don’t prance,” Yvonne snapped.

“Temper, temper, you do look so very cute in that outfit and you serve tea very well. How about I get the services of Yvonne if I beat you?” Kelly offered. “If I lose, you get whatever big bra I am wearing.”

Yvonne’s jaw dropped and she looked over at Mary, who was pondering the proposal. Yvonne was fiercely shaking her head in displeasure.

“Now Vonnie, you really don’t think she can beat me, do you?” Mary whispered. “It will only make me fight harder. I couldn’t bear to see you prancing around for anyone else. Of course, I’ll win and you’ll be ever so grateful I defended you.”

Yvonne looked frustrated: “I hate it when you get caught up in one of your ideas. I also don’t like being handed around like a piece of china.”

“But the finest grade bone china,” Mary teased.

“Oh all right, but you better not lose. I am not going to let that Brit boss me around. Being bossed by you has been bad enough,” Yvonne grumbled.

Kelly smiled: “Now, don’t you worry your blonde head about me being mean to you. Sexy servants are hard to come by and I know how to treat you just right.”

Mary frowned: “Control yourself Brook, you haven’t won her yet!”

“But I shall,” Kelly said and finished off her tea. “Thank you very much for the tea. Now I must be going. I need to make sure my place will be ready when my new maid arrives.”

“Dusting your dungeon, perhaps?” Mary asked as Yvonne looked uncomfortable.

“That’s for Yvonne to find out. See you soon ‘Miss Fifi’

, keep those ruffled panties clean,” Kelly said and strolled from the stage.

Yvonne turned to Mary and hissed: “If I end up chained to a wall because of this I will never forgive you Mary Winstead!”

“Just calm down, she is just trying to intimidate us, she probably doesn’t even have a real dungeon,” Mary said with assurance.

“You are going to drive me crazy before this is over,” Yvonne snapped and grabbed the tea tray and stomped away, the ruffled panties on her bottom swaying ,

Mary watched her go and smiled: “Well, I guess all you folks have your story now. Never a dull moment when Mary Winstead is in the ring!”

It was this sort of thing that had the fans cheering wildly as Kelly Brook and Mary Elizabeth Winstead approached the ring for their showdown. Kelly was in a punching red bikini with a halter top to lend support for her bulging bra cups. White boots and gloves with red laces completed the look. Kelly’s hair is in a sporty ponytail. Mary was in a sunny yellow bikini (with MEW stitched across the seat of the bottoms) with matching gloves and boots (white laces). Masry;s bobbed hair is loose, but wetted down. Mary was accompanied by valet Yvonne Strahovski in her French Maid costume with black fishnet stockings and took Mary’s robe just before entered the ring. Foxfire lightweight trainer Rachel Nichols led the corner crew.

Kelly and Mary were both smiling confidently and plainly eager for the fight. Kelly paused to look over Yvonne and announced:

“Yvonne will be most acceptable in doing her valet duties for me once I have won this fight.”

Yvonne frowned, but Mary just laughed: “I am not about to give up the services of my Vonnie to you. Oh, and you do certainly fill out that bikini top.”

“I certainly do and I will defend it strongly!” Kelly declared.

“Then let’s get down to punching,” Mary proposed and got a eager nod from Kelly.

The referee, apparently grateful for a peaceful ring instructions, got through the formalities in rapid fashion. Quick tap of the gloves and the two fighters were back in their corners. Then the bell rang…

R1: Mary striking quickly goes for Kelly’s chin with her opening punches. Kelly’s head bobbing of from these quick uppercuts as she paws back with the jaw trying to hold Winnie off. Mary moving constantly, bobbing and weaving she keeps the pressure on with hooks to the belly. Kelly falling back, trying to organize her defenses, but Mary not allowing that. Kelly soon in full retreat as Mary tries to cut off the ring and direct her opponent into the ropes. However Kelly finally able to get her jab going sufficiently to stall Mary’s attack. Mary now circling Kelly and seeing what punches she can get in (mostly to the midsection, but mixed with head shots that keep Kelly ducking. Rounds ends in a wide win for Mary Winstead. (Some grumbling heard among JMD fans in the audience—not a single Winstead punch went into Kelly’s prominent rack. Hard to believe MEW didn’t notice these obvious targets. Some wonder if Mary is making Kelly wonder about that too!)

R2: Wonder no more in this round: Mary goes right at Kelly Brook’s mighty melons. It’s quite impressive really. Straight hard rights to crush the tits against Brook’s own ribcage. Then some nasty hooks to the undersides to bounce those boobies. Finally sweeping right to left, lefgt to right shots. Whooping and hollering from the JMD fans. Kelly not looking too overwhelmed though, veteran has gon through this before, and then Kelly strikes back. Mary’s clouted hard to the jaw and then takes a hard uppercut to the chin. Mary goes stumbling back as her arms flail at the advancing Brit. Kelly goes after Mary’s more modest rack with the vengeance. Mary gasping, shuddering as the practiced JMD fighter Brook holds a master class in jugg mugging. Mary pulls back to catch her breath, but Kelly is quick to pursue. Mary shaking off the pain in her chest to strike back at Kelly as she comes in. Kelly banged hard on the jaw and then Mary heaves an overhand right that catches Kelly between the eyes. Kelly’s attack stalls. Mary counterattacks, but Kelly recovers to battle back. Kelly is trying to use her bigger size to force Mary back, but Mary digging in and punching back as she refuses to give way. Heavy punching at short range to belly, ribs and breasts. Two of them just hammering away as their bodies strain against each other as each seeks domination. They don’t let up until the bell rings and the referee jumps in to halt the punching. Judges decide round was a DRAW!

R3: Kelly showing she move fast when she fast to, she’s out of her corner at the bell and firing leather at Mary before the Foxfire lightweight can set herself up. Kelly smartly moving forward with rights and lefts to the head to keep Winnie under pressure. Mary jabbing back, peppering Kelly’s face with defensive punches and finally stalling her attack. Mary gets a second wind and tries to fight her way forward against Kelly, but Kelly’s standing firm, and they get locked into another body banging exchange in close. This time Kelly’s hooking Mary hard to the belly and slowly forcing the stubborn Winnie back. Late in the round there is sudden return to JMD action as Mary goes after Kelly’s melons, but Kelly gives it right back to Mary’s mammaries and Mary is knocked back on her heels just as bell rings. It’s a close round, but Kelly Brook pulls it out. Both fighters breathing hard and sweating heavily as they trudge back to their corners.

R4: Mary moving around a lot more as this round gets started. Kelly finding it hard to come storming in against her elusive opponent. Then Mary suddenly striking back with a lunging right to the chin and a follow-up left to the jaw. Kelly staggered by the blows, covers up and Mary goes to Kelly’s torso to keep Kelly backing up. Kelly finally able to get her jab going, but Mary’s footwork is making it hard for Kelly to land her punches with power. Kelly is able to stand her ground, but Mary right in there pounding belly and roasting ribs down to the bell. Kelly looking shaken and breathing hard. Mary is breathing hard too, but she has a smile of satisfaction as she correctly senses she’s won this one wide.

R5: Kelly may have been shaken in the last round, but she comes back fighting in this stanza. She shows some cleverness with some feints at Mary’s head that have Winnie ducking behind her gloves. Kelly then goes at Mary to the body with a full-power bombardment to the belly, ribcage and breasts, The hooks to belly are driving Mary up on her tiptoes and making her gasp for air. Mary pulling back fast, manages to regroup and counter with the jab as Kelly catches up with her. Kelly briefly slowed by leather smacking her in the face, but she unleashes the hook to the belly with muscular shots that make Winnie shudder. Mary trying to hamstring Kelly by fighting in close, but she gets knocked back by Kelly’s answering leather. Two then bang each other to the head from middle distance as the bell rings. Comeback round for Kelly Brook who wins it wide.

R6: Mary getting worked on by the Foxfie corner crew as Rachel Nichols offers urgent advice. Mary nodding. Bell sounds and Mary moves off her stool with an unexpected burst of energy. She charges Kelly Brook and throws a hard right into the bigger woman’s gut. Kelly doubled up in shock and pain. Mary then goes at Kelly’s head like it was a speed bag with a furious barrage of lefts and rights that Kelly is unable to counter. Kelly lurching back as Mary unleashes and powerful right uppercut to the chin. Kelly’s head yanked back, her right leg comes off the canvas and Mary leaps in with a second big right uppie to the chin to seal the deal. DOWN GOES KELLY BROOK! Kelly thunders onto her back with a landing that ringsiders swear shook the ring. Kelly ;s big breasts swaying wildly come to a halt as her legs straighten out and her arms are at her sides. It’s quite a picture. Mary can’t help admiring her work for a moment before scampering off to the neutral corner. Referee is on the scene and counting. Kelly starting to stir, arms and legs start moving and she raises her head. She rolls onto her side. Fans are screaming for to “GET UP!” (while others scream : “STAY DOWN”). Kelly tries to raise herself up on her right arm, but can do no more. She hangs her head.

“EIGHT!...NINE!...TEN! YOU ARE OUT!”

THE WINNER: MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD DEFEATS KELLY BROOK KO6

After: Mary smiles happily and raises her arms in victory. Rachel Nichols and Yvonne Strahovski are there to congratulate her. Mary watching as Kelly is assisted to her feet and helped back to the TIG corner. Mary whispers in Yvonne’s ear. Yvonne nods and trots over to thr corner were Kelly sits with a big towel cover her head.

“Miss Winstead requests your bikini top,” Yvonne said, “Tough luck about not getting me as your prize.”

“We would have a had a wonderful time together,” Kelly sighed hooking the top and handing it over to Yvonne. She covered her chest with the towel. “I would suggest you launder it.”

“I can see that,” Yvonne said wrinkling her nose as she holds the garment carefully. “As for doing without my services, you have every right to feel disappointed. I am one fine valet and you would have learned that yourself.”

“You ever get bored with Winnie’s antics, you give me a ring,” Kelly said.

“Oh, I doubt that will happen any time soon. Mary is just full of surprises,” Yvonne said. “Like this bet for instance. I didn’t expect her to pull that.”

“How rude of her. I think she takes you for granted,” Kelly observed.

“I have thought the same myself. I should do something about that,” Yvonne said thoughtfully.

“Yes, you should. Now if you don’t mind, I think I should be getting out of this ring brfore Mary decides she wants my knickers,” Kelly said with a chuckle.

Yvonne just smiled and returned to Mary. She was still holding the trophy bikini top gingerly.

“Definitely needs a cleaning. Please take care of that,” Mary said.

“Me?! When did laundry become one of my job duties?” Yvonne grumbled.

“It’s a special case. It’s not like you are handwashing my undies—unless you want to, of course,” Mary teased.

“No, I don’t!” Yvonne snapped. “This one will be more than enough.”

“Very good,” Mary said patting Yvonne on the head. “This is best idea I’ve ever had. It’s such fun!”

Yvonne ground her teeth and then departed in a huff. Mary blithely ignored this and followed her out of the ring.

“Well, you’re headed for the finals, Mary. I think you better focus on that and not on what you can do next to humiliate Yvonne,” Rachel Nichols.

“Oh, I am not trying to humiliate her,” Mary insisted. “I am just teasing her. And don’t you worry about the Finals. I want that title belt and I will be focused like a laser to win it!”

With that Mary, Rachel and the rest of the Foxfire corner crew departed for the Foxfire dressing room.

Quite a battle, but once again, Mary Winstead proved she can take a beating and still win a fight. Kelly Brook fought gamely, but wasn’t enough. So Mary Winstead heads to the Lightweight Tournament Finals while Kelly Brook looks around for next opponent. Chances are that opponent will be in for a hard battle with Ms. Brook.