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31 October 2018 Witches, Pumpkinheads and Black Cats VI: Halloween Post-Event Press Conference

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Posted by Wiz at Nov 1, 2018 at 10:43am

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Jane Levy, Jennette McCurdy, Kat Dennings, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Katy Perry, Lili Reinhart, Serinda Swan, Jewel, Mariska Hargitay, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Kat Graham.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start, as usual, with Bazz, our regular guests who always provide an excellent fight, and certainly did that tonight. I also want to thank our indy fighters, who are the backbone of Asylum. And, last but certainly not least, the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "Let's start at flyweight. Lots of talk about who's on top in that division at Front Street, but Jane and Jennette certainly didn't do anything to hurt their respective standings tonight..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Look, I've said this before. We like all four of our flyweights a lot. These two ladies to my left, Jane and Jennette, have championship ability just like our other flyweights. We're very pleased with their efforts tonight and with what we've seen from them this year and since they joined Front Street. And, we're looking forward to seeing more from them. Cable Boy II. Go!

Showtime Reporter: "Serinda had a tough challenge tonight, but came up big..."

Man In The Hat: "Swanny, she's gotten overlooked too much around here. I mean, I get it, with Anna and Gemma and Katy winning the lineal titles and all that, but, Serinda's an elite lightweight. She's won a title of her own. She's as good as any lightweight in the world. period. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "People have talked about your flyweight division being crowded, but, your bantamweight division is pretty crowded, too..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "No question about it. Obviously, we started a transition there some time ago, and that's been completed. And, we've now got a group of four very talented girls, all of whom, like the flyweights, have championship-level ability. Tonight, you saw Lili in there against a VERY good bantam who's beaten VERY good fighters. And, you saw her come out with a win, You saw Kat in there against a girl who folks talk about as bein' one of the best fighters never to win a championship. And Kat came up with a win. So, yeah. We like where we are at bantam. And, we like Kat and Lili a LOT. Smackeroo. Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "Let's talk about Katy. Folks have said she might be your best fighter..."

Man In The Hat: "Katy would be the best fighter in a LOT of stables. This is a girl who's won a title, gotten title shots in two weights. She's highly-ranked in two weights. She's the kind of fighter we kinda dreamed of having when we started here all those years ago. She's had a very good 2018. And, we're looking forward to an even better 2019. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"