(All Results: Lookout!, Words: Caspian)

INTRO: The Destruction of Alexis Ren

Well, our apologies if the title’s misleading. We’re at the VIXENs’ Gala Center in Los Angeles, where The Great American Alexis Ren Bash is about to begin. And yet, Alexis Ren appears nowhere to be found. And certainly, one can’t blame her for being missing. Imagine if eight of your worst enemies were gathered in one spot, all looking for a chance to take you down. You’d be avoiding the location as well. 

It’s a shame, really, for our eight competitors were all eager to get a glimpse of their target of mutual disdain, of which they’ve clearly made their feelings known at the combined press conference. 

Cara Delevingne, Suki Waterhouse, Bella Hadid, Caroline Kelley, Elizabeth Turner, Cindy Mello, Cailin Russo, and last but not least, Alyssa Lynch, take the stage one after another, all smiles and waving at their respective fans. They take their places sitting in a row at the table, facing the audience, with VIX personnel leaving just ONE spot right in the middle vacant, the missing person’s placard on the table reading a conspicuous ‘Ms Alexis Ren’. Of course, this was done on purpose, with the rest of the girls uneasily glancing at each other and wondering to themselves how they’d react if Ren were to indeed make an appearance. When that doesn’t happen, however, they simply take turns roasting the imaginary girl in her place instead.

On the official match card once more:

1.Cara Jocelyn Delevingne vs Suki Waterhouse (Lightweight)
2. Caroline Kelley vs Cindy Mello (Lightweight)
3. Bella Hadid vs Elizabeth Turner (Lightweight)
4. Alyssa Lynch vs Cailin Russo (Lightweight)