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31 December 2018 New Year's Boppin Eve 5 It's NBC Again at The Asylum PPV PostFight Press Conference

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Posted by Wiz on Jan 1, 2019 at 2:45am

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Kat Dennings, Kristen Stewart, Hunter King, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Taylor Hill, Gemma Arterton, Charlotte McKinney, Jewel, Mariska Hargitay, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Emily Osment.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start, as usual, with Bazz, our regular guests. I also want to thank our indy fighters, who are the backbone of Asylum. And, last but certainly not least, the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "Let's start with Kristen. There's been a lot of talk about her future here and maybe the future of the entire division at Front Street..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Let me stop you. I haven't said a thing about the future of the division. There's been SPECULATION about that, but I haven't said a thing about it. What I WILL say is that Kristen fought very well tonight, and I'm not ever surprised when she does that. Cable Boy II. Go!

Showtime Reporter: "Kat and Hunter came up big tonight, Kat off a tough loss..."

Man In The Hat: "Hunter has done everything we could ask of her. She's got a ton of talent and a big future in the FCBA if she keeps improving the way she has been. As for Kat, she's arrived now. Sure, she lost to Thorne, but EVERYBODY loses fights against top fighters on pay-per-view. There are no exceptions. Kat Dennings is a top ten bantam. And, she's worked very hard to get there. And she'll work even harder to stay there. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "For the second month in a row, let's talk about the newest member of the stable, Taylor Hill, who had, arguably, the toughest opponent tonight..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "Here's the thing. I'm not at ALL concerned about putting Taylor Hill in against tough opponents. Know why? Because she's already shown she can HANDLE tough opponents. This girl has as much ability as anyone we've ever had here. I think she's got a great future ahead of her, and I'm just pleased that she's going to have that future at Front Street. Smackeroo. Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "Gemma and Charlotte were both very impressive tonight and neither was out there long..."

Man In The Hat: "Well, Gems was in tough with Wagner, no question about that, and she knows as well as anyone that you can't miss an opportunity with Jill. She got one and she cashed it, because that's what Gems does. It's how she became a top ten lightweight and a lightweight champion. As for Charlotte, everybody knows the kind of power she has. We're looking for big things from her in 2019 in a discipline that requires all that power. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"