Hunter King vs Kim Kardashian
(Front Street Gym vs FCBA Independent)
(13-0, 13 KO vs 7-21, 7 KO)
JMD Value: 34C (Natural) vs 34E (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE:

O'Dell: "We could agree that Hunter King is the real diamond in the rough. The girl looks unstoppable right now!"

Jenny Mac: "Say what?"

O'Dell: "Well, you can look at her numbers but this girl is made for JMD! I'm sorry but even Jennette McCurdy must take a back seat!"

Jenny Mac: "Alrighty then! Whatever you say so we don't have to mention Kim fuckin' Kardashian! Grr... Who invited this tramp anyway!"

O'Dell: "Of course the Boss did! He loves Kimmy Kay..."

Jenny Mac: "Loves her? You wish! This dancing hooker is tomato can on speed dial! Hell, she will never win a fight in the FCBA again!"

O'Dell: "Well, that's a little unfair comment, Jenny! But let's hope she's not the one who spoils Hunter's perfect record tonight!"

Hunter King wears an orange bandeau bikini top, micro denim shorts and black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Kim Kardashian wears a crimson bikini set and silver gloves. Long raven-black hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
This is Hunter's jug muggin' debut but things are getting ugly for JMD veteran Kimmy FAST!!! She gets staggered upon initial uppercut impact and Hunter simply takes off to lift the brunette's boobs straight into her chin! Huh! Did Kim party long into the night or what?! She barely lands a punch while eating all the blonde's leather up the middle so fast even Jenny Mac doesn't have time to describe her ineptitude before O'Dell already urges King to finish the prey off. It's like Hunter never left the Asylum cuddle as she punishes the famed Kardashian rack in unanswered fashion; she drives the utterly hapless foe into the ropes and rips her rack apart thumping it back & forth until Kimmy simply gives up the ghost!!! Huh! The clock barely strikes the one minute mark and Kim CRUMBLES FACE-DOWN at the blonde's feet! What in the world? Kim remains dead meat for a while and the ref has no other choice but to wave this sucker OFF!!! Cue in the monster jeers from the Orlando audience! KO1 Hunter King!!!

AFTER: Hunter didn't break ANY sweat here and only shrugs her shoulders while the medics attend to the unresponsive brunette but something is very wrong with Kim's attitude as the social media begins the inquiry. Did she actually throw the fight once the appearance fee was transferred into her bank account? That was as lousy performance as it gets and even Hunter posing for the cameras with a huge smile on her face doesn't change the crowd's reaction. Poor Kim might have reached an all-time low even for a KO1 defeat!

O'Dell: "Okay, that was strange!"

Jenny Mac: "Told ya! Kim will NEVER win another fight again! It's time for some people to listen what I have to say..."

O'Dell: "Hunter was supposed to make her grand entrance into JMD but Kim threw like two punches in forty seconds... Is she drunk, Jenny?"

Jenny Mac: "How am I suppose to know that? I didn't drink with her last night... she's way below my league..."

O'Dell: "Right... but still..."

Jenny Mac: "This wimp tries to win an Oscar here or what? She's not hurt! She NEVER wanted to fight a girl like Hunter so she chickened out... look at that nonsense! She's doing fine! Stupid dancing hooker is putting on a clown show! And Wiz actually paid her all that money! What a waste! Hey, Scerbo! Slap her in that goofy face if you can! Can she hear me??"

O'Dell: "Right, Kimmy is still unresponsive down there and God knows what's going on! We're gonna take a quick break now!"

Official result: Hunter King def. Kim Kardashian KO1.