Katy Perry vs Sofia Vergara
(Front Street Gym vs Chimera)
(38-11, 31 KO vs 4-14, 4 KO)
JMDD Value: 32DD (Natural) vs 32F (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE:

Jenny Mac: "Okay then, enough with the real dancing hookers, it's time for some action!"

O'Dell: "Well, Jenny, that's a warm welcome for Sofia Vergara who makes her Chimera debut tonight!"

Jenny Mac: "Who said anything about Vergara?"

O'Dell: "Okay, so maybe let's focus on Katy Perry who has reached a special milestone here in Orlando as she enters the FCBA ring for the 50th time!"

Jenny Mac: "Sofia won't spoil this party! No, she won't!"

O'Dell: "However it has to be said Sofia is still very fresh when it comes to wear & tear AND Chimera is notoriously good at these jug muggin' games!"

Jenny Mac: "Who cares? Vergara hasn't learned how to speak real English yet and you expect her to beat my girl Katy? No way!"

Katy Perry wears a black bikini set and red gloves. Dyed blonde hair short. Sofia Vergara wears a red bikini set and yellow gloves. Long dark brown hair wrapped in a loose bun at the back of her head. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division.

Round 1:
Perhaps Katy is still feeling the effects of Mary Elizabeth Winstead's power as she comes out flat and gets tackled by the cougar in heads-up drill that punishes her rack seconds into the fight. One can argue Katy doesn't rely much on her movement but she gets wobbled on her heels very easily here as Sofia runs riot with her uppercuts to stagger the fake blonde on the spot. A couple of quick hooks find the jaw as well which seemingly wakes the singer up but then the Colombian babe whacks her across the tits and sends tripping back onto the ropes. Katy tries to spring into some offense but Vergara shows no signs of her veteran status at this stage of the bout and crashes into the American's tits with more venom that effectively raises the roof here in Orlando! Latin contingent is very strong indeed so the crowd enjoys the furious rush in numbers and quite frankly Perry looks shell-shocked when the ref finally hauls the brunette off at the bell.

Round 2:
Katy soaks up a lenghty pep talk from coach Park and she's up for the slugging exchange in the second; she clobbers the Latina's rack with significant power to stagger her in the center of the ring but Sofia really fancies her chances tonight as she ducks low to pummel some Yankee tummy and send Perry into checkdown mode again. The singer's punches lose their sting and Sofia bumps her off in classic bumper cars contact before a scything cross bounces off the chest and carries straight into the chin to dump Perry into loud spasms. Another left hook then splatters the puppies and has the younger woman reeling but this actually enables Katy to bide her time as the Latin cougar lacks the footwork edge even at this stage of the fight. Both women are power-oriented alright but Katy uses the mobility backstop to fend off a potential follow up. Still, Sofia has won this round if you judge the crowd's reaction!

Round 3:
It's been a slow burner for Katy but she finally nails her opponent with a huge uppercut drive that finally reels Vergara on the back foot. The Colombian stunner tries to stay true to her slugging tactics but gets outworked in phone booth exchange and bends to the side when Perry whacks her on the liver area. A quick follow up bursts through the middle and Katy camps inside the otherwise larger rack in the second minute as she kicks into high gear to thump the aching Vergara onto the ropes. Sofia looked alright when she allowed to run the pace from the front but she finds little in the tank when Perry unloads the east/west combo to lift her boobs in repeated fashion before another vicious harpoon digs deep into her midsection just before the bell. Ugh! Sofia appears to be hurtin' now and that was a clinic recovery from the former lineal champion who then taunts the Vergara-friendly audience until the referee tells her to give it a rest.

Round 4:
Sofia remains as aggressive as possible given the looming fake blonde comeback but her slugging tactics runs into a supreme wall since Katy whacks her on the solar plexus seconds into the round which sets up a vicious one-sided beatdown that signals just how dangerous the singer really is. Forget about the milestone special, Katy has a lot to prove yet if she's to be taken seriously among all those hot Sports Illustrated models so she carves Sofia's cleavage top to bottom to sink her on jelly knees when her boobs almost spill out to the open. Katy works the 32F target like it's a training sack and Vergara simply can't live with the onslaught.. she bends forward with a whimper but only slides into the singer chest and could well enjoy a standing breast-smother if Katy followed some WWE tape; that's not the case though and when she bumps the trembling brunette off, one last hook does all the damage, Sofia's left breast comes flying out AND SHE COLLAPSES ONTO HER KNEES with a tearful surrender! Huh! Katy yells out over the fallen cougar and Sofia can't regain her breath back in time to beat the count! KO4 Katy Perry!!!

AFTER: We have our first official wardrobe malfunction and Katy places her right foot on the fallen brunette's back to pose for the cameras before Grace Park has to call her back threatening to forfeit the winning HBO bonus: "We leave the clown show to Chimera, remember?" Sadly for Sofia the new stable won't come to her rescue tonight as special HBO clause prevents a repeat of 'Drag 'Em, Nuke 'Em Smackdown' witnessed a couple of times last season. Florida might be Latin country but Katy has only those loud jeers to worry about as Sofia tries to swallow her pride while working on the bikini top. She doesn't get paid extra to flash so much skin but Perry's relentless comeback was simply too much for her tonight.

Jenny Mac: "Damn! I miss my Playboy days!"

O'Dell: "I thought you said Vergara was irrelevent?"

Jenny Mac: "I didn't say anything... OK, so maybe she's a lousy boxer but still better than Kardashian! And she lost so I can show her some sympathy! (winks)"

O'Dell: "Vegas loves that result! But Chimera will have an axe to grind now!"

Jenny Mac: "Chimera @ The Asylum PPV coming up next? Say it isn't so, O'Dell!"

O'Dell: "We'll leave this speculation to Pointy & our beloved friend who couldn't join us tonight..."

Jenny Mac: "We miss you Walmart! We really do!" (laughs).

Official result: Katy Perry def. Sofia Vergara KO4.