Cheryl Cole vs Juno Temple
(Lioness Club vs Foxfire Atlantic Boxing)
(28-5, 28 KO vs 1-2, 1 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Several pundits and fans have questioned Cheryl Cole's decision to challenge Juno Temple who is ranked a ton of places below her in the latest Boxing World order of merit but the pesky Geordie singer claims to be still affected by Hayden Panettiere's decision to move up to bantam which denied her a shot at the original Foxfire target: "Yeah, that's right! Hayden is plain scared of me and I want to rearrange Juno's face so she can tell how tough I really am! I thought these gals are build tough but Hayden wants to sit on her Hall of Fame resume or whatever! That #### won't fly, lady! Grrr... I know Juno's been knocking in & out FCBA & BBU but hell, I'm going all in tonight to whup her ass! I hope Krissy Kreuk is watching this too because her ugly mug is getting bashed next!"

Cheryl Cole wears a black bikini top, leopard pring hotpants & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Juno Temple wears a red bikini set & white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a half-up ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Business as usual for the Geordie stunner who pumps quick jabs into the blonde's face and Juno learns all about elite opponents on the fly as she struggles to embrace the fellow Brit's juice. Ugh! She wobbles onto her heels upon the initial impact and yields real estate instead of responding in proper fashion. Cheryl keeps piling more punches and has the blonde spooked; she digs a couple of hooks on reach temple and whacks the subdued foe on the jaw to spin Temple onto the ropes where she sinks on her knees. There's not enough time for Juno to mount any kind of recovery since Cole simply cranks it up like she wants to finish this one off inside the opening round already. She batters the blonde into a desperate earmuff before a switch downstairs dumps Juno into loud spasms come the final stretch! Huh! Welcome to the party, hun!

Round 2:
Cheryl seeks immediate follow up and jumps at the seemingly overwhelmed blonde but Juno decides to slug it out instead of running around scared which results in a nasty head collision that drops the brunette onto her heels with a loud yelp. Ugh! Juno got a little lucky there and she bangs in a left cross before the ref orders a medical break. This punch triggers a feisty exchange within a split second and the action continues against the odds as Temple thumps the Geordie jug to wobble the singer to the side. Another big hook then clatters into Cheryl's jaw and trips her onto the ropes where Juno finds her mojo and rallies to the gut to keep the older Brit butt-in-ropes. She outslugs the Geordie slugger and nails her with a nasty double combo on the jaw that drops the guard and allows the blonde to sign off with a scything cross on the nose right at the bell.

Round 3:
Another slugging tangle in the center of the ring has Juno on top as she bangs a belting hook on the liver area that catches the brunette off guard following a twenty second jabbing bash. Uh! The singer wobbles to the side and eats another nasty hook on the nose that drops her on the heels. She tries to push off but Juno gets there first and flies in with another hook that tears a bloody patch across the brunette's nose! Oi, Chezza!!! The older Brit wobbles back to the ropes and can only embrace for another furious hooking double that picks her off and sinks onto jelly knees! Temple barks in her efforts as she rallies to snap her rival's head back & forth until the bell finally halts her shocking charge. She cripples Cole into spasms and punches the air in delight when the ref drags her away when the clock expires. Talk about upsetting the pre-fight odds here!

Round 4:
The bloody cut across Chezza's nose has been patched up but the top ranked singer is absolutely furious and vows immediate revenge on the Hammersmith opponent. However Juno has settled down in the slugging display and goes for another try to open more wounds on the brunette's face which triggers a classic flyweight bash to please the audience. Juno rides the underdog wave while thumping both temples but then gets caught with a flush hook on the jaw that allows the singer to take over some counter-punching drill. A couple of big overhands tag the blonde's nose before a belting hook on the liver area drops Temple off her stance. She refuses to back off though and gets drilled with an uppercut double on the breasts followed by a nasty hook on the nose one more time. Ugh! It's time to jump into mid-range after all but Cole still lands more head shots from there and pummels the younger Brit into the corner when the bell finally separates the two hellcats.

Round 5:
Juno still fancies her chances in the slugging drill but she's almost too brave for her own sake here as Cheryl responds in equally ruthless fashion. Something's gotta give here soon and Juno's nostrils give up first as they start to leak blood following a heavy dose of Geordie leather. The blonde refuses to back off but when she eats another hook on the nose, she sinks on her knees with a whimper and gets SMOKED with a right hook on the eye next. Oi, Juno! She trips over her own feet and completely drops the guard as Cole flies with a left hook on the jaw to WHIP HER FLAT ON HER BACK!!! Huh! That was a brutal shot but the pressure has mounted on the brave blonde for a while now and she simply can't stay off her back as the count passes her by! Rip-roaring KO5 Cheryl Cole!!!

AFTER: This result comes as no surprise but Juno gave it her all and tried to match the favored Geordie singer both for pace & aggression. She eventually went down in flames but deserves a lot of credit... more than Chezza actually shows her now. The older Brit pins her heel on the blonde's tummy and wrenches it back & forth to enjoy more painful scowls coming from the loser's mouth that even the ref dislikes it and tells Cole to beat it. "No way, man! I need to know if Hayden P. gets the message! Because once I whup Krissy Kay next month then it's time for the original blonde sl*t to take some beating! It's bad enough that overrated cow Avril Lavigne keeps ducking me... these blondes are all FAKE!!! Grr... I'm soo done with them!"

Official result: Cheryl Cole def. Juno Temple KO5.