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25 January 2019 Hayley Atwell vs Taylor Swift

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on Jan 26, 2019 at 12:35pm

HAYLEY ATWELL VS TAYLOR SWIFT

Results: Lookout Writing: Archer

Hayley: 36 YO, 5’6 ½ (1.69 m), FCBA: 10-5-0. 10 KO since 2015. Pretty Little Punchers

Taylor: 29 YO, 5’11 (1.80 m), 25-16-0, 25 KO since 2009, Empire Boxing.

Before: Some scheduling delays caused this bout to miss the December PPV. Neither fighter seems happy about the postponement.

“It is very disruptive to a fighter’s training schedule when something like this happens,” grumbled Hayley Atwell. “I don’t know whether it was a deliberate move to cause me trouble or just an organization that can’t the necessary details of fight making.”

Taylor Swift quick to defend her management: “It wasn’t my people who created the problem. ./ was told it was YOUR inexperienced stable management that causes the problem. And as for the idea I would need to resort to mind games to beat you—please! You ae just looking for an excuse when you lose to me.”

“Typical conceited American pop star,” sniffs Hayley. “Just because you are a couple inches tallr is not going to make a difference. I punch at 5-11.”

“I am conceited?! You are the conceited one if you think a pipsqueak like you has a chance against me!” Taylor snaps.

“’The Bigger They Come The Harder They Fall!’” snipes Hayley.

“A good big girl will beat a good little girl every time,” Taylor retorts.

“Who said that?” Hayley asks.

“Taylor Swift. A good quote has to start somewhere,” Taylor fires back with a smirk.

“Ha! Your ‘quotes’ are as lame as your fighting,” Hayley said dismissively.

“Give me 10 rounds or less and I guarantee you won’t say being saying I’m a lame fighter!” snapped Taylor.

“Oh, I like a wager. You’re on Taylor Swift. I want to hear you admit you are a lame fighter,” Hayley said with a gloating expression.

“You aren’t going to hear it, Hayley Atwell I will you say I am NOT a lame fighter!”

Two fighters are giving each other hot glares across the stage as they stand at separate podiums. Not a few in the crowd of reporters are eagerly waiting for the first slap or hair pull to set off a catfight. However the two seem to regain their tempers and finish the session with some curt answers then exit quickly.,

The fight does stir up considerable social media interest. It may not be an official “grudge match” but there is a challenge on the table and many want to see who wins it.

Hayley Atwell comes to the ring with trainer Nia Peeples and Communications Director Autumn Reeser. She is wearing a royal blue sports bra and black shorts with a royal blue stripe up the side. Black boots and royal blue gloves. Her auburn hair is in a French braid.

Taylor Swift is accompanied by Empire lightweight trainer Cameron Diaz. She wears a white sports bra and blackhigh waisted shorts with gold trim. Golden gloves and white boots. Her blonde hair is in double pigtails.

Tense ring instructions as Taylor gets as close as she can to Hayley to emphasize her height superiority. Hayley not budging while trying to ignore the move. Referee gets them through his instructions. Gloves are “tapped” with a SMACK that is heard in the nose-bleed seats of the arena. Taylor and Hayley then go to their corners. The bell rings.

R1: Taylor and Hayley moved out crisply from their corners and began to circle each other at mid-ring Taylor quick to try to use her height and reach advance to strike at Hayley. Hayley moving her upper body to effectively blunt most of these long range shots. Then Hayley ducked under Taylor as she tried to lean forward with her punches and came in popping hooks into Taylor’s ribcage and up into her sports bra. Stung, Taylor swung vengefully at Hayley’s temptingly bulging breasts, but Hayley took the shots and struck back with sneaky underneath shots that rattled Taylor’s chin. As Taylor fell back on suddenly shaking legs, Hayley neatly followed up with pounding shots to the belly and then another quick uppie to bounce Taylor’s chin. Taylor covers up and pulls back in haste. Hayley in pursuit alternates head shots and body busters to keep the singer under pressure to the bell, Hayley goes back to her corner the winner of the round by a wide score. Taylor looks stunned as she goes back to her corner, but this turns to an angry scowl when she realizes how Hayley Atwell bested her.

R2: Hayley right back at putting the pressure on Taylor. She moves in close, trying to make it difficult for the blonde to counter. Taylor again getting worked over to the body with special attention paid to her chest as Hayley seems to have detected Taylor does like having her puppies pounded. Taylor backing up, but her jab starts working better and she starts smacking the auburn-haired Atwell in the face. Hayley getting her face marked up very quickly by Hayley’s counters and this is something she does not like. Hayley goes for Taylor’s head, but she her own chin smacked hard by a strong counter right. Hayley shuddering, but tries to stand her ground. Taylor now smites Hayley’s proud melons with sweeping rights and lefts, then pounding straight punches to the bra cups to try to knock the air out of Hayley’s lungs. Hayley fighting back stubbornly, but she’s losing ground at the bell. It’s a close round, but Taylor Swift wins it,

R3: Hayley sits on her stool during the break smoldering as she glares over at Taylor’s corner, Taylor giving her a smirk that only increases Hayley’s anger. Yet, when the bell rings and the fighters come out, Hayley does not make a wild charge at Taylor, but turns cautious and defensive. Taylor seems to decide that if Hayley Atwell doesn’t want to play offense, then she will. Taylor comes in firing away at Hayley’s head, Hayley ducking and blocking the head shots, but then as Taylor starts lunging forward, Hayley neatly gets in behind the blonde’s gloves and plants a surprise right to the jaw on her, Taylor is caught flush, She takes a stumbling step or two forward—AND FALLS ON HER FACE! TAYLOR SWIFT IS DOWN! Hayley Atwell with a big grin as she struts to the neutral corner as she leaves Taylor struggling to push up off the canvas as the referee moves in to start the count. Taylor on hands and knees, shaking her head in an obvious effort to regain her senses, then slowly pushes herself erect. She breaks the count at “EIGHT!” Referee waves Hayley back in and the redhead goes straight for the shaken blonde. Taylor quickly covers up and tries to keep away from Hayley. Hayley can’t get a good finisher in, but she does keep Taylor under heavy punching pressure and struggling to keep away from the ropes. Taylor is able to survive to the bell, but Hayley has won the round easily and has a knockdown on her side of the cards.

R4: Taylor looking dazed on her stool as her corner crew work on She comes out slowly at the bell, gloves up tight around her head and watching Hayley warily. Hayley is a bit wary too, she doesn’t want to risk making Taylor’s mistake of rushing in on a not-so-hurt opponent. Hayley circles the buttoned-up Taylor and sends out probing punches. Not much reaction from Taylor and so Hayley starts aggressively moving in with strong punching to the body. Taylor seems willing to take the body punching as long as she keeps her head protected. Taylor does push out enough jabs to keep her on the judges’ cards, but she sticks to defense with determination this round, Hayley able to pound the perimeters of Taylor, but can’t seem to get any knockdown shots. Hayley has to settle for taking the round by a comfortable margin while Taylor seems satisfied at having been able to rest a round after that R3 trip to the canvas.

R5: Hayley moves in on Taylor, but this round Taylor fights back. Taylor able to hit Hayley as she tries to get in close. Hayley takes some wicked lightning strikes to the face. Hayley’s hit repeatedly in the left eye so that it swells alarmingly and there is soon a jagged cut in the hairline which causes scarlet to trickle down her forehead. Hayley forces her way in close and gets in an overhand right that bloodies Taylor’s nose to make the blonde recoil. However Taylor quickly comes back in and the two are toe-to-toe smacking each other hard to the breasts, ribs and belly. Taylor looking much better at the close-in action now and she starts pushing Hayley back. Taylor able to break through Hayley’s guard and catch her in the right eye with solid straight right. Bell ends the round. Judges say Taylor Swift won by a close margin, but Hayley is the one with two ugly swellings around her eyes.

R6: Hayley worked on by the Puncher corner crew. They try to get those swollen areas around her eyes under control. Hayley comes out aggressively, apparently not wanting Taylor to think she’s hurting. Taylor not reckless, but quite methodical as she comes towards Hayley. First., strikes to the body from a distance. Then she ups the pressure as she comes forward. Taylor trying to challenge her, swings for Taylor’s head, but the blonde turns and blocks the punch with her shoulder. Then Taylor comes back with cracking right to the jaw. Hayley staggers away, Taylor moves with her and quickly takes advantage when Hayley’s gloves start to sag. Taylor stuffs shots into Hayley’s eyes. Hayley’s body trembles as though it’s been hit by an electric shock. Taylor puts a left-right combo into Hayley’s chin. DOWN GOES HAYLEY ATWELL! Hayley drops to her knees and then falls forward. Hayley lies on her side as Taylor moves to the neutral corner. Referee is counting, Hayley struggling desperately to rise and makes it to her feet at “NINE!” Referee checks Hayley out, especially those eyes which are now both badly swollen. Hayley growling fiercely: “Don’t you even think about stopping this fight! I am perfectly able to defend myself!” Referee looks reluctant, but then signals Taylor back in.

Hayley struggling to show she can fight, actually comes at the advancing Taylor, but Taylor quickly crushes the attempted counterattack. Hayley smacked on the jaw with a weeping right and then a sweeping left comes crashing in. Hayley flounders backwards as Taylor pours on the punches to the face, Hayley getting pulped as she hits the ropes and can’t get her gloves u0p to protect herself, Taylor pounding away as ringsiders scream for the fight to be stopped. AND THE REF JUMPS IN! The official pulls Taylor back and then catches Hayley as she collapses into his arms. Taylor takes a moment to savor the sight of a broken, helpless Hayley Atwell and then raises her arms in triumph.

TAYLOR SWIFT DEFEATS HAYLEY ATWELL TKO6!

After: Taylor can’t wait for the chance to drag Hayley off her stool once medical check is done. Hayley not seeing too well thanks to those two soon-to-be-black eyes. Taylor helpfully guides her to midring. Taylor has procured a wireless mic after her gloves were removed and now thrusts it into Hayley’s bruised and battered face.

“I want to hear you say it, Hayley, Say “I am a lame fighter and Taylor Swift just proved it!’”

“You bloody bytch!” Hayley groans. Taylor grabs Hayley’s right arms and twists it behind her back.

“Would you care to do what I asked or do you want this arm in a cast!” Taylor says in a menacing voice.

“I will never forgive you for this!” Hayley groans.

“I’ll worry about that tomorrow. Now SAY IT!” Taylor commands.

“Taylor Swift just proved I am lame fighter,” Hayley spits out.

“Don’t rewrite the lines. Say them correctly and say them LOUD! I want everyone to hear you grovel to me!” Taylor says.

“I just hate you! I truly do! OWWW!!!” Hayley moans as Taylor tighten the armlock. “I AM A LAME FIGHTER AND TAYLOR SWIFT JUST PROVED IT! YOU HAPPY NOW BYTCH?”

“Almost,” Taylor says, “you need a lesson in humility.”

Taylor Swift then forces Hayley Atwell over to the ropes and bends her over the top strand. She then punches her in the buns. One bun at time as Hayley howls in indignation. Taylor lands about 8 punches before Troian Bellisario suddenly appears.

“You let her alone!” Troian orders. “She’s had enough.”

Hayley is now limp as she hands over the top rope. So Taylor nods and says: “You appear to be correct. You can get her out of here. I think I’ve made my point to her.” She then pulls Hayley back so that she slides down the ropes to end up as a heap at Troian’s feet.

Taylor then saunters off. The crowd reaction to all this has been a mixture of cheers and boos. Taylor seems happy with that and waves to her supporters before exiting the ruing.

Hayley Atwell put up a good fight, but it wasn’t good enough to beat Taylor Swift tonight. Hayley had seemed on the verge of victory after R3, but couldn’t seem to keep Taylor from recuperating in R4, Taylor then counterattacked over R5 and R6 until she had bettered Hayley into a stoppage. Taylor also showed a heelish side to her nature in the post-fight which may or may not return, but will undoubtedly give future opponents something to think about. Hayley took a bad licking at the end, but we expect her to bounce back soon and future opponents may have to cause to wonder if Hayley will take her humiliation out on them!