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31 January 2019 "Six Debuts In Search of an Asylum" PPV Post-Event Press Conference

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Posted by Wiz on Feb 1, 2019 at 3:06am

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Jane Levy, Kristen Stewart, Lili Reinhar, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Taylor Hill, Gemma Arterton, Serinda Swan, Jewel, Mariska Hargitay, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Emily Osment.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with each and every one of our indy fighters, who are the backbone of Asylum. Without them, what we do every month wouldn't happen. And, of course, we can' forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "Let's start with Jane. Obviously a big upset that certainly sets back any title plans you might have had..."

Man In The Hat: "Obviously not the result Jane was looking for. She got caught, and it happens. Does it set us back? Well, it's not like we've ever won the flyweight title BEFORE..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "I like Jane. She's won a lot of fights for us and beaten some good fighters. Not a great night. OK. There will be other nights. Cable Boy II. Go!

Showtime Reporter: "On the other hand, Kristen looked very good..."

Man In The Hat: "She did. And, again, I'm never surprised when she does that. That Donnelly girl. Don't sleep on her. Lots of ability there. Just needs work. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "For the third month in a row, I want to ask about Taylor Hill, but, not just Taylor. All three of your lightweights, Hill, Arterton, and Swan, won tonight and that division continues to be a strength for you..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "Gems caught a bit of a tiger by the tail, but she did what she does and she came back and won the fight. Swanny was comin' off a tough loss and came back from it looking very good. Taylor is a star in the makin', no doubt about that. She continues to impress me every time she gets in the ring. Smackeroo. Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "Speaking of impressive, let's talk about Lili..."

Man In The Hat: "We have a really great bantam here in Chloe Bennet. Everybody knows what Chloe can do and what she's already done. Lili can be that kind of fighter. We're very pleased she's here at Front Street, and we hope she'll be winnin' fights for us for a LONG time. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"