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31 March 2019 The Alphabet At The Asylum II: Electric Boogaloo Introduction

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Posted by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Apr 1, 2019 at 8:51am

O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap March with another great Asylum card!"

Cassie: "We are, Jenny, and we'll be starting in the division where I rule, flyweight, with Britt Robertson in town to battle Jane Levy! And, later in the card, will see Meg Donnelly make her return to Philly against Ariel Winter!"

Tess: "After Robertson/Levy, we'll move up to lightweight, as Christina Ochoa will make her FCBA debut against Taylor Hill!"

McCarthy: "That toothpick spit the bit on pay-per-view and she is on her way OUT of here, because I was RIGHT to fire her at Sceej!"

Cassie: "We'll also see bantamweight action tonight, with AJ Michalka's return to the Asylum to battle former Unified Bantamweight Champion Chloe Bennet!"

Tess: "And, speaking of former champions, Jaina Lee Ortiz makes her FCBA debut tonight against former Unified Lightweight Champion Katy Perry!"

McCarthy: "And, there's a welterweight bout as well, featuring an actual REAL opponent, Sofia Vergara, who's here to trash that overrated Charlotte McKinney!"

O'Dell: "Six fights, four weight classes, and one heck of a card. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'The Alphabet at the Asylum II: Electric Boogaloo'!"