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30 April 2019 Meaghan Rath vs Kat Dennings

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Posted by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum at May 1, 2019 at 2:20am

BEFORE:

"I've been waiting and waiting for the phone to ring," says Meaghan with a shake of the head. "But. Nobody's in a hurry to try me after what I showed here against King. Give Dennings credit. She's not afraid. But. She SHOULD be."

"Know all about her," Kat says with a nod. "I know she has plenty of talent. I ALSO know she doesn't have enough to win tonight."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Started From The Bottom' by Drake, and here comes the star of 'Hawaii Five-O', the lovely Meaghan Rath!"

McCarthy: "Wasn't that LOSER Park on that show? As I recall, THIS girl has real curves and isn't a toothpick, so, they traded up."

O'Dell: "Meaghan into the ring and helped off with the robe, and those curves being displayed nicely in that coral bikini she's wearing. And, that's 'I Don't Feel Like Dancing' by Scissor Sisters pounding through the arena, and that can only mean that Kat 'The Rack' Dennings is on her way to the ring!"

Cassie: "Here's the part where Mac hates on Kat..."

McCarthy: "It's not MY fault she's a Campbell clone with no talent!"

Tess: "Fish. Barrel."

O'Dell (sighing): "Kat down the aisle and into the ring. She's helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that curve-hugging black number she prefers. And, the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Kat. Mac?"

McCarthy: "This girl has NO FCBA wins, BUT. She only has ONE FCBA fight..."

Cassie: "Do you HEAR this, BFF?"

McCarthy: "Shut UP, Scabbo! I'm prognostiferating! As I was SAYING, she ONLY has one FCBA fight. And, Dennings is an overrated Dancing Hooker. J-Mac's calling the upset! Rath!"

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I think Mac is an idiot. AND, I agree with Tess!"

McCarthy: "You LITTLE..."

O'Dell: "Aaaannnddd, we're underway. No surprise to see Rath on the move early. She's got excellent feet and great athletic ability, as we saw the last time she was here. Kat, on the other hand, not going to want to engage in a war of movement. She prefers to fight in closer quarters..."

McCarthy: "Because she's slow and FAT, like Campbell..."

Cassie: "Is now the time to point out to Mac how many times Neve whipped her..."

McCarthy: "I. WAS. ROBBED!"

O'Dell: "Rath stopping and landing a nice flurry. Dennings firing back and that was quite the exchange before Meaghan circled away. Rath, as we saw the last time, likes to move, but she's very aggressive, more than willing to stop and do quite a bit of popping..."

Tess: "And, she does it again, landing a SOLID right hand in there..."

O'Dell: "Dennings answered with a right of her own, before Meaghan circled away for a reset. Down under fifteen seconds in a competitive first. Rath jabbing, moving, reverses field, lands a quick combination. Kat a right hand counter and there's the bell. Close opener, but it's Meaghan who grabs the 10-9 lead."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second underway on the same terms as the first. Rath wants to move, pick her spots for exchanges, but, she remains aggressive while doing that. She's not just looking to pile up points, but hurt as well. Meaghan stops, pops, SHARP trade as both brunettes land hard shot..."

Tess: "No lack of power punches and we're just over four minutes in."

O'Dell: "Dennings not exactly stalking here, but more like angling, as Meaghan isn't playing hard to get. She's just determined to choose her ground. Again, Rath stops and fires a hard combination and DENNINGS LAYS HER OUT! Right hook that landed right on the button and Meaghan splashes to her back!"

Cassie: "Well. I only sing once a night, but..."

O'Dell: "Kat to a neutral corner. Meaghan with her eyes closed in the Maltese cross position. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. No movement at all from Rath. REALLY got caught with that one. Seven. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO2 in one-punch fashion is Kat 'The Rack' Dennings!"

McCarthy: "Lucky punch."

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Kat Dennings, and, wow, that didn't take long..."

Kat (shrugging): "Look, she's a good fighter. Plenty of talent. I just caught her with one, that's all. And, it doesn't matter WHO you are under 120. If I catch you like that, you are going OUT."

Tess: "I keep talking about this, but it remains relevant. Big year of evaluation at Front Street, so, every fight is big..."

Kat: "Every fight is ALWAYS big here. We're given a lot and a lot is asked from us. That's what we signed up for. And, I wouldn't change a thing."