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30 April 2019 Live Streaming of Post-Fight Press Conference Post-Event Press Conference

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Posted by Boxing World Online at May 1, 2019 at 2:14am

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Kat Dennings, Lili Reinhart, Chloe Bennet, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Katy Perry, Serinda Swan, Hunter King, Jewel, Mariska Hargitay, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Emily Osment.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with each and every one of our indy fighters, who are the backbone of Asylum. Without them, what we do every month wouldn't happen. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "Lots of bantam action tonight, and, you could argue that it might be your strongest division again.."

Man In The Hat: "Well, there was a time years ago, when we had Neve and Grace and Britney and Pinkness and some others, there was no question that bantam was our top division. Of course, lightweight got pretty strong with Gems and Anna and Katy and some others, and pulled ahead when we transitioned at bantam. Now? I'd say both divisions are pretty strong for us. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: Sticking with the bantam theme, Kat and Lili didn't waste much time tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "Well, here's the thing. They can both HIT. As you know, this is the Front Street prototype. Girls who are big for the weight and can HIT. Not everyone here fits that mold, of course, but these girls DO. And, when you can HIT, you can end fights quickly. That's what they did tonight. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Let's talk about your lightweights. Katy and Serinda Two different kind of fights, but two results..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "Katy's as good as it gets at lightweight, as I've said before. Had a girl who could box and wanted to box, but Katy can do that. And, she can enforce will if she doesn't WANT to do that. Swanny, well. AJ came after her. That's OK with Serinda. She's as physical as it gets at lightweight. She'll trade with you and you won't like the results. Smackeroo. Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "Let's get back to bantam and talk about Chloe and Hunter...maybe two girls at opposite ends of your division..."

Man In The Hat: "Chloe's, no doubt, at the top of the division. As I've said repeatedly, she's as good as any bantam in the world and we're building our division around her. And, you know how Hunter is like Katy? She's been everything we hoped for when we signed her. She's athletic. She can hit. She gets better every time out. I'm very, very pleased with Ms. King. Very, very pleased. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"