The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Jennette McCurdy, Jane Levy, Ariel Winter, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Katy Perry, Antje Utgaard, Charlotte McKinney, Jewel, Mariska Hargitay, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Emily Osment.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with each and every one of our indy fighters, who are the backbone of Asylum. Without them, what we do every month wouldn't happen. Want to thank a frequent guest, Beever's Babes, for being with us again tonight. Looking forward to having them back. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "We have to start with flyweight. Obviously, another huge win for Kristen tonight on the pay-per-view and you had your other three flys in action here tonight. Anything change your thoughts about what the division will look like next year?"

Man In The Hat: "Well, Kris, again, showed exactly how good she is. That's another Hall of Famer she beat tonight, and a girl who's, again, as good as any flyweight in the world. This isn't a fluke. This is who K-Stew IS, and that's an elite fly around whom we're gonna build our division. As for the other ladies, we got three wins tonight, and that's what you take from tonight. There was stuff to like in all three cases. We'll sit down and watch video in the coming days, of course, and we'll do more evaluation then. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk lightweight. You've said that Kristen and Chloe are the only two names on your roster written in pen. Did Gemma change that tonight at the pay-per-view?"

Man In The Hat: "You know, son, it's taken you some time, but you're starting to LEARN a little about BOXIN'..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "That's EXACTLY what Gemma did tonight. You beat a girl like Palicki, a girl who's as good as any lightweight on the planet, and, yeah, you've proven something. And, it's not the FIRST time Gems has proved it. She's always been very likely to be in our Tenth Anniversary plans. But, now, as you say, her name's in ink. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Let's talk about your other lightweights in action tonight, Katy and Serinda . Obviously, Swanny was in pretty tough..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "She was in VERY tough. Very. Taylor's done everything but win the belts in that division. As for Katy, don't sleep on Ms. Momsen, who showed people things tonight that those of us who know what we're seein' already knew were there. Ms. Perry remains in that small group of the very best lights on the planet, and Taylor showed tonight that she can swim in those waters. Smackeroo. Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "Let's talk about your welters. You got two results, but, were you impressed with what you saw? Looked like there were some rough patches in there..."

Man In The Hat: "As I said when we talked about the flys, what you take from tonight is that you got two wins...and that's a big takeaway. Over the next several days, we'll break down the video and we'll see what we like and what we don't like, and, I'm sure there will be some of each. Tonight? You enjoy the wins. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"