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30 August 2019 Madison Beer vs Ariana Grande

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on Aug 31, 2019 at 2:09pm

Madison Beer versus Ariana Grande

(Words & Results: Lookout!)

BEFORE: Two pop singers ready to battle tonight as the two of them can’t seem to get at one another fast enough.

“Madison is NOT a pop star. She doesn’t have any freaking talent and her fifteen minutes of fame needs to be over, like now. She is just SO pathetic and I can’t wait to teach her a lesson in what a true star is like. While my boxing career may not be what it should be quite yet, but I still have more than enough to dumb trash like Beer down the sink…” Ariana says with an intense glare for her rival.

Madison just waving her hand dismissively, “I keep challenging these bimbos to a sing-off, but they keep backing down. So, I guess I’m going to have to beat into them the fact that I’m better instead. I’m always happy to pound some sense into them and once I’m done with Ariana, she won’t be stepping onto the stage here anytime soon.”

Ariana in a pink bikini top and bottoms - matching gloves and hair in a fighting ponytail - Madison in a white bikini top and matching bottoms - matching gloves and hair also in a fighting ponytail. The ref doesn’t even get to give instructions before the two of them are charging at one another and the ref just rings the bell to get this match started...

R1: Ariana showing a stern stick to open - Beer hanging back, batting at it, parrying it, looking to time it. Tactical first, Grande spearing and stabbing away midring, but Beer taking any chances to get inside and pound away. Both of them hammering at one another for points, but Beer with better footwork, timing and action to get the round wide down the stretch.

R2: Madison gets the timing down, starts to step in off the Grande jab, hook her tits, jam the right hand in tight, body up to smother. Madison having it her way, landing, walking Ariana back for breaks - Grande not as effective backing up. Midway through, Grande bends into a hard right - Beer slips under and to the left, comes back a cranking hook on the chops and puts Grande's long legs on 'hurt' - Ariana stepping funky to regroup. Beer banging that ribcage, muscling Grande ropeside, when Ariana spins her with a hand behind the neck and gets muscular herself. Grande dropping her hands and galloping to Beer’s sturdy midriff and chest, twisting her torso, shrugging her shoulders as she licks the punches in rising arcs and BEER SAGS INTO THE ROPES! Vicious Ariana Grande punching has Madison in stupor - brunette covering up dazed, trying to hunch forward, but getting stacked up by the thumping pressure of Grande curling work. Ariana steals a Madison round, sends the brunette busted back to her corner.

R3: All Ariana Grande. She gets on Madison with a drilling stick hammering it off the girl's skull and upper chest. Beer bobbing and rolling, retreating - she's backed to the ropes and Grande goes to work. Ariana keying off the jab, dropping in the right cross, and coming back with whistle-stop hooks to the Beer midsection. Rough palming-up from Ariana to reset, then she's lashing away, hurting Beer to the body and head. Down the stretch, Ariana mixing up her rhythm - she swats a sidearm hook to Beer's aching breadbasket, doubles it up and drops in the short right hand over Beer's left shoulder. Jolt in Madison's legs, then she crumples to all fours as Ariana steps back with a satisfied glare. Beer heroic to beat the count - she's drifting in and out at the bell.

R4: Ariana on finish - jab/right hand, staying on her front foot to whip the hook hard to paunch. Beer gutsy as she stands her ground, staying low, slipping the right, hooking Ariana hard in the ribs and cheek at every opportunity. Crowd pleasing stuff as both girls get tagged, neither wants out of the kitchen. Down the stretch, Ariana finding the rhythm, backing Beer up with one-twos, coming back underneath the hook when Beer BEATS HER TO A LEFT HAND! Madison's hook cracks jaw as Ariana's digs downstairs - blonde head-spin - Ariana upright and stiff as she sinks to the canvas to sprawl on her back! Grande up at 9 and WOOZY at the ropes - a hungry Madison Beer comes in, chin tucked, dukes up, elbows in. Beer bending down low, pulling a shattering overhand right into Ariana's eye - Grande's hands at her chest, she takes it flush, tilts hurt into the ropes, Beer'S OPENING UP! Laying in off Ariana's left shoulder and scrounging away with a short digging hook - breasts and belly, chin and breasts, pushing and slugging AND THE REF STEPS IN! Pandemonium as Beer leaps away for joy - Grande badly shaken, blubbers in protest in the man's arms. TKO4, Madison Beer.

AFTER: Madison bounding over as a dazed, still sniveling Ariana is trying to get to her feet but a quick knee THUMPING up into her abs sends her sprawling back down. From there, Beer pounces forward for a quick tackle and it’s a job of work, but manages to bully Grande towards her back underneath her. Straddling her foe as she sits across her breasts, bouncing a little bit to ensure Ariana is breathless and then snapping her fingers for a tube of lipstick and her cell phone - both of which are tossed her way and caught. Ariana is squirming and kicking, making it a little bit more difficult than her last victim who was unconscious, but Madison is able with the help of some Butt Bombs across her foe’s cleavage to apply the words ‘BEER’S B*TCH* across her tummy and snapping a SELFIE in the process as she admires her handiwork. Beaming, pointing to her foe’s tummy with one hand and pumping a bicep flex with the other arm, it’s one of the most viewed Instagram posts of the month once it’s up.

Scooting backwards so that her butt brushes over a furious Grande’s face, she pushes herself to her feet and saunters over to address the press with a smirk. Taking another selfie in the ring as she tosses the lipstick out to some lucky fan, “First of all, I want everybody to notice that was much better than Avril’s second attempt against Ariana. She took five and guess what? Only four to beat the hell out of Grande. I think we can figure out what that means. Second of all, that’s another member of my little club and I know there are so many other deserving b*tches who want to join. So, come find me and I’d be happy to bring you onto my team.” Madison stares into the camera and then winks, sliding out of the ring as she flips off Ariana with one hand and then high fives some fans with the other after racking up her second win in a row...