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31 August 2019 Red Hot Summer At The Asylum II: Electric Boogaloo Intro

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Posted by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum at Sep 1, 2019 at 11:20am

O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap August with another great Asylum card!"

Cassie: "That's right, Jenny, and we'll be starting tonight in the division where I rule, flyweight, with Ellie Bamber making her Asylum debut against Ariel Winter!"

McCarthy: "And, AS USUAL, the theme of THIS card could be 'Typical Dancing Hooker opponents with no FCBA wins', because Bamber doesn't have one, and neither does Molly C. Quinn, who was, clearly, brought in here by Weirdo to pad the record of one of his overrated Campbell-trained bantams, Lili Reinhart."

Tess: "There will be some big girl action as well tonight, with Chimera returning to Asylum in the person of Deborah Ann Woll, who'll be looking for HER first FCBA win against Charlotte McKinney."

McCarthy: "Who might just get fired IN THE RING tonight..."

O'Dell: "And, believe it or not, that's happened in the FCBA BEFORE..."

Tess: "And, it won't just be welter action among the bigs tonight, because we'll have a Tiffany division bout as well, with Cintia Decker making her FCBA debut against Taylor Hill!"

Cassie: "And, the remainder of the card will take place in MY division, as Holland Roden makes her Asylum debut against Jane Levy, and The Dollhouse's Hayley Williams, visits to battle Jennette McCurdy!"

O'Dell: "Six fights, four weight classes, and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Red Hot Summer at the Asylum II: Electric Boogaloo'!"