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Emma Roberts (28, 5’2, 96 lbs, 18:9 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
Vs.
Milana Vayntrub (32, 5’3, 115 lbs, 1:1 FCBA, GBS)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Caspian & The Dollhouse
BEFORE: Emma Roberts going into overdrive with the eye-rolling action tonight, performing an eye-flip each time her opponent’s name is mentioned by the reporters backstage.
"Another night, another new girl. Gosh, I get so many challenges from so many of these NOBODIES, it's truly pathetic. I have no freaking idea what possessed Milana to challenge me, but I decided to accept this one. Why? Call it luck of the draw. I have WAY bigger things on my mind, such as destroying certain hideous monsters like PUDGENS, who’s constantly delaying her inevitable END by delaying our rematch, but I'll get her in the ring before the year is over, mark my freaking words! Meanwhile, if I gotta stay in shape by kicking the crap out of all these new girls like Milana here, so be it. Let's just get this over with."
The self-proclaimed Dollhouse alpha ends her tirade with the biggest eye roll of them all, showing just how much contempt she has for the rookie tonight. Poor Milana Vayntrub ain’t getting no love from her, but the 32-year-old American actress doesn’t seem to be taking things too seriously by contrast.
“I’m looking at this boxing thing from an outsider’s point-of-view, and I must say, some of you girls take this WAY too seriously. Case in point? I have NO idea why Ms Roberts is always so worked up about everything. Me? I’m just looking to make a little side income with this. And of course, I hope to have a little fun by scoring an upset tonight. I’m bigger and stronger, and Emma is not exactly the scariest looking woman in the league, to say the least.”
Hours later, both girls emerge from curtains and stride onto the stage in their fight-attire. Emma is dressed in her traditional Dollhouse colours, wearing a pink/white sports top and long tights with matching gloves, as she raises a confident hand to the crowds, breaks into a wry smile as they roar back. Milana going for something equally functional, donning a red/white sports bra and black gym tights. She, too, has a few fans in the audience who are loudly shouting her name from the rafters.
Referee calls both women together in the ring, for an interesting match-up between a hellbent Dollhouse veteran and a fresh-faced GBS newcomer. Who will ultimately prevail? There goes the bell and LET’S GET IT ON to find out, with ten rounds of Flyweight action!
ROUND 1: Emma very aggressive at the start of this contest, moving her feet forward at breakneck speed and hoping to break some other girl’s neck as well. First ten seconds are barely out and the Doll is already slamming hard fist pistons into Milana’s arms, hoping to dominate the rookie early and force her to eat her own words before the night gets underway. Milana however having done her homework here, expected this mad rush - she’s already moving backwards out of the gate, trying to block against the initial onslaught that is Emma Roberts. Roberts does get in some good licks to the body, but her ventures up north not bearing much fruit, her jabs finding Milana’s pesky arms in their way. This only seems to piss off Emma even more, with the Doll used to getting her cake and eating it. She growls, shouts out her frustration when the bell ends and Milana still isn’t reduced to the drooling creampuff lying down at her feet at the end of this opening round. A moral victory for Milana as she manages to survive the opening salvo. Question is: how long can she last in there with such a madwoman?
ROUND 2: Milana appears to be playing the long-game, emphasising her defences she braces herself for another mad dash forward from Roberts. Emma flying towards her with even more energy and haphazard swinging than before, as though thinking that putting even more crazy into the equation might find her success. Loud grunts echo throughout the arena as Emma wails away on the arms and body, but we’re not sure exactly where the grunts are coming from, with Roberts also sapping herself of energy if she keeps up this barrage indefinitely. Milana not smiling any longer, however, being pushed backwards and forwards constantly, not being able to get many shots off herself. And when she does manage to score a snap jab or two into Emma’s face, the retribution is swift and ten-fold, with Roberts letting out an ear piercing shriek as she rushes forward to punish the rookie right back, but has to be held back by the exasperated referee when the bell rings.
ROUND 3: Let’s go, Milana’s team urging their girl from behind, hoping to showcase some of the newcomer’s skills especially with Emma Roberts panting hard at the other corner. Roberts’ gamble having backfired, with the Doll’s third rush forward only results in her eating another crisp shot to the face, and then another one to her chest. Milana conserving all that energy into a steady stream of jabs in the third round, her speed outweighing and outnumbering the Doll’s at this point. Roberts getting pushed backwards not by choice, forced to go on the defensive, but make no mistake, she’s also firing as many punches as her tired body can allow her to. Result is a two-way, all-out punch-fest - the most amount of action we’ve seen thus far - with both ladies taking turns burying leather gloves into cheek and body, jumping away in outrage, and then leaping back in and doing it all over again. Milana holding her own all the way to the bell, satisfied that the playing field has been levelled, and finally taking a round for herself.
ROUND 4: Bad news for Roberts, whose fears are unfolding before her eyes. The rookie ends up dominating an early exchange with an early jab flurry to her face, making Roberts see stars as she backs away in pain. Those lips of hers twisted into a permanent scowl, not liking it one bit that a complete newcomer is pushing her around in the ring. Emma roars forward in the middle minute, hoping to recover, but gets her nostrils pounded on by another one-two combo, then her face swiped to the side as Milana holds her ground and punishes her for crossing the line in the sand. Emma with no choice but to put her arms up and fend off the brunette’s advances, which thankfully ain’t much at this point, with Milana playing it cautious as she herds Roberts back with jabs but not much else. Milana leveling the overall score by the time the bell rings, putting Emma in a grand pickle indeed if she hopes to make a statement.
ROUND 5: Rapid two-way exchange in the opening thirty seconds, with Milana’s flurry met with one of Roberts' own simultaneously: Roberts weaving back from a sudden hook to the face, punishing the rookie with some nose-pounding action as well. Tide seems to be turning as Milana is the one backing away in shock, but the rookie also holding her hands out in front of her, preventing Roberts from rushing in for the kill. Girls do a similar back-and-forth melee for the next minute, each scoring some nice punches to the face. But Emma’s countering skills are definitely more advanced - she DUCKS under another wild hook before she FOLDS Milana over in half, some tummy-tucking swings buried into the midsection. Milana gasping out loud as her body jerks back, eyes blinking as she tries to rally - TOO LATE - Roberts sends her REELING with a follow-up right hook that crashes into the face, and DOWN GOES MILANA VAYNTRUB!! That one power hook well-timed and TOO fast for her comprehension!
Milana crumples onto her side and just lies there in the fetal position, breathing hard but not doing much else! She's completely KNOCKED Out COLD! IT’S all over in a FLASH, just like Roberts wanted it!
Official Decision: Emma Roberts defeats Milana Vayntrub via KO5!
AFTER: What a finishing move for Roberts! Of course, Emma immediately smirking, hands raised high as though this was the only and obvious outcome going into the fight. She takes her time posing for the cameras and crowd in the middle of the ring, ignoring Milana’s broken form for a good minute or two.
Poor Milana slowly stirring from her shocking defeat, turning over onto her back but her eyelids still fluttering in the wind. Emma eventually walking over and towering over her with both hands on her hips. The Doll then scoffs, waves her hand dismissively as if declaring, “Not even worth my time…”
Emma quickly turns, grabbing the microphone from the ring official and turning to face the crowds as she seems to have some more on her mind…”I hope that served as a lesson Milana.” Still breathing heavily into the microphone. “You’re not in my freaking league and you never will be. All I needed was one good opening and you were DONE. Good. Freaking. Night!” Emma barks at her fallen foe from above, before quickly calming down. “With that out of the way…I would like to say a few words about Nessie Pudgens. AKA The biggest ever INSULT to the FCBA Hall of Fame and every single member in it. I’m TIRED of watching you getting destroyed by literally everybody, Nessie. Michelle…well, that one was obvious. But Collins? How pathetic. I want my turn and I WILL get it. I hereby officially challenge you, Nessie Pudgens, to a fight on the Main Event of Doll Ball 10. I expect your official acceptance within a week….or you’ll forever be branded a huge, freaking, COWARD.” And with that, Roberts angrily SLAMS the microphone to the mat, looking borderline psychotic as the cameras zoom in on her narrowing eyes, with the “Ice Queen” delivering the biggest b*tch-stare we’ve ever seen towards the camera and her now arch-nemesis. Will Nessa accept? We sure hope so, as this will surely be one of the biggest fights of the year! Stay tuned!
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