Avril Lavigne
(34, 5’1½, 128 lbs, 29:12 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
Vs.
Kristin Kreuk
(36, 5’3, 108 lbs, 48:53 FCBA, HISC)

Results: Lookout!; Story: Caspian & The Dollhouse

BEFORE:
Avril Lavigne looking stoked for this upcoming MAIN EVENT at the pre-fight press conference, smiling at the reporters whilst bouncing up and down in her seat.

“I'm coming full circle tonight, bitches! As most of you know, Kristin was my first ever opponent, like, 10 years ago. I barely even knew anything about boxing back then, and was pretty damn confused when Kristin chose to defend her title against me. How f*cking LAME! And you know…a champion vs someone on their debut, and It STILL took this b*tch five freaking rounds to beat me!” Avril giggling with a snort. “I knew I wanted to kick her ass ever since I got back into the ring 2 years ago, *especially* for how she treated me after the fight. And now I finally get to do just that tonight. Hell yeah! I mean, she JUST lost to Maisie Williams, someone I JUST beat. And hell, even Emma (Roberts) managed to beat her a while ago! It seems like she's been losing non-stop this year, so I'm pretty freakin’ confident I'll totally kick her ass tonight!” Avril turning to Kristin at the other end of the table, scraping her chair backwards as she stands up in one quick motion, both her hands on hips. “Let's f*cking go BBBIIITCH!"

Kristin Kreuk of course a legend in her own right, the HISC starlet facing some recent troubles with growing her winnings in the squared circle, but she doesn’t look one bit bothered, shaking her head towards Avril with a smirk of her own, then responding calmly.

"Avril, hon, sit your big ass down. You know, I was surprised by your challenge - I thought you were just scared of me all these years. That fight must have been pretty traumatizing, the way I toyed with you. “ Kristin chuckles, cockily staring down the fuming blonde. And now, ELEVEN years later you suddenly want your rematch? Sounds like you WERE scared and now think that you have a shot because I’m having a so called ‘off-year’. Hate to break it to you, b*tch: My results don’t change the fact you're still in NO shape to compete with me inside that ring, and that’s something you're about to find out in an hour or two. I can't even imagine how humiliating this is gonna be for you, losing to me AGAIN, after all this talk, but hey, you asked for it Av - I'm just here to deliver."

Heated words from heated rivals as these two are set to clash once more in the ring. It was back in 2008 when Avril was handed her first loss of her career to Kristin, and both ladies have not forgotten since. They’re herded backstage before either girl can cause more trouble, and an hour later, it’s Kreuk who’s arriving in the arena first. The HISC girl may be getting on in terms of age, but she’s still looking like she’s in the prime fitness of her life: a toned tummy bared proudly as she dons a simple grey sports bra and long, white fighting tights. Avril next to arrive in an explosion of streamers and dazzling lights, dressed in her good-luck black-and-hot-pink Dollhouse colours that are showing off her curvy body.

Referee doesn’t want to risk injury (to himself) as he calls both women to the center of the ring and quickly rolls through the preamble, before sending both ladies back to their corners for the start of the bell. With a wave of his hand, HERE we go with ten rounds of Flyweight action!

ROUND 1:
Avril unnaturally cautious as she begins this fight – this is a must win for the Dollhouse Queen and even she seems to know that her usual recklessness can lead to a humiliating disaster tonight against a skilled opponent like Kreuk. She’s uncharacteristically taking the fight slow, dancing around Kristin’s opening jabs and opting to test the waters and not fall to her fists like she did more than ten years ago. Kristin on the other hand coming in confident and just a ball of energy in comparison, the older girl snapping straight punches into Avril’s guard as though their first ever fight was simply continuing as planned, driving Lavigne backwards for another five rounds before hoping to put her down for the count once again. At least, that’s Kreuk’s plan. Avril moving backwards, blocking and weaving carefully, frustrating her opponent’s plans this time, then roaring into action in the final seconds, her jab slamming into Kristin’s face from afar. This way, she manages to not only hold off Kreuk’s blitz, but also steal the round from under her rival’s nose, gaining some much needed confidence going forward.

ROUND 2:
Avril pushing her advantage, coming forward with even greater confidence after that early Round 1 success. But she underestimates Kristin’s resolve, and the two ladies are set for a CLASH in the middle of the ring as they both go to town with the swings and misses. Avril in sudden panic mode, not expecting this exchange as she gets battered up high, with Kreuk’s speed and strength surprising the smaller singer. Kreuk delighted to have her foe right in her sights, and wastes no time with bashing Lavigne across the face and her flimsy forearms, sending the Doll back paddling and regretting her choices. Avril desperately trying to re-exert her dominance with her jab, tapping at the face as Kristin comes roaring back in, but now she’s left with a more difficult time at staving her enemy off, with Kreuk banging fists into her midsection and the arms repeatedly, gleefully sensing that Lavigne might just about go down easily before the first five rounds are up.

ROUND 3:
Both ladies start the third with even more caution than usual - and this is Avril and Kreuk we’re talking about here - circling for about ten seconds before launching themselves full into the thick of things. Avril still with one foot stuck in the door, can’t make up her mind whether she wants to rely on her defences or full-on rage mode. She succeeds in landing a flurry of jabs to Kristin’s face and body before the brunette returns the favour in kind, and it’s arguable which girl is coming out on top of things. Avril however on the retreat, suddenly hesitant to engage in a close-quarters melee with the fitter and faster Kristin. Kreuk all too happy to oblige, barreling in close with guns ablazing. If it’s a trap from the wiley Lavigne, she doesn’t seem to care, merely content with landing hooks into the Canadian’s body before bashing her across the arms covering her face. Avril grunting in shock and pain, sensing that she’s losing this back-and-forth melee. If there ever was a trick up Lavigne’s sleeve, she ain’t playing it right now, and the end result is both girls glaring daggers at each other from opposite ends of the ring at the bell. Avril truly needs to find some other way to neutralise her opponent’s physical advantage.

ROUND 4:
No more of that wild charging forward from Avril. Instead, she’s choosing to control Kristin as she repeatedly attempts to advance upon her. Kreuk trying to weave around Avril’s defences, but meeting an avalanche of jabs aimed at her head each time she tries to circumvent, grunting as her attacks are put in place before half the round is over. Avril smirking suddenly, finally finding her poison apple, gets cocky and begins to close on her wounded prey once again. Kreuk however biding her time, defending against Avril’s sudden offense, drawing the Canadian inwards before BLAM - shuffles her deck with a right hook that slams into her face outta nowhere! Avril seeing stars, mouth hanging open as she deflects another right hook before Kreuk can finish her off! Kreuk giving chase, poking at the singer’s soft belly with a groaning Lavigne in full retreat. “Too slow, Av.” The brunette teases once the bell rings. So much for Avril’s early success! Both girls score big this round, and the results only throw our predictions further into the air!

ROUND 5:
Lavigne needs to temper those emotions of hers if she wants to score a revenge victory tonight. Half the fight thus far she’s spent thinking of vengeance and what she’ll do to Kreuk once she’s knocked out at the base of her feet. Meanwhile, Kreuk’s been busy jamming gloves into her face and body, focused on the here and now and not letting those sweet fantasies distract her. Avril gets shouted at again from behind by Carmen Electra, who’s yelling at her girl to wake the f*ck up and fight. Avril complies, snaps out of her daydream, narrowly dodging an incoming jab combination. Kreuk not giving up the chase, still advancing and punching, advancing and punching. Avril however timing her shot expertly well, blocks another two jabs before BASHING the HISC star right in the center of her face! Kristin lets out a gurgle as she stumbles backwards, and suddenly IT’S AVRIL’S SHOW! Crowd on their feet as Kristin gets beaten backwards, trying to stay Lavigne’s punches and fight out the dizziness in her head! Avril whacking away at the arms, but her hooks not getting through, sending Kreuk left and right but not down to the canvas just yet. BELL RINGS before the Doll can fully seize the opportunity this round! Avril stealing the show in convincing fashion, but looks pretty upset at not finishing the job despite leaving a hurting Kreuk stumbling back to her corner.

ROUND 6:
Hoo-boy - it looks like Kristin is still dazed and dizzy as she rises from her stool, one hand holding onto the top rope in order to steady herself. She still manages to scurry away when Avril comes a’knocking, guarding her head religiously and only allowing her tummy to eat some leather before she turtles up on the ropes. Avril with a renewed sense of purpose, a one-track mind to finish this as she comes barreling in hot, shooting more lefts and rights into every crevice she can spy, bending Kristin over in pain and then making her grunt out loud as hooks are thrown into the side of her arms. Kristin blown backwards repeatedly into the ropes, and AVRIL POUNCES on her, growling and snarling in her face full of vengeance, burying hooks into the veteran’s body before SNAKING a right hand through the side-guard, BLASTING Kristin across the face! AND DOWN THE CONSORTIUM STAR GOES!! Kristin sent packing on her way down to the ground, crashing onto her side in a heap as she groans onto her back, makes little effort to recover! Referee counts her all the way up to ten and she barely makes it off her back! WOW! IT’S ALL OVER!!

Official Decision: Avril Lavigne defeats Kristin Kreuk via KO6!

AFTER:
Loud shriek from Avril Lavigne as she conquers an old mountain and puts this particular worry to bed, having proven that she really HAS grown into a different beast after all these years! That’s one reason why the Doll remains so 'gloaty' about this particular win, smiling and beaming to her cornermen and women, then the crowds, and finally marching over to Kristin’s body intending to rub in her revenge for the history books. Let’s not forget: Kreuk partly to blame as well for having humiliated the Queen at the start of her career so many years ago!

Sharp, high-pitched giggle from Avril as she stands over her Kreuk. "Come on, L-O-S-E-R, I kicked your washed up ass and now you're coming with me!"

Groan from Kristin as Avril grabs two fistfuls of her dark hair and pulls her up to her feet before intending to take her for a walk-of-shame around the four corners of the ring. Kristin, however, too proud to let this happen, struggling every inch of the way – once on her knees, she pushes the smaller blonde off of her, and is only silenced when an angry Avril sends a lazy knee up into her midsection in order to subdue her.

However, before the pair can reach the second turnbuckle, the crowds on their feet and enjoying this spectacle, the proud Kreuk once again begins thrashing about in her victor’s grasp, actually manages to break free and send a tight fist CRACK into the side of Avril’s face, stunning the Doll before her victory lap’s complete. A wild shriek from Avril as she lunges towards her once more, definitely not done with her revenge parade, and the two girls end up punching, scratching and slapping in every direction before they end up in a clinch with Avril attempting to bully the defeated brunette around but having a hard time at it as it seems Kreuk has plenty of spirit left in her, which leads to both women tumbling to the mat in a mess of shrieks and limbs, rolling over each other in the middle of the ring, fighting for renewed dominance.

Ring officials have seen enough, however, and there are other fights scheduled to take place before the night’s done. They rush under the ropes, attempting to pry both ladies apart, gloves in each other’s hair, legs kicking and faces fuming as a pissed off Avril screams at Kristin’s direction whilst being dragged away: "BITCCCHH!!! You're LUCKY they saved your ass, LOSER! I should have kicked your ass a LONG time ago! Get the HELL out of my ring!"

Kristin a mess, breathing hard, saving her few words for her own corner, instructing them to get her the f*ck back to the safety of the locker room. The HISC delegation quickly escorting her out of the ring, leaving Avril to celebrate unobstructed. Once Kreuk disappears backstage, Avril back to looking elated, cockily raising her arms giggling over this well-deserved comeback victory, posing in the center of the ring for her fans, then demanding a microphone be brought to her by the ring official.

“Yeeaaah bitchessss!!!” She screams into the microphone as the crowd erupts. “Totally kicked her ass! She’s SO lucky security saved her…but you know what? It’s WHATEVER. I fucked her up and that’s what matters. I don’t care how fit you are, Il’l f*ck you up anyway!” the singer giggles. “Which is exactly what I’m going to do to that stupid b*tch Mendes at the end of the month. She thinks I’m scared of her pathetic boobs or whatever….PHA-LEASE. You got lucky last time, b*tch. It’s not happening again. I’ll f*ck you up and show you some REAL boobs! Haha!” Avril’s giggles echo throughout the arena as she sticks her chest out and laughs, showing off her modest cleavage before casually letting the mic drop to the mat and posing playfully for the fans before exiting the ring to some loud cheers.

It’s a big win for Lavigne tonight, conquering an old hated opponent on her continuing rise to the top of the division. Can she do it again at the end of the month against the menacing Camila Mendes, who’s already beaten her last year? We can’t wait to find out, but for now, the night definitely belongs to Queen Lavigne and her many fans as the Punk Princess makes her way backstage celebrating and high fiving anyone in her path.