Posted by simguy on 6/25/2004, 6:06 pm

(Thanks to FightFan for this repost)


Before: "I'm going to jab Catherine's face into putty," says an intense Nicole Kidman in prefight. "I'll box her like she's never been boxed before. I plan to win every round of this fight and post a 10-0 on this girl - that's what we've trained for." Bell fielding attacks concerning her losses to Theron, the KO to Beckinsale - at one point she just throws up her hands - "Look - I'm fighting Nicole Kidman and that's going to be tough enough without you guys harping on every mistake I've made in my whole career. Get off it. If you're interested, nobody knows Nicole Kidman better than Terry Farrel, and I think we've cooked up a scheme that could really be special. Don't miss it while you're watching tape of Beckinsale knocking me out." Nicole in pretty high ponytail, pale blue and white tartan print bra style bikini top, white bottoms, gloves - Cat in electric blue bikini, white gloves.

During R1: Nik true to her word, circling rigidly, shifting weight to a stiff left leg as she pulses out the jab - Cat respecting it, parrying it with the right mitt, jabbing back to disrupt Nicole's timing. Minute of thrust and parry midring - Cat getting her face spanked as Kidman's stick won't be denied, but brunette thumping away to upperchest with her own poke, staying in range, getting the rhythm down. Midway through - Nik step-and-jabbing - Cat with a little rock-back fade, comes back a WHISTLING counter-right cross over the stick and KIDMAN GETS CLOCKED! Crowd screaming on impact - Nicole instantly wrecked - knees rubbery, feet baby-stomping on the spot. Cat stepping close to knuckle her left hand against Nik's chest, then leaning in with a bludgeoning right on the teeth, keeping weight on the front foot to jerk a brisk left uppercut onto the blasted chin of her foe. Kidman already out - head being tetherballed by Cat's accurate finishing burst - blonde lays out on her back with a thunderous crash. KO1 in shattering fashion, Cat Bell.

After: Fired-up Bell refusing to walk or otherwise torment her foe despite crowd chants ("PUN-ISH HER! PUN-ISH HER!") - but you can see the pleasure in her eyes, upbeat body language as she nods and chats with Terry while gloves are tugged free. Jab the jabber, counter with the right hand, finish with combinations - textbook TE fightplanning down to the last detail. Kidman looking like she just heard the words, "Honey, I'm screwing a hot little Spanish chick, how 'bout a divorce?" as she sits up and takes salts on the canvas.

Sim Guy
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