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31 October 2019 Emily Ratajkowski vs Barbara Jean Blank

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Celebrity Boxing After Dark (CBAD)

Posted by caspian2 on Oct 31, 2019 at 11:22pm

(Results: Lookout!, Words: Caspian)

CBAD: Emily Ratajkowski vs Barbara Jean Blank (JMD)

Emily:
(27, 5’7, 25:14 FCBA, VIXENs)

Barbara:
(32, 5'5, 1:0 FCBA, Free Agent)

BEFORE:
An interesting match-up on tonight’s mini-card, with Emily Ratajkowski getting challenged to a JMD contest by none other than WWE’s former Diva Barbara ‘Barbie’ Jean Blank, also formerly known as the wonderful Kelly Kelly.

“She’s been talking smack about me online,” Emily saying by ring-side first. “If she wants to get smothered out so badly, I’ll gladly oblige her.”

The Vixen is dressed to kill as usual, wearing a simply black bikini top and bottom for maximum mobility (though we’d still question her choice to make her assets such easy targets tonight). Barbara also getting ready at the opposite corner, and for someone who just turned 35, the blonde wrestler doesn’t seem to have aged one bit, waving to her fans in the tiny auditorium and looking fit as a fiddle in her baby blue bikini and low-cut denim shorts.

“Darn right I think Emily doesn’t belong in the ring. I mean, just look at her - she’s like a stick figure. Trust me - she wouldn’t last two minutes if she were in the wrestling arena with me, and I’ll prove it with just my fists tonight - and of course, maybe I’ll use some of my other assets,” Kelly saying with a sly wink.

This ain’t your traditional mini-PPV, so the girls forgo the traditional weigh-ins and head straight for their corners in the ring. The first time they meet is in the center to receive the referee’s rules, and it’s as heated as you can imagine: both hands planted firmly on hips as they meet each other’s steely gaze, neither woman prepared to back down tonight. The order to touch gloves is obviously ignored and the ref has little choice but to send them back to corners. Wave of the hand and HERE we go with ten rounds of JMD action!

ROUND 1:
We have some energetic movement on both sides early on in this fight, as these lovely ladies meet in the dead center of the ring, bouncing on their toes, gloves already cocked back and ready to fire. For someone who’s larger-framed compared to Emily, Barbara’s moving like she’s back home in the ring, drawing a first gasp from Emily’s lips when she slams a hard shot into the side of her breast, before another and another ambitious hand is blocked by Ratajkowski, who’s still grimacing at being out-punched this early. Emily not taking that insult lying down, fires back with immediacy, alternating shots into Barbara’s face and chest before landing a stiff one-two into the nostrils whilst Barbara’s busy swinging away down below. The round ends and both ladies having inflicted and suffered a similar amount of punishment, making this first round an effective draw for both corners.

ROUND 2:
And there goes Emily Ratajkowski, who bumps the action up a notch and shows everyone in the arena how it’s done! Emily MOVING like a blur in the second round, completely out-pacing Barbara, out-punching her with jabs sent in like the wind! Ratajkowski using her speed to her advantage, running circles around the bewildered blonde as Barbara fires and swishes hooks back, but is unable to pin the Vixen down. Emily’s smile creeping back onto her face, landing hard shot after hard shot into every crevice of skin and body available. Last minute and she stings Barbara’s chest with another left/right combo, licking her lips as the blonde’s face lights up in shock and pain. If this keeps up, Barbara’s surely to eat her words by the end of the fight, and a little something else if you know what we mean.

ROUND 3:
Ratajkowski’s at it again, keeping to her fast schedule of landing jabs on the blonde’s body before scrambling outta the way of any return swings. Barbara growling with frustration, turning too slowly and failing to catch Emily with her punches. Second minute and the former WWE star is trying a new strategy of staying put and letting Emily come to her. Ratajkowski takes the bait, unfortunately, storming inwards and firing a bevy of jabs into the arms and body, trying to wear Blank down further. Barbara grunting, absorbing, but biding her time, before she senses a brief opening and SLAPS leather straight into the face of Ratajkowski! OUCH! That shot almost disappeared into the face as it bunches up Emily’s mouth and nostrils, and all of a sudden, Emily’s stumbling back with a groan! Good lord, HERE comes Kelly Kelly! Big blonde wades in hard and without hesitation, ramming more gloves up into the Vixen’s chest, left right left right left puh puh puh puh as she tortures the poor girl’s rack like a punching bag! Occasional smack into Emily’s face further pushes her backwards, as Ratajkowski has to scramble for cover and shake off her assailant. Bell rings and Barbara finally turns the tide, taking this round wide for herself with a satisfied smile!

ROUND 4:
Emily’s overconfidence might spell the death of her if she isn't careful, and true to form, the Vixen goes back into first gear, trying to recuperate from the damage absorbed but also rethinking her strategy. Barbara with no such hesitations, eager to continue the punishment, but meets a wall of jabs aimed at her head as she charges in repeatedly. Emily jumping, light on her feet backwards, as she keeps Blank at bay with her excellent reach. Occasionally, the brunette even scores on the bikini top, flattening those orbs in further deterrent message to Blank to keep the f*ck away. What might have been an easy, dominant round for Barbara is now slipping away by the minute. Last minute has the blonde keeping her distance, panting hard, but it’s too late to salvage this time as Emily holds off her assault.

ROUND 5:
Both ladies scoring good hits throughout the fifth, with Emily again trying to keep her distance with jabs to the head and body. But Barbara selecting when and how she barrels inwards, as a result manages to score a whole lot more: Emily grimacing as she’s caught in one such blitz, a hook slammed into her side has her paralysed on the spot, with Barbara scoring another hard swipe across her jugs. Pained look on her face as Emily chooses to run instead of stand-and-bang, but her strategy is getting countered the longer she keeps to it. Barbara taking the round overall despite being on the receiving end of jabs to her chest.

ROUND 6:
These two ladies are HUNGRY for jug abuse, as they decide to CHARGE in at the opening bell! Good lord - is Emily outta her mind here? Barbara partly surprised for a moment as well, but then SWINGS away like a madwoman - who the f*ck cares if Emily wants to put herself clear in her sights? But Ratajkowski’s laser-beamed focused as she swerves to avoid the first wild hook that flies over the head, bangs a glove into the blonde’s body before deftly weaving to avoid a follow-up hook from Barbara. She’s showing the entire room how it’s done as she PACKS another fist clean into her breast, before ROCKING Barbara to the jawline! OUCHH!! Barbara goes reeling backwards, crashing into the ropes. Emily stalking after her, jabs puncturing the tummy, leaving Jean groaning and bent over. A final hook across the face SENDS HER DOWN TO THE SIDE, where Barbs stays, powerless to get back up! It’s all over!

Official Decision: Emily Ratajkowski defeats Barbara Jean Blank via KO6!

AFTER:
Emily seen grinning devilishly over her fallen adversary, taking her own time to unstrap each glove from her hands, the strreeeeeaaaak of velcro coming off like a shrill warning to Barbie Blank, who’s still blinking up at the lights, trying to get off her back.

Ratajkowski stalking the blonde from side-to-side, thinking of the best way to exact her humiliation. She suddenly throws herself forward, landing with a sharp PLUNK as she pancakes the blonde’s voluptuous form. Loud grunt from Kelly as the air is knocked out of her lungs, and she immediately begins squirming as she senses what’s coming.

Emily however has been here before, quickly scrambling upwards, angling her body upwards over the blonde below. She locks the breast smother in without even blinking, arms wrapped around the back of Barbara’s head, fingers tightly grasped in the blonde’s matted hair as she shoves her captive’s face into her chest. Emily cooing, smiling down as she lets her assets finish the job, feeling the blonde’s struggling lips protesting against her breasts down below.

Finally, the remaining strength leaves the blonde’s body, trembling for a final moment before going limp. Emily relinquishing the hold, getting up and admiring for a final time the giantess she’s just conquered. The Vixen poses with both arms flexed in the air and one foot planted on Kelly’s sleeping face.