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30 November 2019 Brunette Ambition At The Asylum II: Electric Boogaloo Introduction

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Brunette Ambition At The Asylum II: Electric Boogaloo

Posted by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Nov 30, 2019 at 10:47am

O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap November with another great Asylum card!"

Tess: "And, this month, we'll be starting at welterweight, where Abigail Ratchford will be making her Philly debut against a girl still trying to make the Tenth Anniversary roster, Charlotte McKinney!"

McCarthy: "And, if that's not bad enough, we're going to have to be subjected to a lightweight bout when Weirdo hasn't had a REAL lightweight since Torv retired."

Cassie: "That bout will be between Anne Hathaway, a girl who's caused Front Street trouble before, and Gemma Arterton. Then, we'll move to the division I rule, flyweight, as Rachel Bilson comes to Philly for a contest with a girl who, like Gemma, HAS clinched a spot on next year's roster, Ariel Winter!"

McCarthy: "It just gets worse from there, with two MORE lightweight bouts, and one of them is going to feature Joanne Kelly against that TOOTHPICK Taylor Hill!"

Tess: "Followed by former lightweight champion Erica Durance making her Asylum debut against a girl who, like Hill, is still trying to clinch a roster spot, Katy Perry!"

Cassie: "And, we'll wrap at bantamweight, where Mac's old running buddy and former Unified Bantamweight Champion Olivia Munn will make her Asylum debut against another former Unified Bantamweight Champion, Chloe Bennet!"

McCarthy: "And, Munn's going to WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HER!"

O'Dell: "Six fights, four weight classes, and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Brunette Ambition At The Asylum II: Electric Boogaloo!"