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31 January 2020 Six Debuts In Search Of An Asylum II: Electric Boogaloo Asylum PPV Introduction

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Six Debuts In Search Of An Asylum II: Electric Boogaloo Asylum PPV

Posted by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Jan 31 , 2020 at 3:23am

O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap January with another great Asylum card!"

Cassie: "And, this month, we start in the division where I rule, flyweight, where Eliza Scanlen will be among NINE girls making their FCBA debuts and hers will come against a girl making her Front Street debut, Meg Donnelly!"

Tess: "Next, it's lightweight action, with the debut of Haley Bennett against former Unified Lightweight Champion Gemma Arterton!"

McCarthy: "The one bit of good news on tonight's card is that that Campbell Clone Kat Dennings isn't here. But, we ARE going to be subjected to a bantam bout that features Olivia Cooke making her FCBA debut against one of Weirdo's NEW Dancing Hookers, Sophie Mudd."

Tess: "It's back to lightweight next, with a pair of FCBA debuts as Sarah Wright will battle new Front Streeter Kara Del Toro!"

Cassie: "Then, we'll see more flyweight action with the FCBA debut of Rose McIver against debuting Front Streeter Billie Eilish! Then, we'll wrap with a lightweight contest featuring the debut of Mackenzie Davis against Kennedy..."

McCarthy: "DON'T YOU DARE!"

Cassie: "'Mac The Knife' McMann!"

O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Six Debuts In Search of an Asylum II: Electric Boogaloo!"