Cardi B vs. Kaley Cuoco 

(Words: GBS / Results: Lookout!)

The bout about to begin featured a new signee to a stable facing a hall of fame boxer. Cardi B would be in the ring with Kaley Cuoco.

Cardi was a signee to GBS after her two bouts as a free agent. She is also a frequent talker and great for the FCBA media and their outlets. Her interviews and other pre fight press outings are great because she talks about it all. What round she will knock Kaley out in, what her boxing plans are, do they include JMD, and other specialty fights.
Cuoco disagrees with Cardi’s prediction of her losing the bout. She may end up KO’ed herself Kaley says.

This makes the weigh in a hotly contested affair as both showed off their bodies before the pre-fight pictures were to be taken. Some were enough apparently as both started cattily trash talking and grabbing for each other. When separated both threatened each other a lot.

Fight night came as a relief as both fighters would be escorted to the ring.

The bout’s referee was Christina Applegate who came to the ring in a white referee’s shirt and black shorts which were pinstriped.

Cardi wore a black leather bikini with black gloves. She makes a show of shadow boxing and of her body which she shakes for the fan’s enjoyment.

Kaley wore an orange bikini with white gloves.

Round 1:

Cardi certainly was focused as she came out with her jab to keep the blonde back pedaling. Kaley is unable to get inside thanks to Cardi’s footwork. Cardi throws some hard punches into Cuoco who seems to be getting hit more than hitting. The round ends with Cardi trashing Kaley’s boxing skills verbally. Christina broke it up and directed them to their corners. Cardi won the round widely.

Round 2 & 3:

Both fighters came out of their corners and Kaley was more controlling the pace. More jabs and ring movements before Kaley gets inside hitting some hard shots. It is a very close round with great boxing being shown by both and the crowd cheers and stands for their efforts. Kaley wins the round thanks to her hard punches.

The third saw Kaley get much more aggressive as she controlled the action for most of the round. She was trying to work inside and Cardi was trying to use her speed to create combinations. Cuoco got a great combination up to Cardi’s head and she was staggering after taking those. Kaley soon is moving her around the ring and Cardi was able to stay off the ropes but took some shots. Kaley won the round widely.

Round 4 & 5:

Cardi came out slower to open the fourth and Kaley came rushing over. But Cardi caught her with 2 combinations that backed her up. Now Kaley is backing up and Cardi is coming on. She goes inside and goes to Kaley’s breasts and is soon slamming shots there. Cuoco fights back and is able to punch back after a few shots hit her breasts. Kaley is able to get free of the ropes but Cardi is nailing her with some hard shots. Cardi wins the round widely.

Life got better for Cardi in the fifth when her punching again gained her the edge as the round went on. In the middle of it, Cardi landed a sweet right hook and left cross to Kaley’s face. CUOCO GOES DOWN! Applegate shoved Cardi out of the way as she went to begin the count. Cardi did lift her gloves up and shake her body on the way to the neutral corner. This bought Kaley more time as she did rise by the count of 5 and was checked over by Christina. Applegate then declared the fight to continue and it did. Near the end of the round, Kaley landed a couple hard shots to Cardi’s right side which did stop her. The bell rang and Christina got between the two and sent them to their corners. Cardi won the round widely thanks to her knockdown.

Round 6:

Both boxers came out looking for openings and boxing quickly. Kaley launched a right hook that landed on Cardi’s jaw and stunned her. Cuoco follows up with a right uppercut AND CARDI GOES DOWN! Christina is close by and Kaley trots to a neutral corner. Cardi rises by the six count of ten and is checked over by Applegate. She waves the fight on and it continues. Cuoco gets right back to Cardi and she is boxing defensively. But it doesn’t stop Kaley or her gloved fists as they smack over and over into Cardi’s body. Soon she has Cardi back to the ropes. Kaley is now sending hard hooks and uppercuts to Cardi’s face. Cardi seems to be just taking these while she is in the ropes. AND CHRISTINA STEPS IN! Kaley steps back and whoops her cheers. TKO 6 – Kaley Cuoco.

After:

Cuoco jumps and begin posing for the cameras as Christina helps Cardi to her corner. Kaley beams as she shakes her body while awaiting Christina. The crowd loves this and cheers and whistles for Kaley and her body. Applegate comes to middle of the ring and raises Kaley’s right arm in victory. Cuoco smiles as she is the winner.

Cardi was worked on in her corner before she is helped to her locker room.