"Emmerdale Boxing"
Fiona Wade vs Sammy Winward
(3-3, 3 KO vs 2-9, 2 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: "I'm tired of waiting for Roxy to make up her mind!", says Fiona Wade during pre-fight press conference, "Let's be honest, she's afraid of me big time! What a coward! But I'll be really glad to destroy her old nemesis here instead! Just because Sammy hates Roxy's guts, it doesn't mean she's my friend or anything! In fact I hate these stupid blonde bimbos myself! Everyone knows I'm the sexiest woman on 'Emmerdale' there ever was and that's a fact!"

Meanwhile Sammy Winward fires back at the exotic brunette: "Sheesh, the only fact here is that Fiona is an old slapper who lucked out into some wins before. Big deal! She's so small I'm gonna crush her wholesale and everyone gets to see how much air there is instead of her brains! Because she ain't got ANY brains down there!"

Indeed, Fiona gives away four inches in height to her opponent but BBU TV's Charlie Webster claims Sammy has suffered too many defeats to enter this 'Emmerdale' duel as a genuine favorite. Fiona has that evil spark about her while Sammy is... well, just a soft blonde who's only attractive enough to earn herself few fights around BBU. There are one or two journeywomen who could easily beat her up so the writing is on the wall for the show's 'Katie Sugden' tonight.

Fiona Wade wears a black bikini top with red trim, white micro hotpants and red gloves. Long raven-black hair tied in a custom ponytail. Sammy Winward wears a light blue bikini set and white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Fiona's all out here to demolish the blonde but Sammy channels some proper Emmerdale pride herself; after all she made Roxanne Pallett eat plenty of mud back on the set all those years ago and she won't allow another brunette bullying her around again. She outworks the older woman through superior reach and smacks promising jabs followed by a quick hooking combo that glues Fiona to the spot. A wild hook manages to connect with the blonde's brow ridge but Sammy keeps plugging away and wobbles Wade onto her heels before a cruel left hook tears up her lips too. Ugh! Fiona winces in pain and fails to slug herself out of trouble which enables Winward to cash in with more crisp punches from point-blank range and the Cardiff audience roars in delight when the brunette's moans gets louder in the closing stages. That's one for 'Team Katie' here, folks!

Round 2:
More pressure from Sammy who's really up for some good boxing show here tonight and her attitude tames Fiona's natural aggression; she gets outworked in the center of the ring again and soaks up a hooking double before a solid punches on the temple wobbles her to her heels. She almost trips down on the canvas but Sammy bursts through her leaky guard regardless and pounds her onto the ropes where she ups the work rate and buries the older woman behind a tight earmuff. Wade just can't shake off the blonde here and bellows out into more spasms when Winward's relentless pounding finds the target and rocks the brunette's head back & forth come the bell.

Round 3:
Fiona's visibly upset as we head into the third round but for once she ducks underneath the blonde's aerial efforts and begins to stack punches against the ribcage instead. Sammy gets caught out by the sudden change and misfires with her put away hooks that allows Wade to carve into her midsection even further. Ugh! Winward tries to back off into mid-distance but loses her footing and eats a wild hook on the chin as Fiona steps it up and delivers a proper leather scramble to reel the other woman onto the ropes. Sammy's punching resistance was always her biggest flaw and she can only apply a clinching stalemate to halt the brunette's progress which doesn't find support among the Cardiff fans. Fiona actually head-butts her on the chin in a desperate effort to break free and both women trade verbal insults at the bell to suggest the action is about to get even hotter soon.

Round 4:
Fiona finds the pacey approach to beat Sammy for the initial punch and she enforces the close range stance where she digs deep into the exposed ribcage again. Winward just can't contain these repeated harpoons slicing her up below the elbows and wobbles forward when she gets blasted one time too many. Ugh! She seeks another regrettable clinch but Wade's too quick for her now and NAILS her on the chin with a power connection that sends the blonde's gloves spread eagle. Another quick left hook finds the nose and a follow up from the other side bursts through the mouth TO DROP WINWARD ONTO HER KNEES in a flush! Whoa! Fiona's angry scream matches the crowd's volume and Sammy takes the standard eight count to gather her thoughts. She gets up but soon finds herself trapped in the corner with Wade aiming high and dissecting the guard at will.... She buries the stunned opponent under a hectic barrage and even though her precision deserts her, Sammy's in no position to mount a comeback and eventually gets saved by the bell.

Round 5:
Sammy tries to make it competitive but Fiona's too agile for her now and rides the knockdown wave to dominate the action. She splits the blonde's mitts repeatedly but finds those pesky strikes to the ribcage as the younger actress struggles to embrace the heat. It's getting a little one-sided now but Fiona has bigger plans on the horizon and wants to make sure Roxanne Pallett catches all of that and more! Sammy's ponytail goes for a bumpy ride and the blonde gets pummelled back to the ropes come the one minute mark where she wilts under the pressure and can barely connect with Wade's flesh. She lands a couple of single punches but then gets NAILED with another jaw-stinger that wobbles her forward and allows the older babe to smack her from both flanks on each temple. Ugh! Sammy cries out her discomfort but this only fuels Fiona's desire and she wrenches the poor girl with a money shot on the right ear THAT FOLDS WINWARD FACE DOWN ON THE CANVAS!!!! The Cardiff Arena roars in delight one more time while Sammy sinks on all fours and is on the verge of breaking down for good. She makes one last effort to beat the count, gets up at nine but Fiona knows she's got her beat: "Gonna cry now, bytch?". Blonde frantically shakes her head in response and gets the sitting duck treatment from the ref who refuses to stop the fight. Wade pounces on the staggered girl and rips her with a left cross on the nose before a swift follow up finds the chin and leaves the blonde gurgling for mercy. Ugh! Fiona just piles on the head-hunting juice and Sammy's guard collapses like a cheap tent which earns her a couple of nasty bruises extra before the man in charge FINALLY shows some common sense and JUMPS IN to stop the beating!!! TKO5 Fiona Wade!!!

AFTER: Fiona looks a little annoyed she didn't shut Sammy's lights out but Charlie Webster reckons this icing on the cake will be saved for the upcoming Roxanne Pallett showdown. Winward seems glad it's all over here and rests against the ropes for several seconds; she tries to ignore the jubilant brunette who parades around the ring and yells back at the audience but then earns herself a classic Walk of Shame send-off with Fiona mocking her repeatedly in the proccess. However this is only a dress rehearsal before the real test of Emmerdale character and they better get the barn ready since Fiona vows to deliver the Knockout of the Year at Roxy's expense: "This cow can't avoid me any longer! Where is she? I hope she doesn't suck too many cocks over in America because she's gonna be sucking my kneecaps once I dunk her in that mud! Grr.... It's on, bytch!!!"

Final result: Fiona Wade def. Sammy Winward TKO5.