Jordan Carver vs Billie Faiers
(Black Eagle Boxing vs BBU Independent)
(2-3, 2 KO vs 0-7)
JMD Value: 30K (Enhanced) vs 30H (Natural)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Jordan Carver boasts the biggest German JMD talent around the league and she hopes to remind everyone of these talents as she faces the unfortunate Billie Faiers in front of her home audience tonight. The Barclaycard Arena is promised a wild jug assault by both Gina Wild and Jordan herself even though TOWIE's stalwart Faiers vows to upset the local odds. She remains winless in seven previous attempts but Kate Abdo thinks that she has a genuine shot at exposing Carver's cleavage tonight. It's still a long shot but Billie has younger sister Sam in her corner and you couldn't buy the Essex confidence oozing out of that corner. The only problem is, Gina Wild and her Eagles are equally as determined to see Jordan back on top of the JMD genre!

Jordan Carver wears a silver bikini set with red trim and golden gloves. Long dyed blonde hair in loose waves. Billie Faiers wears a light blue bikini set and black gloves. Long blonde hair wrapped in a loose bun at the back of her head. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Billie wants to upset the local odds so she charges at the fellow blonde from the bell but gets blocked during her initial efforts and eats a quick hook on the jaw that throws her off balance and allows Carver to jump in with an uppercut rally herself. The Essex girl suffers from the odd punch above the cleavage but she should have known better and Jordan just doesn't let go of her thereafter as she pounds her from both flanks and squeezes the natural assets against each other before blasting the younger blonde on the chin one more time. Faiers drops onto the ropes and struggles to connect from behind the guard while Jordan lays into her midsection and makes her wince in pain come the bell. Ugh! Gina Wild can celebrate that opening round alright; Jordan didn't really enforce too much elite talent out there but Billie got caught out with the odd punch on the jaw and looked very hittable in the proccess.

Round 2:
The Essex tourist comes flying in and connects with Jordan's rack this time however the local favorite withstands the initial pressure and catches her foe with another wild hook on the jaw! Sam Faiers is furious over in the TOWIE corner however the referee waves off the protests and poor Billie struggles to find her balance when she gets pummelled to the body. She slumps forward and bumps her chin against the fellow blonde's shoulder but Jordan simply rips through her guts and bullies her back to the neutral corner where she secures a steady uppercut connection with the British rack. Ugh! Billie just can't brawl herself back into contention and wilts with every punch dissecting her boobs! She slips to harpoon the German's liver area but lacks authority and strenght while getting battered on the ropes for remainder of the round! Carver yells out in delight when the bell rings and verbally abuses the otherwise subdued tourist - Billie's really up against it now!

Round 3:
We've seen this before, Faiers comes storming from her stool and tries to nail the older woman with her aggressive approach but then runs into a wall when Carver unloads the uppercut frenzy and hoofs the Essex guard aside. Kate Abdo thinks Billie is simply too soft for the jug muggin' business but she praises the blonde's courage... it counts for very little though as the local starlet reigns supreme here in the third and blasts the inferior woman back to the ropes where she thumps more phone booth juice. Ugh! Faiers tries to clinch her foe but only gets pinned to the turnbuckle and then soaks up more uppercut menace that destroys her guard and allows Carver to have a free rally on target... the painful yelps get louder and louder and finally Billie's resistance is broken when the German model drills her solar plexus one time too many.... DOWN GOES FAIERS!!!! The Essex blonde lands on her knees and requires a standard eight count before getting up. However Jordan's all over her mounds thereafter and batters her into a standstill in the corner with only the bell coming to the rescue. But Billie is HURT and embraces her rack while walking slowly to her corner.

Round 4:
Maybe Sam Faiers should tag-team her way onto the ring now because Billie's in no shape to mount a successful recovery and gets picked off by the arrogant German from the opening bell of the fourth. She yells with every punch connecting with the Essex cleavage and quite frankly Billie's mobility is nothing short of a disaster as she can't block anything and is glued to the spot which only makes Carver's performance look even better than it actually is. The Hamburg audience doesn't mind this though and another steady uppercut rally leaves Faiers crying out in pain with her jugs now bouncing against her slumped chin; Jordan wants to get this over and done with fast so she drills the exposed navel and signs off with an uppercut follow-through that clips both the boobs and Billie's chin in one swing! The Essex lass takes a couple of steps back before gravity takes over AND SHE CRASHES DOWN FLAT ON HER BACK with a really loud thump!!! Sam Faiers is ready to throw in the towel but her sister has been smoked into a heap regardless so the ref signals it's all over anyway! KO4 Jordan Carver!!!

AFTER: Jordan gloats over the fallen blonde and places her foot on her jugs while keeping an eye on the other sister. Sam tries to get there in the ring and salvage the family pride but gets wrestled by the security crew so the victorious model can rip her victim's bikini top off and take it back home as battle trophy. She the drags a semi-dazed Billie around the ring by the hair before resting her face down on the ropes and spanking her butt raw with a special leather paddle brought by coach Gina Wild. Kate Abdo reckons that's an old souvenir from Gina's former AV career but Jordan sure knows how to use it against Billie's exposed butt herself! It's not quite over for the tormented tourist as she gets rolled onto her back and Jordan sits on her face much to the crowd's delight! Meanwhile Sam Faiers fails to wrestle herself through the body guards and has to watch in horror as her sister gets smothered unconscious by the German's crotch. It's just about as bad as it gets for the Essex faithful but these TOWIE girls will accept plenty of punishment if the check clears. And Germans know how to make a good business regardless of Gina Wild's questionable match-making over the years!

Final result: Jordan Carver def. Billie Faiers KO4.