Adriana Lima vs Alexis Ren (Mistress of the Body Saddle, final round)

Before: Alexis has been trailing since the second round of the first fight, was knocked out of the ring last time, but won’t let it phase her: “I’m taking this from her. It’s my time. I want this. She can’t take it from me!”

Adriana riding high after a dominating beach win: “She isn’t ready to fight real champions yet. She got lucky once, but that was all she’s going to get!”

Alexis entering in the gold SI microbikini, white gloves, hair loss and wild ove back and breasts. Adriana wearing her signature grey chinchilla top, black thong bottoms, black gloves, hair loose and wild. Challenger and champion go forehead-to-forehead and tit-to-tit during instructions, unwilling to break the staredown until the ref wedges his hands between them and forces them apart.

R1: First minute Adriana jumps into a strong hook, blocked by Ren's stout guard and SHE BITES BACK A TIDY HOOK COUNTER! Gorgeous compact counter-off-the-block clouts Lima on the chin, staggering her backwards into ropes with her ears pinned back. RIGHT UPPERCUT, ALEXIS! Adriana caught leaning forward between her mitts - she slumps awkwardly in the ropes, eyelashes fluttering, lips parting: Ren pivots on her hips, hooking Lima clean across the right cheek, another hook lands flush. Working the body: Alexis muscling up to thick-mitt it downstairs - tidy, ripping licks behind the elbows; sumptuous digs to paunch with arched-back, bare-buttock delivery. And finally, jugs: Ren pushing Lima upright, then going rack with heartless shoulder-shrugging glee - buffeting Brazilian's breasts, clubbing them, humbling them. Adriana aghast at the punishment - FINALLY she's able to cuddle up and halt the pounding. Ref's break: Lima swaying on the spot, Ren chesting up smug and purring; Challenger took Queen out behind the woodshed in a statement-making 10-8 first.

R2: Adriana closing on Alexis faster than she can organize. Ren falling back, hitting ropes, covering up, rotating her torso, straying relaxed but obviously hinky about being in this position with Lima again. Adriana set strong, leaning in to palm Alexis at right elbow and left shoulder, stabilizing and jostling before slugging. Lima putting a muscular left shoulder in Ren’s chest, bumping her off, then hooking her tidy in close. Alexis staying in a tight shell, giving up the beef in her flanks, jealously guarding her breasts at the expense of a wide-open waist. Adriana takes what’s pushing off with contempt at the bell, Alexis flushed, well-thumped, but basically sound as she manages an efficient pocket defence in the second.

R3: Adriana tackled hard into ropes by hurtling Alexis! Ren pushing, scrounging, then punching--chugging, lusty lefts and rights marching up-torso, cashes in a clouting hook to chops, Lima stung, ducks down, reaches in to clinch around tanned torso. Alexis snarling as she digs stiffly in above Adriana’s hips, just hammering outside the Queen’s outstretched arms until ref issues break. Ren no pushed back, chest heaving: Lima open-mouthed, leaning up against the ropes for a breather--BUT HERE COMES ALEXIS!! Ren rushing in with a DRIVING right hand flat underneath Lima’s left breast--bruising heart punch yanks a cry of shock as they slam into ropes, Adriana once again looking to clinch, ALEXIS POUNDS JUG! Ren snarling--hardhearted--she reefs hooks to Lima’s right flank, ripping the punches so hard her right foot skids off canvas. Shifting weight, riding the left arm across Adriana’s upper back, slumping her forward for pumping right hands belly and breasts--thumping work out of the wrap! Lima desperate to clinch--but Ren using her right hand to palm the left shoulder back, keeping the Queen open for business. Brutal, cudgeling stuff: Ren’s teeth bared, right elbow cranking back then right fist thrusting forward deep to tanned tummy, or pancaking jugs; Lima crying out as she takes, bare-butt back, torso stooped forward, left knee cringing slightly up as she soaks body-shock. Mauling vindictiveness to the bell--Adriana suffering against the ropes, can’t keep Alexis off.

R4: Alexis fresh off her stool, grim-faced: she's doubling up the jab body/head; bouncing to her right with hands palm-out at her shoulders, waiting for Adriana to reach, then countering. CRISP lead rights kiss across Lima's chin; stiff left jabs punch her mouth; swinging palm-down hooks clout her jaw as Ren routinely times her to perfection, then pivots into the clear. Midway through the first minute, Adriana trying to bob her way forward blunders into a darting, down-slicing Alexis right: clean chin-chipper buzzes her knees, putting Lima on haunches-and-hands all stunned and blinking! Ren nodding, grinning, doing the "title-belt" gesture at her waist en route to neutral corner. Swaying 8, Adriana she forms dukes-at-cheeks, digging in at apron as Alexis swaggers on in. Chopping flurries to body&breasts, Ren to Lima: hacking away with palm-down lefts and rights hup-hup-hup, then trading hard hooks to chin and ALEXIS GETS HURT! Ren staring as her legs stiffen/torso slides a bit on her hips...she didn't like that hook one bit, so Lima whipsaws her body, fits an extra hook to chin and DOWN GOES ALEXIS! Ren sprawling on her back, blubbering and sputtering...she's a mess, flopping around on canvas as Lima sashays her bethonged backside to neutral corner. Alexis gets up, but pitches face-first into ropes, still horribly rocked: she convinces ref to let it go with tears standing in dark brown eyes. ON COMES ADRIANA! Ren forming earmuff, sitting in ropes. Lima cuffs at Ren's scalp with light left/right warm-up pattern, then OH! THAT HOOK digs deep behind the right elbow. Adriana's colour high, body tense as she sets-and-rips hard, hard punches into Alexis wicked, lashing hooks to flank; dip-and-dig right uppercuts to midsection; right uppercuts to guard, trying to punch her up out of her crouch. To reset, Lima will scuff her jab across the top of Rens' scalp, then get her hips into the hook-to-belly: challenger suffering in the pocket, taking the beating of a lifetime as Adriana bangs out brawny points.

R5: Ring-denial and creeping barrages, Adriana suffocating Alexis and crowding her all around the ring. Lima’s jab makes an appearance, forestalling Ren’s desperate lunges, allowing herself to close without getting marked up. Inside, Adriana’s stronger, snap-snatching at flanks and ribs, climbing to jug with scrubbing shoeshine (plenty of forearm follow-through to draw warnings from the ref). Alexis grimacing, clinching for breaks—she’s doesn’t want to work inside with Lima. Bell to bell Adriana, doing a great job of cutting off the ring, closing, then outworking her foe, charging Ren’s body rent indeed this round.

R6: Alexis gets her own way: midring; distance; movement, dictating with the jab—even when she’s punching into Adriana’s guard, it’s still maintaining initiative, keeping the Queen contained. Lima coming forward, blocking well up top—but Ren so flashy with her eye-catching slashing punches: even when she’s not really scoring, it’s impressive. Alexis nibbling the waist with snikker-snak rights or lefts—immediately stepping away before Adriana’s lashing receipts. Lima unhurt, but outmaneuvered and out-touched. Ren with smug eye contact at the bell, forcing Adriana to walk around her as ref moves in.

R7: Adriana making inroads, spooking Alexis with some near-miss right crosses and hounding her to the ropes, able to fight forehead to forehead with Ren’s back to the ropes—really banging out the minutes, dukes at her chin as she stays compact, licks hard to midsection with either hand. Arms shivering on contact—like beating a rock with a two-by-four: Alexis cramping up, grunting, drawing Adriana into breathless clinches to run the clock. Ref constantly bawling at Lima to “Watch your head!” Queen billygoating, bullying her challenger through 7.

R8: Alexis showing some moxie—fighting toe-to-toe, rubbing tousles and finally outfighting Adriana in the trenches. Fight more or less midring—girls stepping around each other in close quarters—both gathering fists at their cheeks as they lean forward. Ribs beaten red and raw, tummies ripped up—girls really committing downstairs in an effort to break the other’s will late. Ren staying on Lima’s breasts, shrugging in short, jagged uppercuts to good effect: Queen blinking back tears at the bell as a result; Alexis exhaling hot through pursed lips in her corner, both fighters slumped against the ringpost during the break.

R9: Exhausted beauties muscle in mouth on shoulder, starts shrugging short rights and lets into pinked-up racks to back each other to ropes. Meanspirited swapping as girls spend a solid minute punishing offending racks, Alexis the first to shake off jug-hypnosis, startling Adriana with a short right uppercut: Queen back on her heels, momentarily frazzled. Ren steps to the right, gets that hesitation left uppercut off the right leg again--glorious head-torquing impact sends Lima reeling to the ropes eyelashes a-flutter, Alexis stepping-with and slugging: big right hands off the left foot; big left hands off the right foot; Adriana’s head on a swivel as she slides groggily along the ropes. LIMA GOES DOWN! Furious, flat-footed onslaught finally gets Adriana off her feet--she’s stretched out parallel to the ropes, hands above her head, mouth working eyes closed and SHE’S OUT! KO9 in brutal fashion for the NEW Mistress of the Body Saddle ALEXIS REN! 

After: Alexis toes Adriana onto her belly, plants her foot on her prey’s shoulder, the reaches down and grabs Lima’s thong to haul her butt in the air. New Queen’s eyes sparkling as the Vixen saddle is strapped over Adriana’s back, sounds of leather straps being zipped tight inter-mixed with the cries of the poor brunette below bringing a smile to her lips. Lima’s body and head continually being slapped by Ren’s open palm as she tries to get her prey to conform to desired position. 

Finally ready, Alexis hops on excitedly, hoping to get the show on the road. She takes her time making sure the hold is secure with a bounce or two resulting in a moan or two below. Then, waving excitedly to the crowds, she bellows at Adriana to ‘Get a move on!’ Front doors swing wide open, Ren with a secure hold on Lima’s hair, using it like a set of reins, guiding her out into the Ice Hotel’s familiar snow embankment. Dismounting, Alexis unfastens the saddle and removes it from Adriana’s body, then hooks her leg around the former Queen’s arm and kicks it out from under her, dropping Lima face first into the snow. Ren leaves her lying there and turns around to return inside the Hotel as a limo pulls up to take Adriana away.